Maximum #35 31 марта 1997

Championship - Championship Game Cracked viruses in test tube.

     LEAGUE OF VIRUSES ON THE GAME "Cracked vitro



   Ha ha. Che did not know? This am I - a self-taught 
biologist. Well you and give. Here's one sent here pretzel 
virus "allergy" and it all other virus infected, and it is my 
... Well, it's me ahead of the game. 


   So. Sorivnovaniya begun. The first viruses came together 
under the name "color-blind" and my "Tory-167. Well, 
"colorblind," even in Africa "colorblind" shorter ate itself. 
Won of course, "Tory-167" 


   The second bout was held more tightly. Fighting two powerful
virus under the names "40 'I was not interference" and 
"Ministry of Health warns." A very long time they fought ... 
First, "40" is not a hindrance to me was much stronger, but by 
some miracle, "Ministry of Health warns" has been actively 
attacking, but eventually won an alcoholic virus. 


   The third fight was very fast. Virus "cockroach" easily beat 
"dichlorvos. "Dichlorvos" seen was overdue. 


   And the fourth encounter did not bring a special joy. 
"Killer" is easily dealt with "Pinocchio." Seen rich 
"Pinocchio" was unable to agree with the "killer" on the 
amount, and he killed him. 


   And then came the turn of semi-final battles. On the 
battlefield goes "Tory-167" and "40 'I was not interference." 
And it began. Here even the words to describe it is not 
possible. First, "Tory-167" began to grip an enemy into a 
corner, but he is seen drinking a glass of vodka as a quirk, 
and went to a swift attack. But he did not know that my "Tory"

inside was a large pill "aspirin with vitamin C". And then came 
a turning point. After drinking "aspirinchik" my "Tory-167" 
with such force fell on "sorokogradusnika" that he could not 
resist such an attack and died. "Tori-167 in the final.



   And here came together two strong virus. But once it was 
evident the advantage of "killer". But the "cockroach" fled in 
different directions, and the label "killer" had quite a long 
time to shoot small embryos "cockroach." "Killer" had shot 
everyone. 


   Final. Met my "Tories 167" and "killer". "Killer" once
began to systematically shoot my "Tory" and I was sorry to
watch it. So "killer" without haste and kill "the Tories 167. 
But I do not upset. The next time I'll write Antikiller.



   And here it is - super final. There are unbeatable "AIDS" 
and "killer". It is worth saying that the virus "AIDS" has not 
lost one yet bout twenty sorivnovaniyah, but "killer" had 
worked well. And it began. "AIDS" at first hid in a corner, as 
would preglashaya "killer" to himself, but he began slowly to 
shoot the molecule from the "AIDS"-and. It is true he did it 
turns out not so well, the molecules were too small, and 
"killer" now and then missed, but he shot off a lot of 
"AIDS"-and. A "AIDS", in turn, can be seen not expect such 
pryti of "killer" and immediately pounced on him. Sad but true: 
"AIDS" once again unbeatable. 


   That's it. Waiting for new viruses. Bye.



   P.S. But what about the "allergy" you ask. Yes, everything 
is very simple. He got in a preliminary stage in my "Tory-167" 
and was dead, having per tablet "aspirin." I spread it really 
many, and even me. Aptchee.