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■I don’t know who the author is. source: painkiller #00
Shit Parade
MTV Tip-Top 20
[20] "S.O.S. In the Ass" - LEGGED
The very name of the song immediately inspires and calls to exploits. No.
This composition is not at all about the hero doctor, who with his
conversion enema is always ready to rush to the aid of the patient,
than the intestines die in the arms of a predatory tapeworm. And this song
is not even an advertisement for gas masks, hitherto invincible
tools in the fight against international flatulence. This song is all
only about the Nogu Svelo group, whose unsurpassed intellect
finally degenerated a song, the name of which is extremely clear and
clearly reflects the facial expression of their vocalist, his suffering, torment
and life thoughts. "Danger in the ass" is an absolute
the pinnacle of creativity of the Nogosweavers. This is how they will remain
in memory of world show business and, I hope, the surrounding
pathologists. By the way, there is another interpretation of this
a work of genius. In fact itbasically a transcript
the vocalist of this great band had an attack of flatulence. Three short
bunches, three long and three short - real Morse code
"S.O.S. In The Ass"
[19] "Ranetka" MUMIY TROLL
Ranetka is something like an apple, but has nothing to do with it
nothing in common. Fertile tree tops, in a word. Clip
Doesn't really shine with apples. But for some reason it contains
overturned car. There is a hypothesis that the video clip tells about
the tragic fate of Lagutenko’s car, which overturned
the death of the brave on the highway, faced with centuries-old,
a three-meter diameter trunk of the wild Ranetka.
[18] "I spit" BRICKS
Placing at least one good Russian song in the MTV top twenty is
It was just a brilliant move from our favorite TV bosses.
[17] "Rock Is Dead" MARYLIN MANSON
This is not Kirkorov! This is not Linda! This is Marilyn Manson. This time
he advertises the movie "The Matrix", hoping that after seeing it
vile face, the public will immediately rush to the cinema in
hoping that in the darkness of the cinema Manson would not be able to reach them.
Figurines! Look, you see - Rock is already dead. Manson arranged for him
fatal oral rape. And you too
no cinema will save you.
[16] "Break Me Shake Me" SAVAGE GARDEN
The Australians, of course, let us down. No, that's just the song
normal. But since you're watching Australians on TV,show me at least a couple of kangaroos! But tickets to the zoo cost
absolutely prohibitive money (even in the last row). So on
Why the hell did these Australians surrender to us, if they even
Have you stocked up on humanitarian kangaroos?
[15] "Megamix" FIVE
Good, high quality, typical MTV shit. I will continue
keep quiet - otherwise it might fly into your mouth?
[14] "Inside View" LINDA
Linda is our Russian Marilyn Manson. Let the music suck.
Let the clip be poor. Let the texts be intolerably moronic. Let go
the arrangements are empty, like the condom of an impotent man. But then
what a scary man! You give each country a personal one
Manson! For some reason, we’re outdoing anyone with fear people
whatever. Even a kangaroo.
[13] "Pretty Fly" OFFSPRING
They say they are punks. The Iroquois are not visible, the words "fuck" are not
audible. But teenagers love it. This probably means "punk".
Hey Backstreet Boys, did you know you're now playing Oi!?
[12] "Whiskey In The Jar" METALLICA
Metallica discarded nationalist prejudices (evil tongues
they will say that it would be better if they threw off their hooves) and began to sing
Irish songs. True, there is a sincere suspicion that
'Whiskey In The Jar' is only familiar to them thanks to hard rockers Thin
Lizzy and not an armada of Irish folklorists, led by Dubliners
and Pogues. Who will be the next victim? "Uo Polle Birjosska
Stayalla" - willsing Halford, and the sad guitars begin to drone
a uniston, as if somewhere a natural club had hooted. Longing
worse than Black Raven.
[11] "Du Hast" RAMMSTEIN
Rammstein loves the word "Du Hast" even more than Nogu Svelo -
"S.O.S. In the Ass." They repeat the entire song "Du Hast" until
dullness as if the name is Snow Maiden. "SNOW MAIDEN!!"
"SNOW MAIDEN!". But the Snow Maiden is still not there. Yes, and Du Hasta I do
I didn't see it. It's a pity, I would still like to know what it is.
An industrial variety of Reindeer? So that's what you are like,
Vladimir Du Khastovich!
[10] "Blue Monday" ORGY
There was no orgy. Probably, to show it, it was necessary to send three
dollar, then your TV would be connected to an exclusive
pornographic version. But the thing is quite tolerable. The melody is similar
to the arithmetic mean Kraftwerk. Although in terms of talent and
ORIGINALITY, rather - by the square root of
arithmetic mean kraftwerk.
[9] "Lords Of The Boards" GUANO APES
This is not about the Lord of the Rings. This is apparently about the Lords of the Boards.
An advertisement for a sawmill, apparently. And the music is appropriate - one
helpless creak.
[8] "As" GEORGE MICHAEL & MARY J.BLIDGE
Well, what's a hit parade without a fag? I would be offended then.
[7] "Serial Thrilla" PRODIGY
A little-known team from England (see Great Britain). Very
intelligent appearance, truly English gentlemanlymanners. They play culturally, without unnecessary pathos and kitsch.
Royal upbringing and charm. I suspect it's
illegitimate children of Princess Diana. It is possible that
miscarriages during a car accident.
[6] "Freak On A Leash" KORN
A very fashionable group in America. That says it all. In the toilet, yes
into the toilet.
[5] "Bullfinches" IVANUSHKI INTERNATIONAL
Song about birds. Airplanes are shown. It seems that after
After an unsuccessful series of falls from balconies, the group decided to learn
fly.
[4] "I Was made for lovin' you baby" SCOOTER
This song is so great and amazing that Scooter has it
They stole Kiss themselves. And even twenty years ago. The clip is so
poor thing, you can write your favorite swear word here yourself
________ your ______________.
[3] "Livin la Vida Loca" RICKY MARTIN
Jello Biafra once sang that "I love Latinos, but only to
until they move into the next apartment." That's it.
Now a natural Latino has settled on my TV, on
nearby third place. I immediately lost the desire to love him.
[2] "Baby One More Time" BRITNEY SPEARS
This is a people's favorite. They say she is sixteen years old and
is in tenth grade. But it seems to me that she is sixteen years old
is in tenth grade. You won't find such a shabby teenager
and in a nursing home. The song itself is wonderful - very similar to
Spice Girls, total agewhich is approximately equal to age
Britney Spears. The girl climbed into the stars thanks to her efforts
produced by Backstreet Boys (local, American Barry
Alleybasoff). So it will be assumed that she too is Oi! plays.
[1] "Why Don't You Get A Job" OFFSPRING
The song's title translates to "Why don't you get a job?"
and, for example, as originally intended by Offspring, at the bottom of the screen
there should have been captions listing vacancies in the Moscow
Employment Bureau N14. Offspring's Next Hit Rumored
will continue the topic started and will be called: “Why don’t you
go to college?” And the group won’t stop there.
August 2001, MTV reserved the first place under
future Offspring hit "Why Don't You Get a Ph.D.
dissertation?" In response, Green Day promise to record the songs "Why
Why don't you fill out your tax return?" and "Why don't you
take part in a communist subbotnik?". Currently
labels are currently in talks with MTV regarding what
places on the charts will be occupied by these brilliant works.
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