Bogie's Got No Penis!

                     Bogie's Got No Penis!                    
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                 Taken From The Sun NewsPaper                   
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The Spectrum P.D. scene was shocked recently when Bogie of the  
British group Extacy-3 unexpectedly LOST HIS PENIS!!            
                                                                
No Monkey to Slap                                               
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Professor Bogie, the main coder of Extacy-3, had his worst      
nightmare come true recently when he woke up without his one    
eyed trouser snake! He has been searching for the last couple of
days for his raging stork-on. The police are now searching the  
nation for the 12 foot hosepipe of a cock.                      
                                                                
State of 'CUM'fusion                                            
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Bogie isn't quite sure what happened on the night of March the  
2бth 1995.  He suspects that the loss of 'Mr. Happy' may have   
something to do with his fellow partner in crime, L.A., for on  
the very same evening they were both happily typing out an      
article for the latest issue of their RAM-Zine 'Subliminal      
-Extacy'.   The article was based around a night that they      
experienced Karaoke for themselves. Bogie fears that  L.A. may 
have been plotting this very EVIL act of maybe Revenge.         
                                                                
Mr. L.A. the Knob Nicker                                        
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Bogie has not seen L.A. since that night and fears that L.A. has
left the country, possibly with Bogie's humongous tadger.  Bogie
has told major newspapers and various Pornographic publications 
of L.A.'s jealous lust for a larger Love-stick.  Bogie feels    
that L.A. may have left to live in Hollywood where Penis        
replacement is a growing novelty.                               
                                                                
No Sex Please, I've Lost Me Prick                               
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The Police are very concerned about L.A.'s very irrational      
behaviour.  They have questioned Bogie and now have reproduced a
replica fuck-pipe for LOST AND EXTREMELY WANTED posters.        
                                                                
Don't Worry Bogie, It's Not The (KNOB) End of The World!        
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According to leading Doctors, all is not lost for poor old      
Prof Bogie. They say that thanx to modern technology they should
be able to give him a FAKE replacement Widger.  But Sex just    
won't be the same as the Fake phallus will be made of the most  
solid, industrial type concrete.                                
                                                                
Bring It Back Or I'll Tell Me Mom!                              
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Bogie has requested that we make a plee on his behalf for L.A.  
to bring it back and all will be forgotten.  So if any women    
anywhere get shagged by an 18 year old with a 12 foot long      
Stiffy please contact Bogie at the usual address.               
                                                                
Thank you and Get Your Knob OUT!!                               
                                                                
      The victim                          The villain

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