Nicron #31 24 апреля 1997

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Humor - anecdotes.

(C) DELEALAN

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Issued a lion, the king of beasts, the law means: - Every day, 
all animals should bring me the meat. Who will not do - get

#% It on the head! The first day. Hare brings a bag. Leo says: -
How many pounds? - Five. Leo opens the bag, look - there
cabbage. - Oh, you slash a liar! Clap him five times on the 
forehead. Hare - frppp, flew into the bushes. After a minute of 
the bushes came the bloodcurdling laughter. Leo looks into the 
bush: - Hey slash you Why, you little, or what? - No, nothing, 
just won the hedgehog is 10 kilograms of apples, and the law 
you know! 

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The desert heat, sand ... They run two strausihi, followed by 
two ostrich. Ostriches are catching up. Strausihi stop and

bury my head in the sand. Ostriches are stopped, puzzled
look around, and one says to another: - Where did those two 
heifers, just like there were!


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Met a louse, a flea: - Where are you? - I'm going to spend the 
night in babyu pi ... dy. - Well, I climbed to a woman in the 
ass. And dispersed. On the other Day met again. - Well, what 
did you sleep? - Asks louse. - I do not say! Such a fear of 
gaining; came to me a bald-headed and began to chase after me, 
so I jumped, jumped, and there-and here something, but he kept 
after me, but then how would spit on me and gone! - Well, the 
gossip, and knocked me two, but I lurking, they knocked on his 
knock, but with the on and off gone.


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The lady at the store wants to buy a parrot. - Well, you fool, 
you know how you talk about? - She asked one of them. - Of 
course, old scarecrow, and you now know how to fly?


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The dragon caught in the woods of Wolf, said to him: - Watch, 
record: "Wolf, gray, one piece." Today, come to me at lunch, I

'll eat you. Got it? - Got it. - Any Questions? - No. Went Wolf
downcast. Goes beyond the dragon in the woods. Fox caught. - 
Look Redhead, writes: "The fox, red, tailed, one piece." Today

come to me at dinner I'll eat you. Understand? - Got it. - 
Questions there? - No. Went to Fox, zakruchinilas. A dragon on 
his path. Caught a hare, says: - Look, oblique, writes: "The 
hare, gray, ears are long, one piece. "Tomorrow come to me at 
breakfast, I 'll eat you. Got it? - Got it. - Questions? - Yes. 
- Ask! - And you can not come? - Can. You are a black-ki-wa-yu!


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They sit three flies: thick, medium and thin. The first said: - 
I I live in the restaurant. Fall into any dish, it immediately

set aside, I still and eat. The second says: - I live in a 
working dining room. Fall into a bowl, spoon me vycherpnut, all 
that spoon I eat, rest - work. - I live in a student

dining room, - said the third fly - I fall into the plate, but 
students still all eat, but still I obsosut.