ZX Pilot #15 18 сентября 1997

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COMICS - indictment of Colonel L.

     COMICS


Indictment of Colonel L.


   - Listen, K.! You have a major, or where? You are at the 
military department or Who? Why are you vodka pyanstvuete and 
ugliness is broken? Here I am have been married for 17 years, 
and my wife does not smoke in your mouth does not take! 
Remember: someone who smokes kills cancer. And then look at to 
today's youth - he is smoking, she stands next to smoking, and 
then the children come ... Shut up! I ask you! Remember: You're 
not here! Here you will quickly grow out! I'll make you salute, 
starting with me, every post. These laws blyudut a quarter of a 
century! You then his eyes looking at me? I do not tolerate 
hate. Above you have the whole department is crying! You 
negative minus our department! Shut up! I'll make you speak! 
Above you have students working on the same jokes smeyutsya.Vy 
later, somehow. When I told you to eliminate gaps in magazine? 
And when you return back my notes? Now quite conscience 
insolent! And do not make me their grievances. And do not make 
such a smart person - you are a Soviet officer! You soon 
Students will show where, what and where to do so. It's just 
scary horror! And why is it you do not follow the discipline? 
And in whose duty at the department broke the color radio, 
which I bought on their own state savings? And sitting in front 
of me Attention! I am who you or not! It was quite a 
raspustilis.A why You do still sit in front of me? Do you want 
me to You picked it up and stood as a stump? Hey, you three! 
Both to me! You think it's do nothing? I asked him not to 
wander in the department of labor time. And the lecture you are 
like? Half of your words is not inherent in military lexicon. 
You call ringing at the wrong place. Why do you have students 
order is not clean? Floors should be well rubbed, water to 
creak. Our department has long would be best, and your 
benefactions to prevent this. And why are you all the time to 
late? Tomorrow to have the department smoothly without half of 
the eight, even if your death is something threatening. After 
all, you have a watch and they give you the right to determine 
the time. Keep in mind! One more violation and you will not be 
able to delay its end: then I own hands establishments you into 
the open field, put to the wall and - shot in the forehead!



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