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Posted by: Freeman
05/24/2001
■ Paul Pavlov finally washed his pants with a stain.
■ Kaz/Psycho is afraid for our site. The fact is that his next
a girl (from Zaporozhye) visits this site quite often... Kaz
He’s afraid that I won’t write about what a womanizer and alcoholic he is!
Vadimka! Don't be afraid! We are friends and I won’t write about it!
■ This weekend (May 26-27) there will be a grand Psycho hike
Team to the Minsk Sea! Everyone is welcome! The highlight of the program will be
DJ MoHaX's new music - "Ivan Susanin - How to make Friends." For
For information, please call 249-89-60 (Ask Poleno).
Posted by: Freeman
05/26/2001
■ It seems that no one took the announcement of the hike seriously... What a pity.
According to preliminary data, about 20 people are gathering!Paul Pavlov will give a lecture "Porn films as a mirror
cultural communication of blacks." Although, I was personally interested
report by Kaz'a/Psycho- "DJ Psych. Threat or danger."
■ Mast/Freeart is trying to find fame again. True, this
once again, in the field of love affairs! Got a girlfriend Natasha and,
I must say, I found one that was just right for me! She showed
me your photo album. Among hundreds of her photographs, I found only 2,
where was she without a bottle in her hand! Mast is happy as a mammoth! More
would be the first thing Natasha says when Mast comes to her house,
this is “Should I splash moonshine?...” Anyone who has seen at least once in his life
Mast's face will understand that this comrade was born with a facial expression
"Shouldn't we go again?.." Natasha complained to me that Mast
has already drunk all the moonshine in her house and now glances sideways at
her perfume. Mast is trying to improve the situation by buying her
all sorts of fruits and toys. However, even here it cannot be done without
Lyapsusov - yesterday he gave her a plush mouse. Natasha told me
secretly that Mast spent the whole evening looking under the toy
a skirt with the words “Oooh, what a beautiful little girl we are!”!
■ According to unverified data, EA/Antares will no longer be filmed
in the cartoon "The Adventures of Winnie the Pooh and His Friends."
Posted by: Freeman
06/03/2001
■ So, the results of the voting on the topic “Who do you think
kissed DJ Psych everywhere? And this is what came out of it:
Paul Pavlov - 13 (39.4%)
Some kind of homeless person - 13 (39.4%)
Woolf's wife - 4 (12.1%)
Yandex.ru representative - 3 (9.1%)
Cooler - 0 (0.0%)
In total, 33 people took part in the survey.
Yes-ah-ah... The most unexpected results! And yet, the voice of the people -
voice of God. Paul Pavlov kisses everyone and everywhere, but at the party he
pestered EA/Antares more. Some homeless person accosted us in
forest at Hidden Party, but for some reason I only noticed him behind
collecting bottles. Representative of Yandex.Ru... Yes-ah. Not
expected! But for some reason Cooler didn't kiss DJ Psych. Apparently,
His breath smells bad! Do you want to know who kissed you?
DJ Psych? For the uninformed, this is...WOOLF'S WIFE!!!
■ On a hike in the forest of the Psycho team consisting of DJPsych, Paul Pavlov, Freeman and two girls
no blunders! Well, who do you think distinguished himself? Well, of course Paul
Pavlov! After drinking about 300 grams, he began to scream throughout the forest
all sorts of nasty things like: “I want to go to ISRAEL!”, “Porn tapes for the Jews!” and
“I’m a stranger in this playground of life!!!”... But in the morning, on the way
The whole forest accompanied us home! From all the bushes we are united
chanted: "IZ-RA-IL! IZ-RA-IL!" Paul Pavlov is furious
he ran around with a stick and thrashed at anything. Then he calmed down and
sighed sadly: “Oh, we have to go, we have to go!”
■ Kaz/Psycho was looking for a girl via the Internet. Found it. Now
looking for her through Interpol...
■ Natasha, Mast's friend, undertook to wean him from drunkenness and
I bought myself a cast iron rolling pin. Mast has only one hope left, that
Natasha won't lift the rolling pin!
Posted by: Freeman
06/17/2001
■ Honest pioneer, because of the session I became so distant from
scene life, that I don’t really know the news, although I heard something...
■ Let's start with voting. Frankly, I was very surprised when
I saw how many people voted! Website"drifted" on the Internet
almost every day, but here you go! We managed to catch so many
man! Topic "How would you characterize Millennium
demoparty'1901". Results:
Gathering of alcoholics - 7 (30.4%)
Hidden Party for all parties - 6 (26.1%)
Why go to St. Petersburg when you can get drunk here - 5 (21.7%)
No matter how much vodka you take, you still run twice - 3 (13.0%)
Open day at LTP - 2 (8.7%)
In total, 23 people took part in the survey.
In general, the issue with Millennium Demoparty was resolved a long time ago - party
goes according to the well-known formula: We got drunk, we arrived,
Get drunk and leave! And compose such polls about Millennium,
like Heaven Aeroplane did on Willennium.f2s.com like
good party, bad party, etc. generally funny, because everything
comes down to one thing - large-scale drinking! Or am I wrong? B
In this case, please explain to me why I took
prizes at both parties (this and last year) but so
didn't receive anything?
■ By the way, Cooler is a twice-bad person! Straightawayafter recount
votes Millennium '1901 (where I took 1st out of spite to Paul Pavlov
place, Cooler promised me that he would give me a diploma, a T-shirt,
cap and discs with software! I recently called him, I think now the prizes
I'll get it... Yeah, now! Cooler said there's only one left
diploma! To my question, what about the other prizes, I received this
answer: 1. The T-shirt is worn by Cooler himself! 2. He sold the cap! 3. Discs with
software are very unnecessary, so he won’t give them to me! Question: Yes
Does Cooler have a conscience?
■ Natasha won't let Mast!
■ If they soon find my corpse with signs
violent death, please blame Mast for everything!
■ Paul Pavlov writes in the news section on his website Zx.da.ru
a whole memoir! It's very interesting to read how he calls everyone names
fascists or how he loves to drink beer from aluminum mugs! A
I especially liked his news for June 16, 2001: - And one more thing
little news - I’m going on a Mini-Hike with Dj today (June 16)
Psych and Freeman. As it turned out from the previous trip, Mr.
Freeman loves to swim in the Minsk Sea at night (there is such a thing ;) in
drunk in clothes at outside temperatures close to
to zero! This time he will definitely take a swim too, it’s me and Dj
Psych to youwe guarantee it ;) It will be like this with every paparazzi... Wow!
And now here are the results of the trip. Firstly, I handed over until 12 at night
coursework, so I didn’t go anywhere! And secondly (get ready for
the most interesting): drunken Paul Pavlov was taken away by the cops and
dragged into the pit! It would be better if you, Pavlik, in the Minsk Sea
I took a swim and got hit in the ribs with a baton!
■ People! Maybe someone savvy - help with the voting topic, otherwise
I'm out of ideas! :) Write!
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