Chronicles of Burundi? - Night. Beard's Castle. Candles, a fireplace, the Moon outside the window and the right wing of the castle are burning.

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    But what an interesting story was sent to us by our post-
avid TV viewer. If anyone does not understand, now we will read
lyrical prose about the adventures of two brave friends. So sit down
make yourself comfortable and.....



                            Chapter 1.
               (In which Beard fights Senya,
              However, it’s better to skip this chapter)

   Night. Beard's Castle.  Candles are burning, the fireplace is burning, the moon is outside the window and
the second wing of the castle. Beard and Senya are sitting in the left wing. Beard,
He puts his feet on the table and smokes Belomorina. Senya picks his nose
kidney.  A cockroach is crawling along the wall. The beard, scratching his forehead, said
Sit: “Oh, there’s a little bitch crawling!” Senya throws up an armful of his
eyebrows, lifts the edge of a striped skirt (damn it, the skirt
where from?! oh well,) and looks at his shaggy knees for a long time -
ki.  There is silence.  Close explosions are heard. Crawling along the wall
bedbug The beard scratches his forehead, looks back at Senya and says: “Here you go.”
the biting one is crawling!" He, dropping a small brick with every movement
a splendid little man from a thick beard, mutters: “Here in my go-
yes..." and continues to sleep as if nothing had happened. Snoring is heard and
the sound of bars being sawed from a nearby prison. Beard scratches forehead
smoldering log and,seeing a rat crawling along the wall (sorry, gentlemen)
di), says: “There’s a little bitch crawling!” Senya, half asleep, jumped up
crawls out of the hayloft of his own eyebrows, runs around the room, screams
something awkward, snatches a log from Beard’s hands and swings
hits the wall. Saliva sprays from his mouth and his floors flutter
swimsuit  The beard thrusts forward its square jaw, and
Senya, having tripped over it, wipes the sweat with his shirt sleeve and immediately
falls asleep.  Beard looks back at the rustling and snoring in the corner -
A crocodile is crawling on the wall. - “Avon over there biting..” Senya, uttering an indefinite
The sound looks motionless with one eye at the crocodile, and the other
Gym for Beard. His right ankle begins to twitch. Then
he, jumping from his seat, rushes at both of them at once and begins to
sew. A fight ensues. Suddenly this fuss is interrupted by a conditional
shot from a cannon.

                            Chapter 2.
            (In which Pioneer suddenly appears, without
               which there wouldn't be a third chapter)

   Beard contemptuously pushes away the sniffling Senya and walks openly
open the door.  There turns out to be a Pioneer wet from head to nose with
five conventional fire extinguishers in hands. "Are we playing dice?" -
He remarks ironically, looking around the steel scattered around the room.
new fireproof bedside tables. "Whoa, to the bones" - quickly comes to
myself Senya. The situation is defusing. The pioneer throws oilcloth into the corner
chatting overcoat,pulls off his heavy slippers, and stretches his legs towards the
minus, sits cross-legged on the carpet. The beard, like a master, pours
warm "Pinocchio" in a chandelier horn, hands it to the guest and sits down
house, patiently waiting for the guest to warm up and begin his
Kaz. The crocodile in the corner stops crunching cockroaches and perks up
furry ears. A pioneer, having drunk and snorted a cardboard sleeve from a "be-
lomora", leans back, folds his arms on his chest and closes
he glances up and begins his next story.