DonNews #05 15 февраля 1999

History - A day in the life SEMEN'a.

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 (C) Semen


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      ONE DAY FROM ZHIZNI SEMEN'a

                 from

             HELL RAISERS

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HOW TO ME I walked repair of the printer.
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It was like this.


     February 1, 1999 I (Semen / HR)
jumped up and went to the University,
with the hope of correct assessment in higher
mathematics, which I may as well not
suit. Before that, the day 4 years ago, I
gave his matrechny printer repair
the coolest specials in Rostov-na-Donu
on iron, codenamed BEARD.
Hence, we agree with him that I, in
Monday morning,'ll pick him at home
and know how are things progressing with the
printer.


     Well, that's on the way to the University, I
just dropped in to Beard. He said,
that it is still not ready for the printer and should be
had come after six in the evening. I
thought it the better, to come around
evening, and while going to university, to
math. So I did, though
math I have not been allowed
relet, citing the fact that
appreciation can not be correct.
But I decided I just can `t his assessment
to fix, so at least the guys will help.
I decided math 4 kid it is shorter
They passed the math, not without my help.
And they had affixed we went in
city, drank a beer "Baltika 3. Well
differed on this. And I still have the printer
pick up at 6 o'clock, so I think that there
the remaining 40 minutes stroll a bit ...

Come, then I'm a Beard, took
printer, paid 20 rubles (but this
Not all that I had
pay). And the joy that came from
Home beard, packed in polythene
Printer in hand, I think, come home,
publish it forms. Then as luck on the corner
Houses worth Cop UAZ, I pass
Mino Uazik and here (well, fatally nevezet)
ment to meet me. He saw that I
a large parcel going, and asks what
bear. I told him, as a good
Russian citizen, answer the printer. Well
then went to the standard question for which
took?, documents are? I answered him,
printer bought with it, the documents on
printer at home, thank God that at least
studenchesky ticket with him was. Cop!
says, have gone with us, the printer
number, verify it, said not long
10 minutes. And I have all my thoughts about how
otmazatsya same from him, I say
let's raising a man, he
confirm that the printer I had bought.
Anyone in any nerazvoditsya, shouting that
I climbed into the apartment only if
when there is a crime. Here
obese bastard - it's first thoughts
that came into my head after his
phrases. In short, took me to the office.
Handed duty. The report, protocol - all
as pologaetsya. Forced me to first
extract, and after pack
printer. The duty officer said, calls home,
let him bring the documents to the printer. A
home my grandfather, grandmother and sister, yes. I
call and tell my sister that I'm calling from
police, take the documents to the printer and
convergence to a neighbor (he znakoomy Major
police), let him take me.

Protorchal I mentovke an hour!

Conclusion:


     So, judge for yourselves what I
cost repair of the printer (see 6337).
Affixing have more.

Editorial opinion:

Yes, that's now such dealings. Interesting
will be, when you pick up your
Spectrum of repair. In fact, in most
cases, no documents on him nor
who do not. To me, it turns out, was lucky
I monitor my repaired drove. A
So in fact, try to prove that the computer
Omen is yours. In a word, I hope that
a situation that occurred with
Semen'om, you will never happen.