Anti-Top #01

Diskmag (electronic paper)

28 Mar 1997 Download

  • Anti-Top #01

The debut issue of this satirical zine targets the controversial activity of Beard and his bbsTOP bulletin within Minsk's ZX-NET. Content includes sharp critique, statistics on local scene conflicts featuring a top-victim ranking, and a compilation of famous quotes by Beard himself. The heated debate among ZX-Legion members is complemented by absurd humorous prose and satirical advice to switch from the ZX Spectrum to Amiga, PC, or Soviet microcomputers. Rounding out the issue are anecdotes from local BBS life and thoughts on the project's future.

Issue contents:

  1. Introduction - Anti-Top is a national Minsk online publication.
  2. History - The first issue of Top came out under the influence of Beard’s unreasonable perceptions of the growing fame of Minsk ZX-NET.
  3. Wishes - May you die! May you die again!
  4. List of record holders - List of all the people whom the impudent Beard ran into.
  5. Chronicles of Burundi? - Night. Beard's Castle. Candles, a fireplace, the Moon outside the window and the right wing of the castle are burning.
  6. News - Beard played point-to-point. Beard's asshole was bloated beyond measure.
  7. Folk Art - FUCK # 01 from Sergei Sturm.
  8. Folk Art - FUCK #02 by Gray Storm.
  9. Hit Parade - folk HIT PARADE, composed of vaginal and original statements by Beard.
  10. Epilogue - Whether there will be a second ANTI-TOP is unknown, it all depends on Beard!!

Share your thoughts about this issue