Sinclair Club #04 25 мая 2001

Будущее Спектрума

Club - the Spectrum in an age of high technology.

      Age of high technology



     (C) Cusick / Sinclair Club



   Presents for your attention
Field, which will be published
material particular direction,
making fun of human ignorance and
systems to generate false with respect to
Platform ZX Spectrum. In addition to all
others here will be placed various
funny stories and incidents
directly relevant to
our espoused by computer
ZX Spectrum.
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(C) Alexander Galko


   A year ago, an acquaintance PC'eshny
programmer, seeing my Spectrum,
exact demo on it (I think something with the CC)
long "ugoral" on the graphics and generally
"Sloppy" execution (like there was
Animation with textures 4x4 pixels) ...

   And after I told him that my
Speccy - with a processor speed 3.71
megahertz, does not hold
multitasking and memory 128k, he
very surprised and for a long time I argued that
it _nevozmozhno on any
platforme_!


   Hence morality: The worse your computer - so
better be a programmer ... (C) ProkSoft
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(C) Adrian Oboroc / Moldova


   Once, in 1989, the year, I shoveled
piles of old magazines in one Surgut
library (and for the work received Binder
Radio from 1978 to 1984). So then I
ran into the magazine "Culture and
Education "(or something very similar).
Cool color magazine with two
vinyl records in each room. In
one room (the end of 1987)
touched upon the moral and
computer games. In the experimental
Moscow school put class brand
Spectrum'ov. After some time one
foreign student brought a new
program. Including the "Raid over
Moscow ". Head teacher caught babies, bombing
Hometown: Kiev, Moscow, Tambov. Class
immediately shut down, among the children staged a
search. The whole team-ped on the ears. And children
a couple of days all come with icons to
Sinclair inscription in Gothic letters.
When a reporter came to this place
He just spit sprayed from the disturbance
computer made out of babies fascists!
Foreign agit-machine ruined minds
the younger generation, etc.
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(C) Cusick / Sinclair Club


   Many people came to see me in the club,
including those who have come quite
optional. But the word computer club
all acts magically. People
represent a huge game room
stuffed Pentium'ami or something more
fast and luxurious.

   Here and this time went one familiar
see what is for the club so I
organized. He looked like the class of circles,
all carefully examined and disillusioned
abundance of 8-bit computers. I note
that in the distant past, he had a computer ZX
Spectrum, however, that he did it for
I have remained a mystery.


   - Well, how? - I ask.
And he to me and says:

   - What is it! What can I do to

   this technique! Here are my computer and I

   it worked! - He says proudly.

By this reaction, I have long been accustomed to, and
just as a loss, keep the conversation:

   - And what is your computer, probably

   Pentium?

   - Yes-ah! - With a satisfied smile

   he drawled.

   - And what do you do it?

   - I. .. I'm on it ... I'm working on it!

   - And what kind of work?

   - Well, different ...

   - And what, specifically?

   - I'm on the computer write a text

   and print on your printer!


   The moral: Before you buy
computer, just think for what purpose it to you
needed, unless of course this purpose at all
There ...