Breeze #10
21 августа 1997 |
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From the authors - Spectrum dies, and PC taxis?
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS MOTHERLAND not chosen. CHOOSE ITS INDEPENDENCE. Zi holy you shanovni pani that gentlemen! West Happy Nezalezhnosti! Good day all, dear readers computer newspapers 'BREEZE'! So we have come to tame .. ugh! .. until a knife ... ugh! .. before the tenth (the anniversary) issue of our publication (tfutfu-tfu. ..). Would like to congratulate you, and us, too, with this auspicious occasion. Wish you every success in your, and our, creative endeavors, the clear sky over his head and bug-free Spectrum on the table. After all, the main problem - a bunch of chips, whose elements reason has always fly ... Well, come on. Until all glory to God. I will not lament the fact that heart only sweeter. And no AMIGA, no, pardon the expression, IBM, will not replace me My SPECCY. Incidentally, in the world IBM'schikov another dog joy: invented processor with a clock frequency of 300 MHz. That is happiness for you! And how quickly - already guys are showing! Kicks! Soon, perhaps, will put the original pedal brake (button 'TURBO' popular use is will not). Upgrade your stump to the point that eyes with the other side of the monitor and begin to reap vylezut pedal'ku that in this posture for life does not stay. Once I talked to on the market with one ... Yes, I am sorry that distracts, but I want to give you an aphorism. So: Spektrumist sits on Spectrum, Amizhnik sits on Amiga and pisishnik, let know on what you mean? .. A if the stress on first syllable supply? .. That's it. Go to the PC and will sit on the ... Where was I? .. So Now, coming to a tray a finch, a seemingly normal person inteligentny, looking at the catalogs with games and asks: - And what, still buying? - And how! - I answer. - I was already thinking all ... - No. For a long time ... And you IBM? - I guess. - Yes. Once there was a Spectrum, but then I bought myself IBM ... And even the 'DOOM' is? Pisishnik surprised to see one of the directories with the inscription "DOOM". - What do you think? - Proudly I reply. - And as the chart? - Echidna he asks. - Normal. As your computer. -?! Can not be! - Well, a little worse, of course. - Ah ... The silence lasted for about three minutes, and then he spoke again. - Yes, in principle, Spectrum already dying ... - Who told you? - Well, that is not visible? All set themselves IBM. A Spectrum Your where to apply? - And your IBM where you can apply? Honestly say that I have just snapped. - Well, of course. Here in banks Now only those computers and are, for the storage database for different mathematical computations - because the Spectrum for such purposes You can not use. - Yes. In fact, it is impossible, but that you're here you personally can to do with their hands on a PC? - Come on in! Yeah ... hmm ... Oh ... I personally I can write some program. - What? - Well, there, to count ... Next he somehow matyuknulsya, then I realized that This program will be a little something worthwhile. - And what language is it you naprogrammiruete? Pascal? C? Or anything else? - I. .. - A 'Windows' on what your written? Why it is called gnarled monster? - Yes because it is. There are so many different errors. - And why they can not be eliminated during the writing the program itself? - Well, what do you think: 80 meter memory is easy to check? Here they are every year, and released the new version. Find errors, correct. - So there is a release defective products? - You see, it is very difficult ... Next comes a hundred transfers, why it is difficult, but I I want to say only one thing: that those programs that in great demand at their users are being made, pardon the expression, through one place. Why 'Microsoft', whose 'Windows' is almost every pisishnika could not cope with 80 meters, and the firm, released a toy 'Redneck Rampage', which occupies 360 meters for some reason with this problem handled? Why buying firm (!) Disk and it runs the program requires non-existing files? Why are soft, requiring for their work is not less than 100 th Pentium'a, hacked is workable for 482nd car? I can not wait that moment when I can get into Internet and make it pisyukam all right in the face of Name spektrumista whose Computers are machines for do not believe! Why, I ask you, Belousov, when released its 'BELOUSOW KOMANDER' thought was to make its shell as soon as a more convenient and without glitches, which have abounded in his program? Why Mednonogov at issue in light of its 'UFO' has allowed currently only allowed once (!!!) gaffe, and even then - minor? And all because, my dear, that the word "Authority" means the Spectrum in the world oh how much! This at IBM, you can buy drive from the company 'OCEAN', in pieces which will be 20 games and of which only 15 will be work. And that's fine. After hundreds of these discs, and such companies - a thousand. And the program on an IBM myriad, none of whom will select high-quality products - and why? Always You can go out and buy something similar to what you liked it very simply capitalize on this money. A then more money in producing a revised version. I mean 'Windows'97
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