Hit Parade - folk HIT PARADE, composed of vaginal and original statements by Beard.

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   And now our folk HIT PARADE, made up of vaginal
and original statements of Beard.



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  ▐▀▀▀▄ ¤¤¤¤¤ °°°°° ∙∙∙∙
  ▐▄▄▄▀ ¤___ °,,, ∙ ∙
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  ▐▄▄▄▄▀ ¤¤¤¤¤ °°°°° ∙ ∙, but big!

     BEER MADE YOU WHAT Y O U ARE TODAY!

          BE ALWAYS COOL!!!!
                                  STAY HIGH!!!!

...

  Sanyok, remember that if you have BEER (and in exceptional
 cases vodka), and I have a fish (a lot!) and if you
 If you drink your beer and I'll eat fish, then:

 1/ You'll get drunk
 2 And I'll overeat

  It follows that we need to deal with FOREIGN TRADE
 (from the English word - not in the mouth fuck@nn%mi) relationships.
  But it should be remembered that every (even rotten) dried fish
 can be exchanged for 'X' bottles of beer, where, where, where,
 X--> to infinity (and the player doesn’t get up after odd bottles-
 lok).

 P.S. After Beer (like after a woman) it hurts below the waist, but......
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     There is no need to be treated for this disease;  it is forbidden;  won't roll; not-
     will be required ; neither sz...i; not with a hangover; neither byrequest;  neither by
     I'll fly in
     GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

      But seriously, don’t relax either below or above the waist.
      sa (at night).
                         ───
      Be on alert (on Chuvi..x)!
      And know that Dudes are professionals.
      And you are a well-deserved Dude (don’t forget) (on this)

 P.P.S. And this is not a hit-and-run!

                             Best regards
                                      from a respecter!



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> I did not expect such an offer from Arseny. Now it’s clear,
why only guys come to see him every evening (although the prize is
I know - and I sometimes looked at this blue light). ;-)

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> And for everyone - this is already fucking...!!!

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> Well, we stood against each other, got tired and chatted... ;-)

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    You're right!
    Lieutenant Rzhevsky plays Chatsky.
  - I’m not a rider here anymore... I’m not a rider... I’m not a rider...
    Ugh, damn, I forgot!!!

%###%■$@#@%&6 :)))#4'' !!!!

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> On my own behalf, I want to wish you happiness and good luck, friendship and love,
 and most importantly - “May you die!..” said Bezukhov to his dog.
  And I wish you (Vano) to live forever!

   For women to love you
                                and you wouldn't eat their brains.

                                     HOORAY!



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> And I was wondering why the Smokers always go in threes (coded
it’s probably easier) ???   ;-)



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> Hamer, do you know that we have such a cool one in Minsk
lotion, like SEX on the phone? I suggest you open an office with
sonorous title 'Sex via modem' in text mode, with pseudo-
raffic inserts. Just think how cool this is! And the day-
You will earn a lot and give people relief. I am sure that all people from
Minsk ZX-NET will approve this initiative!!!
 I hope that in you we will acquire an experienced organizer!


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>Here it sticks like a bath leaf to an indecent place...

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> ...Water the fieldsmanure, we achieve record harvests...


   That's all (that we could find) "smart" statements -
Beard's ideas end. It's a pity...

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