Nicron #36 29 мая 1997

Самиздат

Story - Sit.

(C) MDF HACKER.
                Sit down.

Go to the night in an urban garden. There, near the porch is
bench. On the bench you will see a man in a black coat. This
I. I'm there to eight. Then I can see on the corner near
cafes and going to the boulevard. Well talk to me between six 
and seven in the evening. The best thing about the crops, about 
literature, about acquaintances. On the women can talk with me 
always. Moreover, if this man, that is, I will look at passing

beauties, do not be offended and not ne-rebivayte. It is 
unnecessary confirmed my interest in this issue.


But the repair is better to speak with me in the morning, after 
breakfast, when I was in good humor and a slightly distorted 
features will not spoil the general pleasant expression. It is 
best to me to talk about healthy and delicious food, a behavior 
in everyday life, about your stay at sun. Respond well to 
time-talk about the moral foundations of fidelity, loyalty and 
the duration of non-durable infidelity. Do not touch the 
everyday life of service: this is me annoying, I'm starting to 
ache, Naya. Do not touch the public Power in some aspects max: 
I'm excited, nervous, haltingly telling me it becomes 
uncomfortable. 

If you will touch, even accidentally, the subject of 
telephones, sewerage, urban studies, in some respects, I will 
make you very bad impression. You shudder to see the evil, 
bryzzhuschego human saliva, which has long been unable to calm 
down, holding heart, runs along the fence, and, of course, no 
references to objectively the reasons they can not change very 
unpleasant personal impres-chatleniya. Immediately change the 
subject. Switch it on flowers, summer, women. I'll start 
looking again, that will confirm My Calm-of, I apologize and 
will look for a long time after. 

See also - this is common. If you invite me to
wedding or birthday, you will be immediately get
fun, seeing the flattered person. And it was an accident and
epidemics do not need to say, do not repeat mistakes obshih, 
because I I interrupt the conversation, move away and heal at 
home, and certainly not about the wedding can be no question. 
Go to the bench where I sit, is well suited to relay the 
receiver under the cheerful music and the weather forecast. 
Choose a sunny day and come. 

What a wonderful weather is on the coast of the Caucasus! Waves 
no and there is no wind, the earthquake had subsided, a tornado 
in the unwound the opposite direction and disappeared, Little 
Red Riding Hood saved by our aircraft blocked all the records 
and quietly dropped. I stopped pucker forehead, eyelids drooped 
my. "My happiness I found in our friendship with you ...". 
Speak, speak and sing to me once, and you'll enjoy good views 
and smoothed the person ... Burnt by the Sun tender farewell to 
the sea ... Ty-ra-ra-rimta Tyro ... What no love ...". Before 
the evening in the city garden you will see a man in a black 
coat. That's me. Think about than to talk to me if you want me 
to be made on you a good impression ...