KrNews #06 15 ноября 1998

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Humor - Why beer is better than women.

    Why beer is better than women!


1. You can enjoy beer all

    month.
2. Beer stains wash out.
3. You do not have to feed and drink beer.
4. Your beer will always wait patiently

    in the car while you play football
5. Beer does not need to wash it to become

    pleasant taste.
6. Beer is never late.
7. You do not have to pay alimony

    If you have changed the beer.
8. Beer is not jealous of another beer.
9. Beer labels come off without a fight
10. Beer tubes do not bite.
11. Coming into the bar, you can choose any
    fight beer.
12. Beer never has a headache.
13. Once you have a beer, bu
    tylka still worth 10 cents.
14. Beer never faints

    if it smells of you another beer

    when you come home.
15. Having a cold beer - you have a good
    neck beer.
16. You can have more than one beer

    night, without remorse.
17. Beer is always easy to bear.
18. You can share a beer with friends.
19. You always know that you are the first who

    pop a beer.
20. Beer is always wet.
21. Beer does not demand equality.
22. You can have a beer in public.
23. Beer does not care where you left off.