Virtual World #10 08 ноября 1997

Toys - Grape Fruit, as a tennis ball.

           IGRUSHECHKI


(C) MR.JOHN / JS

    Alexey Bobrov



  GRAPEFRUIT AS TENNIS BALL


  Long ago, when there were no computers, all land was
populated grapefruit. But not
simple, and viviparous. And in
sky, of course, flying pterodactyls, just love it
grapefruit (though some
argue that in those
times were carried out more psychedelic and fusion hedgehogs, 
but this is a brazen lie. Hedgehogs appeared much later!). So 
they and lived, full of satisfaction from

their neighborhood. But alas,
happiness was so short lived ...


  One fine morning the old, and maybe the evening, the
old pterodactyl suddenly realized I was tired of flying across 
the sky and decided to drop ... It is not thought that it was 
hasty solution can bring harm to those

who was not born to fly, but crawl, walk or skate. Other
words, he forgot about the viviparous
grapefruit. And he began to fall,
about anything so without thinking, and
grapefruit meanwhile felt
suspicious and afraid. When
"Bird" down enough
low and black leathery wings
Ancient reptile, half-closed
Sky grapefruit scared yet
stronger and even screamed. Soon, however, they got tired of 
screaming and It started to discuss to whom

grohnetsya bulk tired of living pterodactyls.


  But let us be fair! Not all
viviparous "Fruit" was attended by
in the debate: one clever
"Grape" was silent as a fish on the
ice for exactly know
that's his kind of "dactyl" going into
humus. Indeed, all
it just happened. Tired pterodactyl crushed smart
grapefruit from which flow
gushed zhivorodyashaya liquid.
One molecule of the liquid
quickly produced hundreds of other such molecules, those in 
their all people are still hundreds and

went we go ... In general, live-bearing fluid flooded all
planet. Thus was formed the World
Ocean, which after some
drowned while all grapefruits (they
tsunami wave washed away a stray).
Pterodactyls as looking like
beautiful fell their friend too
sharply tired to fly, together collapsed into the water and 
suddenly went down. That's the whole story ... 


  But no, not quite everything. Some grapefruit smartly 
mutated, learned to swim style Kroll, "and became so

way in the deep viviparous grapefruit, which then, in our least
happy times, were
the only means of subsistence hunters greypfutov.
You may ask, what of them do that? What are these dishes? What
a kitchen? And I answer: no
dishes, and quite inedible tennis balls! Clear? Tennesnye balls 
of them do! Those who These consumer goods

denied them, are content to be small: remove about these 
tennesnye balls feature films, rivet multiki and other computer 
games. Such is for example the game "Tennis

tournament ". In my opinion (and I
for reasons beyond my control
uchstvoval not in any Uimboldone) toy came out alive
tasteful, and sometimes even funny. Poor viviparous
grapefruit, ruthlessly Pinna
through a grid with two hefty
fellow, flies like it
pal-pterodactyl. Only
except without wings. Players also
to get this indescribable
pleasure. But even more
pleasure is awarded to the
holding a joystick. Especially when it has no
own hand viviparous greypfrutika.


  If you belong to this category (that is, to the poor) -
fought bravely in this toy.
True, the best pre-pay a visit to the doctor to identify the 
involvement of the few fans to epilepsy disease with which to 
play Computer games are categorically

prohibited. At the same time check for
"Schizoo. Without the disease
can not read this short article. Having done what I asked you 
earlier, start the game. After booting, you naturally have to 
contemplate saver, since neither a self-respecting company 
broom does not bind (not producing games without prompts). 
However, to obtain full aesthetic enjoyment

fail: through nekotoy time (very short)
starts the "trial". It looks
transparent hint that
downloading a game, you should play it, rather than impede, 
examining the picture. ;) 


  So, suppose you did
decided to play. How to play?
Rules, oddly enough, resemble ordinary rules of a large
Tennis. Nearly one hundred percent! So I better shut up - there 
is people who will do it better

author of these lines. I omit
the process of pressing a button. This is described in detail 
in the book which attached to your computer.



P.S. At the outset of this material was made reckless
statement that the fusion (and
much less psychedelic)
hedgehogs were not in the era of the Flood. Nonsense! Contrary 
to see a lot of facts from the annals of those distant times. 
Say, in REALTIME 1 April 546 years (BC), printed with the 
Finnish Quality on papyrus, had been depicted well-known fact 
that hedgehogs create psychedelic alternative Noah's Ark: "... 
there was a day the first flood. And they have created

Ark of the needles, and was taken
there every urchin on one piece ...".


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