From the authors - Am I really on the spectrum again? ;-)

!╞│_v>Body #22 (c)Smokers Date:29-dec-ooo



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[√] From the authors ....................... traditional introduction│
[√] What's new? ................................ fresh wareZ│
[√] Lyrics ..................................... poems from WW│
[√] RiP ............................................. news│
[√] RiP :) ................................... The werewolf is joking│
[√] event .................................... Aria in Minsk│
[√] New Year? ........................ alcohol addiction games│
[√] bOnus pAck ................................. body #22.zip│
[√] Conclusion ................................. authors, etc.│
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part one

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(c) Necromancer^Smokers

Am I really on the Spectrum again? ;-) Fuck, my fingers are getting tense,
The keys on my Byte are a little hard.  Or your fingers have lost the habit :-).
However, the New Year is coming soon :-) But I’m worried - the session is coming soon and in
head, as usual, nothing (I predict, it’s probably disgusting here
will attribute something to Wrecker :-). Automatically passed languages, labs
physics, drawings (!).  I'm taking my drawing today: I hope
only for a miracle.
    The mood is not at all New Year's - somehow out of topic
I had an unpleasant toothache, which diversified me for several days and
nights.  Today I went to the doctor, I thought I would heal the bastard. And the figurines!
The doctor sharpened my tooth in five minutes (she told me to strain
I won’t be there anymore) and like come back after the holidays. Here we go
I’m sitting, in my mouth like punks were hanging out, and thoughts in the spirit of “what if
my aunt fucked me up and I’ll be dying at the table from pain in the New Year?”
    I also quit drinking, and quite angrily - the last
the drinking session ended so sadly that I decided to quit
all this drunkenness. I don’t want to spoil the pre-holiday mood
with their gloomy downloads (but if anyone is interested,then read
Marazm WW in some issue /most likely in the seventh/ very aptly
spoke about his past and my not so distant
past lifestyle; It’s sad that what Denis rubbed into me didn’t
once, it dawned on me “when the thunder struck”), I’ll just say that on
New Year's Eve I won't even be able to drink champagne - a living medicine
in my sinful body it will cause good things in combination with alcohol,
if it’s just diarrhea, otherwise they promised suffocation :-(...
    So, off topic, I’ll note that this issue should have been published
earlier, but Alex Nikiforov, to whom the finished
material, something began to be encrypted and Wrecker instead
pulled out Kefira's mustache for such pissism, he began to forcefully
strain.   Because the New Year's issue must be published before
New Year's WreckerGFX_binge.
    I am a loader better than the people with my pissing life - to some I
I heard I even like it :-).
    For several weeks I cried, drank and cried again about my 3"
disk drive that refused to write data after the 12th
track. Believe me, after 2 excellent drives using "Electronics" -
Sax Forever.  So, the little asshole worked on the pussy
just on the way. I, like the last asshole, resoldered the cable on mine
controller (having cut a 3" connector at the same time - soldered the wires
straight to the drive), bought a new controller, and... fuck! All without
changes.  - Fuck you, I thought.imagining how it will start to whine
Vitek, that he doesn’t have time to tinker with my computer, what for
To eliminate the glitch, you will have to re-fuck half the computer, etc. And in a minute
extreme despair, when I was ready to throw away the Spectrum, I
I noticed a _suspicious_ jumper on the drive!  Apparently
connecting the drive either to PC or to zx, often while drunk
condition, I set it to high density. By the way, it's very strange
because I thought that a sealed floppy disk was a sufficient condition
drive operation at 720k.  Almost crap with happiness, I
I tore my own Spectrum 1.2 drive out of my little pussy,
tightly screwed the trash can to it and returned it to its homeland - spectrum
rulez Cheever!  And I plugged “Electronics” into the PC - shit+shit=everything
equals shit.
    I fell in love with surfing the Internet on different dating sites.
all sorts of things.  One fine day I decided to get down to business
seriously.  I searched everything I could, sent mountains of letters to the girls and
began to wait. And - oops! A sexy brown-haired 23-year-old woman immediately writes,
so that I send her a message on narep - like I want to meet! Not
question, we call each other, have a nice conversation and it suddenly turns out that
she's over forty and fucking with such a young guy like me "shocks" her
- Thank you, even though I didn’t turn out to be a man.
    -Upgrade! - I thought, downloading a fresh DOS navigator for about 50 minutes.
The old one is thrown into the trash, we unpack the new one, launch it, and
we observekpachehbkoe window - like, boy, complain to
Ru.Shell.Dn, but I won’t work...
    I washed the monitor and the image clarity increased :-)

    I don’t remember anything else written. So let's go back to
Spectrum.  Somehow the tradition of showing off on Saturdays is degenerating
in unclear what. People, you specifically decide first whether to drink or
not to drink, and where to gather. If I was at the penultimate pointing
well warmed up from the inside (and Misha Brom was generally in a specific
frenzy), then the last pointing didn’t bother me much in terms of location
carrying out.  It's winter after all. It's cold in the park. It's up to you to decide
outside for half an hour, to drink or not to drink - people, it’s cold in winter,
cold.  :-) you can feel the piss bias on the pointing dogs - on
the penultimate one hung out with a crowd of left-wingers, and on the last one
The blasters started an unhealthy market about sound.
    In the edition that rested on Nikefirov’s screw,
there was a big paragraph about Hackers' Top 2000. So,
Top, oddly enough, passed, and it seemed with great success
number of people.  Cmokepc (by the way, Kettle and I wanted
to attend, but Seth fucked up his narep and our request
inform the venue remained unanswered) there was no,
so it’s difficult to say anything specific. On that day I
Seth called and said that a lot of out-of-towners had arrived and Sturm
I rented a bar somewhere in Serebryanka. Don't know,what was there, but Wrecker
says that Misha Brom, a teetotaler, hung out at the party for an hour and
went home.
    I’ll add that, without getting to HT, Teapot and I spent time at
Piss pointing.   My impressions sober:
spektrumists point out better! It's boring for pisishniks. Person 15
gathered (those who came/went every 5 minutes I didn’t
I think), we stood in the cold for about 10 minutes, went to the store for beer and
there the party split into tables. The bazaars were mainly about
football and other non-computer crap. When the Teapot asked
pisishnikov whitefish, then I received a bummer like “Who are you?” Then
the pisishniks broke down when they learned that Kettle is a sysop, gate,
newspaper publisher and a quest was written about him - to finish off I
I added the url zx.da.ru, where you can find both the toy and the “Overlog”
to see for yourself. In response, Teapot received a cigarette.
    There was also a rumor that Millennium 2001 would be held at the club
"Reactor".  I wonder if it really will be like this, how long
will it cost an entrance fee? For all the grandeur of this establishment.
And how many people will go there if the cost exceeds 5
bucks? But the acoustics there are great, not like at BSU...