Nicron #69 30 декабря 1997

Юмор

Humor - anecdotes.

        Jokes, with ...

(R) DeL

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Comes another entrant to the institute, takes a story.
- When was the revolt of the Decembrists?
- In December 1825, during the night. - Meets the applicant.
- How did you take that night?
- Lenin must read!
-? 8-( - the selection committee.
- In the article "In Memory of Herzen," he had wrote: "The 
Decembrists awakened Herzen. "


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        Exam in physics in college.
            Ticket No. 1
       Question 1. What is measured in amperage?
       Question 2. And not in the Amps it?

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At the exam the professor asks the student:
- Tell me why I have not seen you on any lectures?
- Yes all the time I sat behind a pillar.
- I never would have thought that in one column can sit
so many people!

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- What else can serve, sir? - Asks the waiter, trying to
to please the lady and gentleman, just taken a room in
hotel.
- No thanks, no need - is responsible gentleman.
- Maybe something to his wife?
- Well, that was recalled! Bring the postcard.

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The buyer asks the seller:
 - Weigh me, please, five grams of sausage.
 - Are you kidding me?
 - Not at all! If I made fun of, I would ask you do not 
already, and  cut.


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Angered by the guest turns to the innkeeper:
 - An outrage! Do you thin the roof! Rainwater drips me straight
on the bed! How much does it still continues!
 - How do I know - lazy shrugs off the master, - I tell you 
that - the weather bureau?


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Morning in Paris. Janitor sweeps the dust: "Whack - Whack, 
Whack - Whack." Suddenly flung open the window:

 - Monsieur, you wander out of the rhythm of the whole 
neighborhood!  - Whack-Whack, Whack-Whack ...