KrNews #09 18 мая 1999

Glance - The test "is not a genius you know?".

  And finally, to somehow relax and digest read above
-I would like to bring to your attention a little, but in my 
opinion very funny test (only one request

- Do not treat it very seriously. AND
Do not look at the answers ahead of time)

  So ... No person who complained about the lack of 
intelligence. But you check out: 


                 TEST.

            Not a genius you know?

1. Can a man marry his sister

    his widow?
2. In Mamed 10 sheep. All except the ninth

    izdohli. How much is left of sheep?
3. You are the pilot of a plane flying from New York
    York to Moscow with two landings: in

    Tbilisi and Baku. How old is the pilot?
4. At the hands of 10 fingers. How many fingers

    10 hands?
5. Seven candles burning. The three went out.

    How many candles are left?
6. Under some bush, a rabbit sits at

    rain?
7. A brick weighs 1kg plus another polkirpi
    cha. How many bricks weigh?
8. You go to bed at eight o'clock ve
    Chera, a clock factory to nine

    am. How long will you sleep?



  ANSWERS:

1. No (since the widow - is the one in which

    dead husband).
2. None.
3. You - the pilot.
4. 50.
5. Three others were burned.
6. Under wet.
7. 1kg.
8. One hour.



  DIAGNOSIS:

8 points: you - genius!
7 points: an intellectual!
6 points: normal person
5 stars: Private idiot
4 points: ordinary idiot with side

          phenomena
3 points: the absolute idiot
1-2 points: Not able to think
0 points: requires isolation from the society
          va


  P. S. If you score too high result, do not worry. In our
country, you will not really stand out from the crowd ... And 
perhaps even prosper. 

  P. P. S. Tell you a secret, I've scored just 4 points.