PC World - Linux is power, the Necromancer software dealer was rubbing in at the market, playing cunning solitaire games from compacts in front of him.

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(c) Necromancer^Smk 
                           FATAL EGGS

- Linux is power, the Necromancer software dealer was rubbing it in the market,
playing tricky solitaire games out of compacts in front of him.
- In one process you will run Linux, in the other you will run Windows
you’ll start, and in the third you’ll still get stuck... Here’s StarOffice,
The rules are full, here are the players, viewers... Code?  I recommend three
compact - you can develop any applications.
And swallowing his drool, Max left the market, purchasing 3D along the way
a carpet for mice and all sorts of small grub.
The keys clattered joyfully, copying and erasing valuable and not so valuable
software  Finally, having solemnly opened the box, Necromancer
I inserted the great and mighty Linux into the CD.
The skis didn't work.  On the boot floppy disks slipped into the computer
responded with the gloomy inscription boot failure.
-Kettle, shouted after half an hour into the phone Necromancer, you’re on Linux
are you fumbling?
- Well, I tried to knock down Kettle, today is a pointing session.
-Kettle, Spectrum rules, tried to break off Maxx, I’m coming to you right now
guests will come.
“What do you need in Linux?” The kettle slowly gave up.
-PUT! 
And having finally finished off the kettle, our hero put the screw in a bag and
other small rubbish (for fertilizerKettle) and went to another
end of the city.
The kettle was busy having sex with Windows... Turning it incredulously
holding a broom, he fearfully suggested going to the store...
A trip to the local shops took an hour, making it easier for mom’s wallet
Kettle lama for 4, and enriching Kettle with a large bag of food.
Taking a sip of milk, Teapot grabbed the phone and started calling
all sorts of Blasters, Equators, etc.  in hopes of getting away from
Linux. But no one wanted to drink!
And poor Teapot had nothing left to do but connect 
Necromancer's broom.
-What kind of damnation, Necromancer cursed unkindly, seeing how already
somehow it was 1 section instead of 3. But common sense went to
an erotic hike at the thought of how it will be in one process
steer Linux, in another.
And it was decided to install NDD to find the missing ones
partitions.   During the installation process, the following miracle was noticed:
Installing Eggs.  The inscription specifically puzzled the characters of this
instructive story.
-If you attach eggs to a pussy, it will work
faster and more reliable?  - said the Teapot. But as often happens, eggs
started to interfere.  The already dead comper Kettle refused
work with the installed eggs, wildly screwing the screw. Kettle
rushed somewhere for brains. The brains turned out to be glitchy.
-Or maybe the eggs are to blame?  - Necromancer watched as somehow
launched NU, swear at himscrew.
- I’ll arrange it for him right now... Tear off those balls for the hell of it! - and interrupting the roar
screws with three fingers The kettle fell out of the Windows. In dosa on
Maxx had an epiphany and entering the NDD catalog he found there
a normal doctor, without any eggs. After 1 hour she was pulled out
The Most_Valuable_Partition, everyone else decided to format it.
In short, we fucked up the screw. The teapot destroyed his Windows together
with eggs that, after uninstalling the utilities, were pissed off somewhere
fifty megs. And having decided that the software dealer on Zhdany is an asshole and
Podebschik, Necromancer and Chainick lost all night in One
Must Fall...
And the next morning the pussy told me to fuck off, refusing to boot from the screw.
And after a short period of time, the last living one died
partition.
And if Nikiforov doesn’t get it for me today, then you can take mine
photo and, using a thick marker, writing L-A-M-E! on it, make it out of
She's a target!

 

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