Nicron #44 24 июля 1997

Юмор

Humor - anecdotes.

(R) DEL

 It was at my grandfather's three sons. Two smart, and the 
third - Ivanushka  fool. And it was their cow, which the 
brothers took turns  grazed. As once returned Ivanushka without 
a cow. Crying,  said to have lost. Starshgy brother went to 
look for her. Sought  I was searching, he suddenly saw before 
him a palace. Comes - and there  princess beauty unparalleled. 
Says: - Put me in  night 50 sticks - my husband will not - cut 
off your  head. Older brother agreed. They went to fuck, but

 Princess on the wall with chalk stick notes. Enough for senior
 brother, only 10 sticks. Cut off his head. The next
 Day's grandfather sent middle son to find a cow and older
 brother. With him was repeated same story. Suffice it only
 25 palok.Otpravlyaet grandfather Ivanushka. [to bed poskipano].
 They went to fuck, and the princess on the wall with chalk 
sticks  Notes and Ivanushka thinks: "notes, mark, Cow

 died after 100 sticks. Let's see how much you
 need "


 Reich went on a building Stirlitz. Accidentally fell from his 
pocket  metal ruble and rolled on the floor. "Round!" -

 flashed guess.


 Lies the wife in the hospital. Visit her husband and asked 
what she  bring. - Apples I want! Husband brought apples, the 
wife tried to  and said: - Apple does not want oranges want! 
Brought her husband  oranges, the wife tried it and said: - 
Oranges are not  I want bananas I want! Husband brought 
bananas, and his wife tried to  says: - bananas do not want the 
shit I want! Brought her husband shit on  palm, his wife said: 
- Ambassador. Male ambassador. - Pepper.  Male pepper. - Now 
try. The husband tried. - Well  how? - Yes, like a can. : (- 
Not hochuuuuuuu! 


 Die old Jew. The family got together and said: - Grandpa
 where have you hidden the money? And he was so weak that he 
can not Gauvreau,  only the left hand pointing to the middle 
finger of his right hand.  So they do not have, and he suddenly 
recovered, alive,  bodrenky. They said to him: - Grandpa, what 
are you to us  tried to show, when we asked where you money

 hidden? And he clenched his fist, sticking out his middle 
finger and said:  - I wish you a show here, but do not force it!



 There are four nuns in line for Judgement Day. Causes
 God first. - So far, my sister, have you in my life matter
 with the male member? - Yes, we are nuns once bathed in the
 bath, and a wall wash monks. I could not resist and
 hole assembled. - At the right, over there is a bowl with
 holy water - wash in her eyes and go to heaven. Then God
 causes the second. - Y, and you had to deal with the male 
member?  - Yes, we once christened a boy, I could not resist

 her hand to her. - At the right, over there is a bowl of holy
 water, wash your hands in it and go to heaven. At this time, 
the fourth  a nun with a cry pushes the third and ran out of 
turn.  God only asks: - Why did you pushed the third and went

 forward it? - I do not want to rinse the throat in this holy
 water, after she cleans her ass.