Nicron #38 13 июня 1997

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Humor - advertisements from "MoMar"-a.

           "MoMar sells, buys, offers ...


(R) WLODEK BLACK

Hello dear readers! Now for sure: it is
Last (for this academic year) peep our school "magazines."
If you are interested in any of the reproduced below
advertisements, write directly to the address "MoMar"-a:
        momar@neishtad.mccme.ru

And better yet - come to study in the 91-th school ... Then you 
just be able to immerse themselves in all this is the most ... 
In general, the per effects of advertising, I read the 
following responsibilities are not am ...




  Sold loyal vassals (wholesale - at a discount). Payment in
gold louis.

  Sold to a group of knights from the captives.
                    A beautiful lady.



  Sold anthropoid Egyptian shepherd with a good
pedigree. Nickname - Anubis. Apply in person.

  Building a new pyramid! Qualitatively, reliability and 
durability! Lease old with full conditions and guide service

deceased. Mummification at his own expense. "Cheops and K".

  Guessing riddles.
                    Sphinx.



  Buy a crane.
                    Sisyphus.



  Family Cooperative "Scylla and Charybdis" offers its services
wives of seafarers. Payment in drachmas at the rate of the 
MICEX century preceding the execution of an order.


  Exotic Greek restaurant "The Tantalus" for those wishing to
Lose Weight! For two months the result is guaranteed! (Not 
Herbalife). 



  Sale prosthesis "The Goat's Foot."

  Recolor eyes red. Inexpensive.

  Take the teacher attrition.
                    9 "A".



  Sale stopudovo honest pioneer. Cheap.


  Looking for loving adoptive parents intellectuals associated 
with Samizdat.

                    Pavlik Morozov.



  Tests of newborn infants. Discount - 95%. For survivors
child's money is returned. Refer to the king of Sparta, Leonid.



  Embalming the dead and painted. "Khokhloma jokes."



  Agency "The Brothers Karamazov, and K '":
offers swing right from anyone;
proposes to transfer the money as soon as possible.
Otherwise, it will provide you with all of its services.



  Sell ​​sunflower oil, refined "Anna". Best
remedy for headaches.
                    Woland.



  Night Talk on the phone. For adults only. Any sign
pi. You pay only for phone calls.



  Sell ​​wholesale lot of dietary eggs basilisk.


... Okay, now - this advertising: