Educational program - Why is Windows a mustdie forever?!

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Anonymous/Infotek                           
                            
How muchWindows - mustdie forever?!     
      
Pisyuk, as you know, the car is filthy 
in all respects - originally an IBM company 
created this monster (although then it was 
just Shit`om) in 1984-5 and from 
Initially they made an inexpensive computer, 
to earn money and close the shop. 
How did he transform from a dying rat into 
I still haven’t fought into the world monster 
clear.  In the processor (Intel outside:) no 
half of the commands of the Z80 processor are all sorts 
rotators and byte scrollers, etc.        
Along with the Pisyuks there were also the so-called 
vaemye, "gnawed apples" - everything that 
Of course, we found out Macs.  I respect these 
computers for everything. All bells and whistles (up to 3d 
axelerator) is already there from birth and ra- 
it works faster and the shell (MAS OS) is more 
more optimized compared to...      
  So we got to Vindovoz. First 
Windows version (2.0 in my opinion) was released in 
1991. I haven’t seen this version and nothing 
I can’t tell for her. My acquaintance with 
Windows started in 1994 with version 3.1. Co- 
Of course, according to her parameters, she was still 
far from its 95 relative - it was 
just a shell for MS-DOS. But.. But glitches 
there were still there: often when loading it 
stuck, keyboard icon, with nepeme- 
Shenii wiped down the windows. Then, really, I found 
version `non-buggy` and reinstalled ee. But 
not one self-respecting programmer 
will allow the released product to come out with such 
noticeable glitches!!! It's just ma- 
I mean, what do they have there, at Microsoft these 
There's no one to test 'cool' programs?!      
 Then it came out super buggy, for that bpeme- 
us, version Windows`95. Wow?! Version for 
32-bit machine architecture, which means 
it will work faster!!! And she, 
more buggy than all previous versions even three 
there will be memory upgrades up to 16 megabytes and 
slows down terribly. Then it was on 48bDXH 
!!!  Where is the promised speed with this RAM? 
?!  No!  Moreover, it also slows down on Stump 
1bbMeMeX. And the most famous monopoly 
glitches are:                              
   1. Of course speed -forces you to 
buy a more powerful computer, and leave it 
you this damn `win 3.11` you right there 
other users will peck at you, telling you that you 
hopelessly behind... But from what?! From 
pussy development?! With this development we 
you'll have to buy a pussy every half- 
years - so as not to fall behind!!!               
   2. This glitch is noticeable - take turns quickly 
when performing any actions, the machine did not 
nebaet behind you to close and open the windows 
and don’t ctepaet them!!! Funny - the floor of the window was 
were on the screen!!!                      
   3. Well-known garbage on badges and pas- 
nele MS OFFICE where does all this come from?! 
What is flogging the system?!                      
   4.Heavily loaded nepepeco-system 
breaks out the desktop and windows leisurely - how 
sleepy!!!                              
   5.Etc.                               
                                          
 If you list everything, life will not be enough. 
no!!!  In general, what the hell is this system worth? 
I don't know about my computer!!!                  
  And this year a super powerful(!) 
system Vyndowozzzz`98. Why didn't I hear- 
I want the pissmen to shout that she is ruining 
lit?!  Uncle Billy got his face in the cake 
twice - once physically, another time 
morally - at the presentation of the beta version 
this Windows! With himloading appeared 
beautiful picture with clouds and.. she 
stuck - Windows is frozen and nothing works 
it could, but Uncle Billy came out of his embarrassment, 
saying that, they say, that’s why we put it on sale 
and we don’t let you in - it’s good that at the presentation 
hung, and not on your computers. ;))) Yes 
ok, but why did he decide that 
the majority will sit down for his Vyndous?!       
  The system is built on Microsoft junk 
no explorer(!) on the right side of the computer(ugh, 
on the computer screen) are drawn so-called 
favorite channels - by clicking on which you get 
give it to the Internet. Clicking on the World button 
Kosofta you are taken to the Server of this Co. and 
start reading the hint ;). So - 
You can't go anywhere without trash Vyndous`98!! When- 
count - this 'beautiful' nerdy thing is for you 
It will also bring expenses for the Internet!!! And es- 
if you don’t have it at home - then, I’m sorry, on 
Why the hell put ee on your computer.          
  Speaking of computers - this is what everything requires 
Pentium II (two) as the best option, but on 
The 200th slows down.  Requires 500 meg per 
screwflop, etc.                         
  Well, let's see what I'll show... 
neck, but for now draw your conclusions, gentlemen!!! - 
And wait for Window`02 (2002;)) 
))))))))))))))))))))))))).               
                                          
         Let's move on to the hardware...