+=-------------------------------------=+ | -=QUOTES=- | +=-------------------------------------=+ Written by Sokol... Hello, Spectrumists are reading us - schi. In this section we will talk about Quotes from various newspapers and magazines in humorous some, and sometimes in a sharply satirical form. Today we're going to talk about a piss journal. `Computer and life`. Actually, this magazine was given to me as a gift. yushny shop; well, in vain (poor pussies- ki :). So let's get started... "Thoughts about the future always made me think thoughts about the past" - by comment :) "This time he will talk about himself again" - it's about Uncle Billy, from small software. "...a new creation, rich in technology with chemical information, will be calculated exclusively for advanced readers, most of the regular users microsoft products" - if they haveuseful Are your MS Progs advanced, what are they? them teapots? "The author ... believes that the truthful a story about your own computer talents takh will again increase his authority" - he arrogance greater than Mr. MMA (all about the same Billy who decided to write a book ... to myself). "An unknown attacker took advantage of defects in Windows 95 operating systems and Windows NT, described in the special literature rature under the names `Boink`, `Teardrop II` and `New Tear` to trigger an emergency stopping several thousand computers..." - yes-ah-ah, here the question arises - why? he is the attacker, not the one who wrote these operating systems are glitchy, and knowing that everyone knows about these glitches, Doesn't it work hard to correct them? "In an interview with himself, V.V. Shakhijanyan talks about the Internet, about..." - here you might remember Jocker ;) "There are absolutely serious studies knowledge about how the flight path of a butterfly in China affects the state of the global economy Miki." - yes, we’ve reached the point (I’d like to point out - the context does not change the meaning of the phrase)."Introduction of the 'intelligent' coffee maker will result in the need for general repairs dwellings" - and with the introduction of `intellectual` lamps will have to be built in a new house :) "Computers make a lot of things easier, although a lot from what they facilitate, quite in this don't need it." - We're talking about pussy here... "Literature is when one person writes, and everyone read. And `cetepatypa` is when everything is pi- he's a joke and no one reads." - 8-/ "Even the most calm and friendly The teacher is upset for some reason seeing the same coursework for half of them current." - and why is he upset :) "Don't throw your computer out the window when he will beat you at chess once again or Tetris. Think about the children walking in courtyard: what an example you are setting for them!” - oh, Pisishniks, how they don’t like their pussies... "Don't doubt that the computer offends- when you press `Cancel`. You work here- you work, you crucify yourself, you crucify yourself: and you `Yes`, and you `No`, and you all `Cancel` yes `Cancel`. It's not fair." - not now doubts that pisishniks are atrophying brains."Only you yourself can restore pa- role according to the entry type `mother-in-law's favorite animal` (krokodile)." - ;) "For the past eight years the only game associated with Microsoft's name was Flight Simulator. Yes, yes, the same one, with terribly complex controls laziness, disgusting graphics and complete lack of plot." - what else could they do? write in small software? "Inventions for the disabled or for those wishing to who can become one by testing it on themselves model data" - :) That's all.... For this I ask you to take your leave. (c) Sokol ------------------------------------------ +--+ ++ ++ +++-----+ +-+ ++ ++ |++++|| || ||+-+ +-+++ ++ |++ || ||| ||| || || | | +++-+++ | ++|| |++++|| || || | | | | | | |++||| |+-+ || |++ ++| | | | | | | |||||| || || +++-+++ | | +++-+++ |||||| || |+---+++ ++ | | ++ ++ |||++| ++ +----+ +-+ +-+ +-+ +++--+ (c)Infotek 1998
Quotes - In this section we will talk about Quotes from various newspapers and magazines in a humorous and sometimes sharply satirical form.
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