C-Net Week #19 30 июля 1999

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Yubileada - Beer riots on a quiet lake: a funny report about FOX'a pointovke.

            Yubileada,

              or

  Beer riot in a quiet lake.
(Vospminaniya one
participants)


          PART ONE.
-----------------------------

    A lovely sunny
utrechkom, when the sky underfoot
did not promise anything
merzopakastnogo, met at
Beer Church "Hurricane"
Spiritmasters great beer ...


    Naturally such
perfect match is not
happens, and you understand that all
was planned in advance:)

    And of course they came
not with empty hands, and with
empty bottles of
Coke, forfeits and other stuff. This
were MAG, Tom Hial, Doctor
Grifus, Laser Genius, and Fox
Fluffy.

    They rose from the church about
12 liters of holy
drink, almost depriving
the rest of the pilgrims
great joy, for which they
come.

    Then the whole gang
went to the sacred lake
"Jubilee", not forgetting
take with itself, these 12
l ...

    On the way back Laser hunted
anecdotes, Tom Hial its active
supported, all in unison bellow and
ochem was fun 8-).

    By secret stitches on
overgrown paths, underground
transitions, and overhead bridges
:), The procession went to the
the sacred lake, complete
fanuyuschego people.

    Walking in the wake of thinking about
secluded beach, all sharply
was pulled from the concrete drain
from the lake, which was erected in place of
old misery, as well as
had argued, was whether
lake anymore, or vice versa,
wider:).

    Then, after the bank
a couple of miles away, and not
finding a decent place, they
chosen place of average
scall, and spread out
veil, sat down with the important
view sticking out of the water
20 meters from the beach island
Sand ...

    Surplus of beer were
immediately placed in water, and
the rest went up in
use. And all would have been
cool but the sun, looking at
them tutzhe somewhere
fall out (apparently, he also
wanted to ...)

    Tender lake and
beckoned to jump into the water, but
Beer, which is a shake
Bank sear another.

    Probably everyone has come for
his own, and MAG, undressed, climbed into
water first. Trampled in the bottom
different places, and swim on
Island, MAG began yelling to us from
back and bend your fingers in
elbows.

    But on the shore waved their beers, and
MAG, thinking back. By
time in all have sat on
2 Battle, and was the third Battle.
The sun is not shown, but
to the water anyway like.

    Finally, Fox could not resist, and
also climbed into the lake. MAG was not
off him company, and
they are capturing the unfinished bottle
with beer, sailed to the island and
There she finished off.

    On the shore clearly prevailed
their anger horny
actions, and flew into the lake
Bottle Fox'a.


    -Catch, Catch! -Shouting with
shore-uplyvet!

    "Yes it's empty! -Made
its conclusion MAG.

    Yes, there is still beer!
-Cry rang out from the shore.

    -My Beer?! -Fox
jumped into the water to help
his beer.


    The beer was rescued, and
deserters were returned and
fed fried bread
cucumbers to the fullest extent
law ...

    However, the weather obviously sears
shit in your ear, and began to drip
rain. Soon there are not
more than a third of the 12
liters, but then all together
undressed, and climbed up to look
wade in the device.

    Their search soon
unsuccessful, and the whole
noisy tusnya get up early
is ...

    Initially thwarted anger on the
an empty bottle (probably
affected his anger on an empty
packaging markups), poor Bottle fly
the island as a UFO, and all
together over it
humiliated, scoring
imaginary gates: E ...

    Then, Laser and Tom made a
Kortal Mombat and broke
each other a little edge
calmed down, and with preshli
practice on the theory ...

    Doctor, MAG and Fox have suffered
foolishness, longingly looking at the
Beer, which is still
rested on the shore ...

    Continuation
this wild orgy with difficulty
indescribable, it is necessary
say that even at
rain, which still went
despite all the shamanistic
conspiracies Tom (probably affected
overabundance of beer), almost
stopped paying attention, and
He broke some and stopped.

    After that, dinner was
continued their return to
island, with all the
consequences:)


           * * * * *


    12 liters to limit your
last foam, decided to rake up
container, put in order their
potrepany appearance, and stomp home.

    Having quite a bit, we
were on a sandy
beach, the sun came out, and
nebylo around almost anyone.

    Tom threw the bag, looked
on the sides and with a cry
-Damn, I want to swim! useful in
water again.
Others had a look at each
other and did not dare
follow his example.

    Tom described the beach
great arc and came back:
-Fox, fox, or you're not a fox?!
went to swim!
"Yes, I would have climbed, so much water
very wet ...


Was not supported, Tom
left the watery element, and climbed
on shore, after which all have
clothes in hand and barefoot
scratched wood home ...

---- End of Part ...----
(C) (tsopiright) Fox buggy.

           03.08.1998 17:10:52)



           Yubileada,

              or

  Beer Mutiny on the quiet lake
(Memories of one of
participants)


   PART TWO. RETURN.
-----------------------------

    Going undercover stitches
dark paths, underground
crossings, overhead bridges,
way to hold onto one
word of honor, and two plumes
from the keyboard, bypassing and
sailed all the water barriers
(Puddles), Great Spiritmasters
Beers were on the edge
gloomy and terrible
Enchanted Forest, which
according to old legends are found
n and k and w, as well as the creation
worse, although as said
Doctor, Apofige Apofigista!
We are not afraid! And his
unanimously supported by the rest ...

    Dressing up all ammunition,
who carried in their hands, they
left the sacred
Reserve, vowing
return the following
output by typing the WHO and
a small cart and grub
Beer ...


    They walked along the dusty road
in the city, recalling the events
recent times, laughing and
pinning, and not
forget to waggle
decency fingers ...

    ... Sunset painted the sky in
blood-red color, but the crowd
already entered in the saving shade
city, passing by a
of private gardens, nadybala
his tasty, but very rotten
apples, and after all the quenched
ravening hunger anus.

    - Since we do not starve Must Die
We'll die from thirst ... -Grim
said Fox, referring to the
vidnevshiysya front of the Temple
Izobliya (Store)

    The main miracle happened
Then: A laser with a magician went into the
Temple, and came back ... with
baguette and a bottle
Clatter-tsoly.
While the Holy Baton Mage
tormented hungry spellcasters,
Laser uncorked the bottle and
read on the tube that he
win a trip to Greece ...
(Joke), another bottle
Clatter-Tsoly!

    Fox with a laser for lomanuli
Battle, the rest followed
them ...

    Laser approached
porter shop, and
said that if after 5
second bottle will not stand
on the counter, comes Tom
machine gun and all the answers to
Articles ...

    A second later, the bottle
was already on the counter, but Tom
anyway come:), and grasping
Sword-kladenets, met her
open ...

    Porter wildly
screamed, and then made
put in place a relic,
then utkuda-nivozmis,
appeared otkryvachka and
bottle lost
virginity ...;)!
For those saying goodbye to
porter, Tom, for him and
the rest, poured into fresh
air, together have
newfound bottle
Clatter-tsoly.

    Soon it was found that
Dr. and Lasers have now
to go in another direction, and
this place with them
bye ...
What happened to them on-me
unknown, and Fox, Tom 'MAG without
adventure came to a place
where he became a magician
nepoputi ...
Was a touching scene
farewell, but nothing in the eternal
this world is probably no: (
Goodbye to the Magician, Fox and Tom
took a course in another galaxy,
and was soon out of sight,
dissolved in paraksizmah
Eternity and Beer, Beer, Beer ...

---------- This is the end, damn it ...--
  (C) (Tsopiright) Fox buggy,

            still buggy ...

           03.08.1998 18:10:01