C-Net Week #19 30 июля 1999

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Hackers-Top 98 - MAG: a report of Belarusian hangouts where almost no one was, but it was fun.

The following is the story of
Maga ...



    Sitting at home in obsalyutno
sober, that we should
notice is very rare, 1
January 1999 at 3:30 am before
ekranom TV thoughts
of one more sober and buggy
new year (Well, the past was
Of course not quite sober, but
That he did not glyukavosti
occupy, as to drink vodka and
drink her champagne can
only aristocrats and ...), as
Suddenly the phone rang:

    - The Magician, is that you? - Rang
not quite sober voice of TOM
HIAL'a from which bore
fumes even through a tube
phone.

    - Yes - with indifference
I replied.

    - What are you, your mother, at home
sit? Holiday right?

    - Yes, I do not know where all
appears in Grodno all piled up.

    - In short, we are here with Musto
at the center near the tree here. For
half an hour you reach?

    Thinking that's not all
potetyano, I agreed, only
Here there was one small
neuvyazochka: from me to the place
meetings should transoporte
30-40 minutes to go. First
an idea to get to
taxi, but in poryvshsis
pockets and remembering what
today is the day I decided that
better it will be reached on foot.

    Oddly enough, I
able to stay within the allotted
limit, but with Tom Mast clearly
no hurry, and I decided
advance on their quest.
Leaving the square I honestly
speaking, does not expect to see
there are so many people as
by the way I met people
going in the reverse
direction. Thank God for a long time
I climb one metal had
and after 10-15 minutes I
Met missing friends. On
I asked why so long
they responded that at this time
much straining with beer and
long time could not be found. Bottle
fresh beer immediately
to calm my anger, and we
Troy moved to the tree in
search for friends.

    Yes, this izvraschenstva I
had not previously met.
It turns out I was the first time in
sober life on the tree and such
just do not notice it. People
drinking to such an extent that
have even metal could stand on
feet. Here and
reveals the meaning of the proverb:
'Pyany sober is not a friend, and
vehicle '. One
particularly daty decided even far
not to depart, and poured in the middle
area. Vobschem just horror ...

    I noticed that Tom
went to the side of some
individuals who are clearly not a
friendly spirits
to% $ #% is up to his pals.
Deciding that ksiva Sergei here
obviously does not help and everything can
result in common
massacre, followed by
hit a strong point, I
decided to quickly pull him in
side. Frankly I do
managed to make a large
difficulty, as he explained
their behavior so that if
who wants to prove his
right, then it is a
one rather than one in three. In
another time and another place
I certainly would have agreed with him,
but not for the new year.

    Search for normal girls
on the tree is not uvenchalsya success
but the beer is over and
We decided to start his search.
Who then could think to
zaneset our destiny.

    It has already been where you start
the fifth and the nearest
convenience store
was on the rail
station. Along the way, we noticed
Three cute girls, one
of whom sat on the bench
with head thrown back and
clutching bloodied handkerchief
to a broken nose. Here
our anger nebylo limit.
It turns out some six suckers
passing devchenok seized
one of them for a jacket and wanted to
dragged to his cottage on
which naturally have
negative response. And here
One hand went up bastard
and he hit on the girlfriend
face ... But for such a need
killed on the spot ... Vobschem we
helped them as they could, even Tom
found where the snow, although
the street was a plus "
temperature and snow has already
melt. Taking their phones
we promised that as soon as
find these suckers, then
understand with them on a man, but
then deliver the required
address. Not for nothing because Tom Hial
works in the bodies of ...

    The girl went home, well
we moved in search of six
suckers and of course beer. On
We grasped the first station
bummer: the only
convenience store was
closed for unknown
reasons. It only remained to
one: proshvyrnutsya for stalls
and go on to the station itself.
Bypass stalls nothing
has not brought substantial, and the
station sat several
people waiting for a train at
which, to our great
chagrin, there was no drink.
Congratulated them on the new year and
wishing to arrive safely
at home we went to
last station
stall. Naturally there is beer
nebylo too, but we
met with good
guys who just like
we strolled in search of
something to drink. Deciding that
together will be fun, and
more likely to find booze, we
went back - on the tree.
Cool was that odnin
of our new friends started
the subject of Minsk,
what was his surprise,
when he learned from Mast
genus.

    And on the Christmas tree at this time
have all had time to curl up,
even moonshine Neuquén buy.
Since returning home is not
drunk who does not like, it was
decided to go to the Decembrists in
the nearest clock
store, which could still
work and most importantly - there
could be beer!

    Along the way, we went around another
a couple of beer establishments, but
all of them wore a
label such as: "no beer
(VOOBSCHE!) "or" closed ".

    And now, one can see
welcome shop
bonus, when he dealt
chilling voice:

    - Guys, the shop is closed
on those. adjourned until 6:00.

    We were asked two
Neformal sitting on
steps of the local pivnuhi
'TOO Taureau', which will
fate was also closed. In
the hands of one of them
Mast was a guitar and decided to
pass the remaining half hour
game on it. It should be noted
that he has to do is get
pretty good and informal
decided to enroll in its Masta
group:)

    And then the clock struck
6:00, and the whole crowd in unison
moved towards the store.
There every Zatar than I could:
one vodka, one beer, and who
zakusonom in the form of a loaf
bread.

    Since the street to thump
cold, yes and no place to sit, then
it was decided to go to the nearest
staircase and sit under the sound of
guitar with a bottle of beer
hand. Singing Masta immediately
withdrew from the sleeping state
residents of this house, well, particularly
Active girlfriend 30-40 years
dumped on the stairwell
site with a request to suit
play something for the soul.
Mast long they listened to and
trying to understand where this
soul and what it wants. But in
Eventually it is to get and
sending them away, he
continued to play softly something
his own. In the meantime, we are together
drank beer and love to confess
each other all sorts of
jokes. It became clear that
one of our new friends
(Izvenyayus not remember the name)
should zakosit from the army, well
better counselor than a suit in
this issue is not to find. Through
a few minutes our friend
returned, but not alone, but with
some peasant squinting under
New Russian. According to them
I understand that this is their Schwager, and
vobschem something, he's a good man
when sober (drinking, whether
man ...), and drive it
not necessary. Perhaps it is,
certainly true, but he's
hurts everyone, especially Masta,
got - like, to sing.
Having decided that if we are here
dwell more at least five
minutes, then someone taken away in
emergency, and someone would go with
with a light blue (form
ments), it was necessary to urgently
change their place of deployment. Muzhik
immediately free rides and loud
stated that he pays 200 tons.
By this time, one half
had already taxied to the street
and the second when he heard about the money
began to untwist the man.
Clambered all his pockets, he did not
found nothing except some
dead dried fish.
Realizing what it can
result in those that were on the
street, went to call the others,
until something bad will
happened. But it turned
quite the opposite: who called
stayed to listen to stories
man of his prodigious
wealth, well, a second
half went to the door.

    I have already started to think
that this walking there and back
will never end ... 7

    But here's all the same he came
long-awaited moment when all
were on the street and immediately
wasted no time, went to
side of the store for the next
beers.

Next People apparently do not nifiga
remember and therefore the text
is a bit skomkanym
: (But a few
months later, was conducted
Preparations for Hackerz Top'99 ...
Beta 1 so to speak ... ;) On
This story FOX'a ...

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