PC World - take care of lamerism "I have a classmate who is unique in his lamerism."

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(c) Necromancer^Smokers 

     To those who have dumped or are going to dump on the PC, I’ll risk giving
advice that will make your writing life more enjoyable and
more varied: “Get yourself regular lamers.” What the fuck and
my hand reached out to reset... And who are you?  Here I am again
I will express myself: “If there is someone more lame than you, then you are not lame!”
(paying tribute to fashion, we boldly draw one more conclusion: “If someone
more stager than you, then you are not a stager!"). In general, lamer is a concept
relative.   Suffice it to remember that during the
once upon a time online competition "Lamer of the Year" (or something like that), where
Jack won by a large margin, and he was also nominated
Mythos'a.
     So, having got yourself some lamers, take care of them.
Feed them with software, show them various simple things, until
which they can’t think of on their own, from time to time throw at them any
sucks, so that life doesn’t seem like paradise, etc. Individual lamers
after a while they stop getting into such jokes, or even
They themselves are making fun of you.  This is welcome
because two/three/four will have something to discuss later.
Always stay wildlamers who will call and
cry that Winamp is not playing correctly or the Russian font has disappeared
etc.  Send them away (but gently, otherwise the lamer will leave
you), in order to then enjoy your power, carelessly
formatting it with a screw to remove swap from Windows :-)) (that’s me
turned down of course).
     Speaking of girls.  I had some kind of nonsense to drag on
familiar girls to their home and compiling strangers in front of them
source codes of various pissy intros, bend your fingers (I refer pussies to
Werewolves with his notorious insanity, which describes
quick methods of seducing girls). So in this case it is important not
dig in and imagine theoretically how this or that works
different effect.  So that if a girl brazenly declares, “Why green
so much color, but so little red?”, quickly correct
source code for installing the appropriate palette. Maybe
along the way, he’ll figure out how it works. But under no circumstances is it worth it
bend your fingers in front of advanced people (among girls I like
haven’t met), because advanced people quickly give you these
They'll break off your very fingers and shove them up your ass.
     I have a classmate who is unique in his
lamerism. I somehow had the imprudence to borrow from him
zuhel. A month later I gave him the modem. Since zuhel turned out to be
fucked up, to avoid accusations of damaging the modem, I called
chela toto visit yourself. To make sure the freak is working
modem  The next morning the call - “Momed is not working!”,
excuses like “I’m sleeping”, “I need to eat”, etc. don't pass. Cursing
Zuhel went to visit him. Problem: I can't hear the line. My
an acquaintance proudly shows me that he didn’t waste his time and
spent the whole night selecting drivers for it in Windows (if it had
the feeder did not work, then he would have gone to his neighbor to get drivers for
feeder).  But it turned out he had an adapter for a Soviet outlet
curve.  I endured this (it happens). But when during a long swap
Windows (the guy’s computer is already dead, but he’s still all kinds of shit
instructed), he obscured the reset with his chest (“Are you crazy?
Now Windows is accessing memory modules!"), I realized that
medicine is powerless.
     Another good thing about lamer is that it can be used as
a laboratory animal for his vile experiments. Two days ago I
Particularly Valuable Lamer called. Particularly valuable because once upon a time I
he got hold of two excellent new disk drives, which
still work flawlessly on the Spectrum, for a ridiculous price
5 bucks, and at a rate that was frankly unfavorable to him (for
price comparison, a 3" drive then cost an average of 15 greens) and
he was still happy about such a profitable deal. Along the way, I cut off his
The feeder has two connectors for powering these same drives. Then
it occurred to himthe idea of selling what is left (two in
desktop) in parts, he plied me with beer so that I would
spare parts and disassembled the poor little pussy. And a week later he was pumping
give me a beer so that I can put these parts back into the body, because
How did you find a buyer for the whole computer? This time the boy
I bought for 20 bucks a 24 speed CD of some kind
Chinese office, which above 12 did not want to work and did not
digested matrices.  Several bottles were brought again
excellent beer (which I didn’t touch, by the way) and a CD
learned to see matrices.  And the next day he brought me
comper, several bottles of cola and a mountain of chips. I took it
to speed up his pussy. By the way, having had this pussy for almost 2 years, he
I could have overclocked it more than once myself, especially since the cunning
Jumper JP16 allowed control
frequencies/multipliers/power supply from BIOS.  I've been floating all night
poor comper, driving it at different frequencies, until finally
achieved stable operation with a hundred free megahertz. And under
morning, drinking the cola I brought, I spent a whole episode
experiments on castrating Windows 98, which have not been attempted for a long time
I could decide on my screw.  And here I achieved certain
success.  But the main thing is that when watching a video with a media player without
brakes (by the way, for two years the guy didn’t know that hisvidyuha on
capable of this, because I didn’t even suspect the need
installing the appropriate drivers for Win95) guy
imbued with not only deep respect for me, but also vile
thirst for upgrade.  I specifically removed JP16, setting the frequency
jumpers on the board.  Because I know that someday he will
will accumulate the required amount of money.  Of course not in a week, no
in two, but he will come again. And then I’m sure that with coke he’s already
will get off.  And at the same time, now I know where my hardware will go :-)!