Nicron #07 14 ноября 1996

Самиздат

Samizdat - the play "How trezveyut SysOp-s", act second. Savin Boris.

(C) MDF HACKER.

            Act II


Actors: SysOp, user (the same), Modem, cat, parrot.
Time of action: 5.12 (am)
Venue: Flat SysOp-a

The telephone rang.
Modem: Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh!
Cat: Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh!
Parrot: Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh!
SysOp: @ # $!

The screen saver appears BBS. User enters a name, which
oddly enough, turns out to be the same. After several
unsuccessful attempts to upload files "80786.TXT".
SysOp widely opened his eyes and settles on the couch.

Parrot: Here is a pancake ...
SysOp: Is he, himself, this processor is riveted and described 
in 2 hours? Parrot: Tal al-Lunt!

SysOp: A Shas we look at the talent ...

He climbs to the file that has not where to look finds
this file and click F3. Description is very similar to
truth, although it is hard to believe. Looking at the date the 
file was created, SysOp discovers that he created 25 minutes 
ago. After brief reflection, the text reveals the contextual

replace "80486" to "80786." Without such measures marveled
audacity and ingenuity of the user, he presses Alt + C.

SysOp: This is what is you filled me, eh?
User: You yourself asked!
SysOp: What hrenovnya is the place to be? Or do you think that

       I pot? Or can a broom?
User: What's wrong?
SysOp: You did it myself riveted from the description of 486!
User (outraged): All work should be valued higher!
SysOp: Here we Shas and estimate ...
User: A-ah! Do not have to!
SysOp (affixing "twit"): It is necessary, Fyodor!
Parrot: The Beast-p-p-pi! Chasing such SysOpov pissing 
tr-rr-ryapkami      Cp-p-p-wound them with a broom!

SysOp (parrot): "And you, Brutus! Here I will plucked Shas ...
Cat (yawn): You give me a nap today, goats, or not?
Unkind silence reigns. SysOp of quiet settles on the floor mat,
parrot falls from the perch down golovoy.Modem ignites all of 
its lights at once.

Cat: What are you all? Delirium tremens is not seen? As a girl, 
right ... 

              Curtain

                        Savin Boris
                    (C) Word by MDF HACKER.