City #37 17 декабря 1999

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Beech - The Life of Jesus for the great Mitka klikuhe Hpistos.

   BEECH **************** ******************



              THE GOSPEL OF Mitkov


     The Life of Jesus for the great Mitka klikuhe

     Christ and how he dragged himself and his

                  soaked enemies


(C) Denis Arlancev

                    end


                     Chapter 9

1. So he went to another city with bratushkami.
2. When basements are at the gate, they saw chuhu,

   horonyaschuyu his only son.
3. Jesus saw it and said: Wipe the nurse and friend.
4. And touched flung skates.
5. Dead rose and carried a steep delirium.
6. And everyone who saw it played a point and a minus

   They said cool, and we are in front of him sons.
7. And when they came to the city, met Iisu
   Su Gerlach, who is haggling.
8. And after it ran fuckers and tried to dunk it.
9. Then said Jesus: who is the most competent?
10. And all was silent, no answer.
11. Then he turned to the Girl: Tuk, pull, and

    they're gone.
12. And the fuckers gone, suck.


                     Chapter 10

1. And Jesus said shortly bratushkam: stand in IE
   Rusal!
2. And they began to be reported.
3. And when they came on the road, greeted them dudes Lo
   Mali twigs and threw at his feet.
4. Some threw off his outfit and spread them on the

   road.
5. So they came to Jerusalem and built there soon

   the same hand.
6. Lohamei little to no thought, and they decided to soak

   come.
7. But it is not what was initially pristebatsya.
8. Was conceived to make a rotten market with a steep pa
   zvorotom.
9. But those who are smarter, understand that this is not the 
topic. 10. And they decided to act has passed.

11. Came to him fuckers Jerusalem and decided to

    His strain, asking:
12. Pay Caesar, or whether the grandmother to send?
13. Jesus answered them: I hold the flush, People,

    for it is clear Caesar and the rest on ottyag.
14. Are you on the minuscule taschites and catch kicks in a 
foreign 

    strained.
15. Ida's here - speak to the dude and by shit their ku
    shayte.
16. And Jesus went away because it did not like suckers.


                     Chapter 11

1. They gathered all Caudle noted Easter of Jerusalem
   Salem, revel in full growth.
2. And they brought to the house grub and fuel and the last

   pinned Jesus.
3. And he said: take, Hawa!
4. He poured them wine: take, plump!
5. For havchik - my body, and booze - my blood!
6. And who does not know this - he is weak.
7. And proceeded to the table and bratushki uzhralis.
8. Jesus had recently tied up and sitting because the degree
   clones.
9. And when ukvashennye began to fall under the table, said

   Jesus to them:
10. Soon one of you I zastuchit.
11. And they all come to Him and ask: Who

    a bitch hold.
12. And they asked everyone except Peter, who was in coc
    Toyan of drawing.
13. And Judas came up and said: durilka car
    ton, I'm not there one?
14. Jesus to him: Duc, brother!
15. And from fear planed Judas himself.


                     Chapter 12

1. Jesus saw that people do not knit bark and raised

   all sober and led into the garden.
2. But coming into the garden, got drunk with all the yelling 
and 

   while fishing a lot, have not noticed, as Jesus walked

   aside.
3. He himself felt shitty and prayed.
4. Elah-burns, but blowjob me this cup.
5. At that time the guard walked through the garden and take 
the crystal    chaschego Jesus.

6. And dunk him, and led to the court.
7. A bratushki woke up and saw that he was not, and

   decided to catch othodnyak without him.
8. And before three times managed to shout cock

   re-ferment.


                     Chapter 13

1. Upon learning that soaked fuckers Jesus came
   whether to Judah, and shouted:
2. But it's you Miron killed Jesus!
3. And Judah said they received grandmother, and he threw
   lsya from the rocks and cover.
4. In desperation, decided bratushki guarding tied
   of Christ, fuck.
5. Went there, where he was held and ask: us here

   one weave bast.
6. But they came to him the most tear-off and fucked on time

   all of them.
7. And came to the sober, that the Aw, Snap Jesus.


                     Chapter 14

1. Pontius was not a chode, but the guy was rotten and ma
   zhornym.
2. Brought to him Jesus.
3. Pontius immediately and explained: broke away, my child, so

   and thou shalt eat.
4. Jesus answered him: Do you know, son, that with

   I hard to fight?
5. Then decided to Pontius, the speaker simply oborzel and

   decided he still broke.
6. Christ brought to the area, where there was parties, and

   asked suckers: soak him?
7. And fuckers shouted: his urine! urine!
8. And listen to their Pontius.


                     Chapter 15

1. And wet fuckers Jesus.
2. He hung on the cross and felt that the Aw, Snap

   him.
3. And begged Elah, burns, Lord, stuck!
4. However, I realized that the balls will not be glued 
together and skate. 5. And when hanging began shtynyat, 
brothers steal 

   Him and prikopali not far.
6. Three days later it turned out that he and oklemalsya If
   nyal from the grave.
7. And there appeared bratushkam her in the light, carefree and

   ukvashenny.
8. After that, ascended to his father, man has

   steeper.
9. And God met him and said: Hello, Mitya.

   Do not worry, nobody else you would not hurt.
10. And pulled in bozheski together, in full growth,

    at times, carefree and nesuetlivo by dividing the buzz

    krutnyak and un-Christian.