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A boy looks at a box of vitamins on which is written
composition of the drug, such as "Vitamin C - 60 mg, Vitamin E - 10 mg,
... Vitamin PP - 13 mg" ... and asks his mother:
- Mom, what about these vitamins with vodka?
- ??? :-[ ]
- Well, it says right there: “Vitamin PP”...
 Submitted by Heaven Aeroplane/Psycho

          Evening. Village. A villager sits on a bench
             combiner DJ Psych with his girlfriend,
          poultry farm worker Veronica... Dark...
                           Veronica:
                   - Syarozh! Can I come?...
            - Sit down!... - DJ Psych answers. Passes
                       half an hour. Veronica:
                   - Syarozh! So I'll go?...
          “Sit down!” DJ Psych answers again. Passes
         hour. Veronica can’t stand it, gets up and says:
         - Everything! I'm a mess! - turns around and leaves. DJ
           Psych looks after her and sighs bitterly:
                        - I didn’t give it again!