From the authors - there’s simply nothing to do. Holidays are all around.

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да просто делать нечего. кругом праздники [а мне и дома хорошо].
придумали [ять] 3 праздника в 1arrange a day. Well, I’m talking about May 9
I can still understand, but why move the city holiday to 9?  [a
with it comes a beer festival]. so I arranged a beer festival for myself
[home option]. went out in the morning stocked up on beer & cigarettes and
I'm sitting at the computer [like an idiot], everyone who calls on the phone
I’m sending [farther away], there’s no point in interfering with me. And by the evening it was glitching on
writing a new body. articles from local "clean" spektrumists I
I couldn’t wait [the “boys are clean” sitting in their puddles], well...
ok, I’ll somehow sort it out myself, what I’ll throw from the Internet, and what I’ll
I'll write it myself. there will be no news in this issue [separate section]
because They didn’t have time to form in a couple of days. today by the way
Necromancer could [already got drunk somewhere, drunk] heroically “fix”
your computer [by calling me], taking control from me
disk drive, but I can’t hear this asshole today [maybe tomorrow
will call?]. and in Tolyatti one friend makes bbs for the spectrumis
tov [7 people, undiscovered talents] on pc [hayes rulez?].
and go to work tomorrow... I'll get up at 5:00 in the morning... [okay, at ra-
I’ll get some sleep anyway], if only they would give me a salary before the millennium [today
I left my last money in the store]. Well, that's enough for entry-
nia. see you at #z80.

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