Maximum #35 31 марта 1997

solid jokes - The Adventures of Pinocchio.

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   The following verse has been printed in the newspaper, 
computer, who kicked the bucket, besides a very long time ... 
But This verse is to write it again (and not in a warped 
version). So, read on. 

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               ADVENTURE Pinocchio
               as it is
              (The exact translation)


    Of Italy large
    The sun shines with impudent face.
    And under the stairs in a closet
    Pope Carlo cut logs.
    (Tries to make Pinocchio,
    that, I tell you, not easier,
    than pi .. oyu smile)
    Made ears out of cardboard,
    Nose of the chips cross-grained,
    Adapted by mu.ya
    two worm-eaten acorns,
    And then, with a yawn of boredom,
    Under el.u he sharpens his hands.
    Pinocchio turned
    Chock-chock, but cute
    He is, smiling. Scrap
    Which is very important.
    Pope Carlo wiped his hands
    Right on his shirt
    And he said, "You I - dad
    Now pi .. ui-ka to school
    Because, as here in the closet
    Hawa nothing in life. "
    (Even gave umnu book
    "Pathologies brainless",
    What he found in the trash
    Rummaging in the search logs)

    Pinocchio was not a blunder,
    He sold the book to the blind,
    That he stood before the door of the temple,
    (Got a gold piece in return,
    Given out pi ... lyami)
    And he went, rygaya shavings
    Directly to the puppet theater.

    In the theater, fat redneck - Director,
    Catch him in the intermission,
    (Pre-sold the Japanese wanted,
    In the form of wood chips or wood shavings)
    But log TNA .. ried out,
    After telling him about the door,
    What's in a closet separated
    From the toilet all zhilploschat.
    Those noodles raked hands
    In their ears, fleshy,
    Gave him twelve PLN
    (Of which there were five - false)
    And quietly posted on the x ..
    Ordered to keep silent about the door.

    But Basilio, who suffered
    Hemorrhoids, and Alice,
    When he heard in his pocket
    Jingle of coins on the eggs,
    Ohmurit decided Guys,
    To take full aluminum!
    Approached him, he side
    Crutch ogrel on puzu,
    And nothing daunted,
    Offered his services
    By investing in land.
    And Alisa there and then, hastily,
    How could, portrayed,
    As if in a box - advertising
    Strip and the MARS-ohm.
    Pinocchio instantly rejected,
    All the dreams get drunk beer,
    And buried all the money immediately,
    In a soft pile of manure,
    Ambassador, said three words:
    "Kreks, PAX, feks"
    Ile something like ...

    Night crept silently
    Above the manure steam rose
    And damn log
    Ctorozhit their finances.

    Cote him this way and that,
    And Alice Melofon
    Distracting, and threatens to
    That cops here pi ... exist,
    And the end, they say, will soon light ...
    Suddenly began to move manure,
    And there seemed to
    In grouse drunken Tortilla,
    What mowed there from soup.
    Ears from the crap cleared,
    Brazenly suggested a deal:
    "Who dunk Duremar,
    That leeches torget,
    That will open two boxes,
    If you guess right word. "
    But the bastard Pinocchio
    Yelled - "play" super "!
    Or soup of the weld,
    Or - the key of "Zaporozets!
    Turtle, multiplying,
    Dung heap of anguish,
    Offered immediately - key,
    But! - For egg Duremar.

    Duremar sat in the outhouse,
    Above ochkom according to the "hole"
    I. .. Instantly and silently ...

    Gave Tortilla key.

    That there was a Duremar,
    Only one "friend" knows
    A wealth of Pinocchio
    Two crooks left
    Get in shit coins
    And went to the closet,
    To eat .. key rotating,
    They locked her father out in the outhouse,
    And sell the closet Greeks
    For free currency.

    Pope Carlo so cursed
    At ochke that the next day,
    The Greeks fled in fear
    Remembering in the river crayfish ...

    A piece of wood with the Pope today,
    Ezdyut the theater at Rolls-Royce
    And then the director of the nitty,
    To them the toilet with a master key climbs,
    But what he should be there,
    Knows only the sage hairy ...