Nicron #63 20 ноября 1997

Юмор

Humor - school history.

    Where does the childhood ... (Part 3)


(C), (R) WLODEK BLACK


  Hello!

  This is the third meeting with the heroes of the school 
peremenok. True, today will not be pictures and references to 
specific names - it so to speak, a collective creation. The 
first of these is a student's vocabulary: 



            Lovari - 91 ;-)

Lander (Gen.) - the toilet.
Empowerment - an extreme state of clogged lander.
Contract - Thief of dogs.
Gangster - a thief cleaned out shop "Ganga".
Blokpitanische.
"Contusion - is when the head gets shot."
Prispichment.
Stakanoid - Tetris (including handheld electronic games).
Zuborvachebny Cabinet - dental operating.
Protocol - a prehistoric fossil sharpened logs.
Mosgortrans - powerfully burnt transformer.



  ... But the school is a school, but she still should get. 91-I
School accepts students from all over Moscow, as a result of 
transportation incidents are not we something exceptional: 


"I stood and thought - what a streetcar comes, or second-class 
compartment? And come jam!" 

Drawing on the lesson in a class of Vanya, the younger brother 
Kolya, drew a car with a characteristic narrow slanted 
headlights. He explained this way: "And I drew a Japanese car.."


The driver announced over a microphone:
- Citizens did not hang on the bandwagon, go back to the 
landing trail   yuschy bus.

A man said:
- Probably, non-flying weather today - the third bus to climb 
not 

  I can not.

Express bus route, passing several unnecessary stops, suddenly 
slipped, and his, the driver braked abruptly meters fifty per 
stop. The woman said: - What he's fallen asleep, or what?

A daughter six years old replied:
- What are you, Mom! He's just not on the wrong bus sat!

At the bus stop to the "all fours" was drunk. Misha said:
"Four-wheel drive man. Four for four!".

At the final station "Shchelkovskaya" the car looked old and 
said: "This is the sixth coach?". I twirled a finger to his 
temple and said: "We have that on the plane?". In the same 
train on arrival to the station "Revolution Square" driver 
announced: "Dear ... passengers, when leaving the car close the 
door behind us. Phew, that is, do not forget your bags! "(this 
was in the early days of ads on the tape has not yet been 
written). 

Dima and Volodya Leh ride the subway and discuss the project:

   Dima:
- I'll be president "MSX-2 Corp."!

   Lech:
- I will be the technical director of "MSX-2 Corp."!

   Volodya:
- Nobody we will not have deceived us, we are in the drive!

   ... Number of wagon train station was a "5313" ...



  ... Okay, got to school. Here is the gate to the school yard,
still some thirty yards to the entrance, and ... Not so fast! 
Zarulivaet Zhiguli. Behind the wheel - a charming 
representative of the fairer sex: 

- You tell which is EGA?
- 8-()?
- Oh, sorry, that is, GAI!


  ... The bell rings. See you next the break - through
week!