IzhNews #08 31 декабря 1999

Самиздат

Rulezniki - the continuation of the story.

          RULEZNIKI



            Part 2

(C) RTD / BrC
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   June - it's not just the first month of summer, it's time to 
take examinations in schools, vocational schools and VUZ'ah. 
This is a very challenging period in the lives of students, 
accompanied by continual contact with textbooks and notebooks, 
while hard work of the brain. This time, a sharp increase in 
the attachment to your computer almost every spektrumista 
because in prolonged mental stress mind the add people can 
quietly turn to thinking about new ideas and ways to implement 
them. Conceptually, these periods are very fruitful and can 
determine the progress the summer period.


  STORAGE was no exception, and "being prepared" for the exam 
in Physics (hooray last!), slipped to think of animated spots 
for SuperHyperMega DEMO. And why did he go on the weekend to 
"pile" Why play in the new toys, but not taught how to and all 
the rest physics? Yes, because SPECCY - RULEZ, and that's it.


  From thought it brought a telephone call:

   - Listen, I've bought a book! -
voice belonged to a joyful DIOD'u. - Here
has it all: how to break sites on the Internet,
that in this case you are not spotted how to write
viruses, the most vulnerable places for them,
shorter - cool!

  I must say that the voice of joyous DIOD '
and differs from the usual pretty fun
The outcry and periodic pohryukivaniem that occurred 
infrequently. 

  - So what? Let's make you a photocopy
some articles. I bought the last book,
you know that the stupid Lamer hucksters not
well versed in literature and sell
benefits TurboPascal 7.0!

  - Fewer crackers - site owners
calmer - said philosophically STORAGE.Vstrechaemsya in place, 
there otherim. Directly now and then I still teach ...


  Barely five minutes had STORAGE was at the kiosk, where the 
"xero" and printed out files on paper. In the stall was willing 
to turn anything to propagate, and those who sitting inside, 
could not cope with copier. Nearby stood the ubiquitous FRED 
athlete with a smile and watched the vain attempts latter-day 
businessman who, having lost all hope to cram into an aggregate 
of the paper, shaking little hands trying to find something ... 
in the body copy machine, saying, whisper, "Now, now, even 
chutchut. Approached DIOD, and, delighted the presence FRED'a 
offered him to drive for ruleznym drink all platforms and 
people. FRED dashed off pretty quickly.


  Time passed, and FRED's not coming back.
inmate canteen continued excitedly
Hi rape of which has already started
flow black liquid.

  Neither the artist nor the encoder, keen sight, not surprised 
FRED'a presence in this place and at this time. He was still in 
blissful ignorance about the presence y DIOD'a "books on 
hacking." Although it is unlikely Had he wanted to spend money 
on her copy. So what was he doing in the stall? STORAGE dimly 
grasped the idea and immediately got her answer: "making fun of 
lamers." Here the artist finally lost thoughts about the 
musician-athletes, having had, however, to evaluate its 
priorities: the beers he fled instantly, without hesitation.


  Movement of the entrepreneur and Xerox were
so monotonous, that the comic situation
gradually moved into an angry expectation:
When, finally, the copier will work.
An hour later, DIOD could not resist and went to
businessman.

  - How much longer?

  - No, I already finish. Could you
tell me how to work with him?

  DIOD looked thinning, but still quite a long queue, and, on 
reflection, he said: 

  - Provided that Serve me out
queue.

  - Yes, I do not care, if only to work.

  After looking grimy machine, DIOD raised
another condition: "For this thing I will not touch, push 
button will be themselves." - You read the manual?


  - So, flipped.

  - Give it to me, - DIOD has not asked for, and
ordered in a tone of irritable professional.

  - Duc because there is not in Russian all ...- he murmured, 
holding out a slim book. 

  DIOD has never had dealings with photocopiers,
but the instructions were pictures and eloquent, familiar Coder 
spektrumistu words "Insert", "Push", "Press", "Change", "Load". 
Between them there were some long and unintelligible words, 
encountering that DIOD loud swearing. But the encoder used to 
understand the "complicated algorithms" and mean to 
information, literature, and drove in yuzanie imaging "unit." 
The most difficult was to explain all this to the entrepreneur.

Another 15 minutes later, the service process
customers started.

  DIOD with STORAGE'em rushed to exercise their right to an 
extraordinary service. Almost all of the waiting silently 
agreed to copy (they are almost asleep standing, and they were 
already not care: students are not get used to), but one woman 
began cool resent. It turned out she was the head of the 
cultural center "Heritage" in University and DIOD'u had come 
from her in the dispute, while STORAGE went to make a copy.


  - Here, otherte me this book - surely he said.

  - What, right here? - A businessman was clearly
surprised.

  - Well, yes, I'm paying money for it. In addition, very small 
book, quickly manage.


  Entrepreneur hesitantly picked up the book in
hands, examined it, gradually turning white.

  - Do not pay attention to what she hacker, we simple: I pay 
for services, as you do with it herokopiyu. 

  Larechnik stood there, nodding his head slightly.
Ping fed up with his great STORAGE'u and drifting Choice 
swearing aunt DIOD'om with all amplified, and the artist

shouted:

  - Copies!!

  Slightly bluish businessman shaking hands began to insert the 
paper into "Hi," continually looking at the pictures in the 
instructions. The process has started, and after 10 minutes, 
exhausted STORAGE away from the stall. Not paying attention to 
clearly uncivilized vocabulary (Mat!), shouting head of a 
cultural center with a loud and harsh tone, STORAGE approached 
DIOD'u who staunchly kept the defense, despite appearing

under-eye bruise. Both spektrumista haste to "go to hell."

  Friends were walking in an unknown direction and
went quickly. Suddenly remembered that some time ago, they sent 
for FRED'a beer, but he did not return, abruptly turned around, 
without changing its speed, and went in search of Lost ... beer.


  Traders at the kiosk "Glazovskaya Vodka approached guys 
looked dull eyes, and when they began to inquire, not whether 
he had seen some galyuna, I realized that it was not buyers 
indifferent rolled his eyes, muttering something 
unintelligible. Work after the holiday was particularly 
difficult, especially if need to sell so appetizing products.


  Searches were not over. Had
go to the nearest "grocery store". There is also
traded vodka, this time, "Sarapulskaya. Here FRED'a saw, he 
bought a "liter" of vodka and walked away. Now his quest is no 
longer a lot of sense: DIOD and STORAGE

preferred beer (and then on special occasions
such as, for example, buying a good book). Thinking, regretting 
the loss of ruleza. Suddenly from under the counter someone 
powerful paw grabbed his leg DIOD'a. He cried out

surprise, I was instinctively
kick a source of danger, but in time looked down, noticing that 
it was the hand, and not paw at it flaunted a watch that has 
always proudly wore FRED. Wino slept peacefully under the 
counter. DIOD immediately tried to draw a picture of what 
happened: the FRED'a attacked by a gang of extortionists, hours 
away, money ... Oh, and "washed" prey "Get drunk" to a state 
lying logs. Angry, DIOD decided to return the watch

FRED'u and teach a "lesson" wino. Jerk
He pulled out a "drunkard" under the counter, put it, but he 
immediately Ruhnu back on the floor. Only now could DIOD 
razdlyadet him. It was FRED.


  In fact, FRED tried to be a man
law-abiding, despite some
manifestations of "anti-social" activities,
as at theft of condensed milk at the policeman. FRED
similar to "twist" his character felt small and insignificant 
and, in general, regards himself as harmless and even benign

citizens, and addiction to alcohol and
Spectrum referred to as "his personal affairs."
He was fond of exercise, went to the section
"Karate" (a child) and "Judo", recently began to show interest 
in kickboxing, planning soon to do it. It's amazing how such 
contradictions in harmony (?) Developed in one man. His friends 
often wondered: how people so often "Drinking", "drank" if this 
keeps excellent shape, and occasionally participates wins in 
the competition (degree of victory in Izhevsk tournament of 
martial arts, Specifically, in judo, was received by him in

Last, 1999)? Moreover, he was
inclined (and able) to create, to write the music (at the 
Spectrum, of course). And it was a man who at the moment and 
DIOD STORAGE endured at the hands of shop feeling on itself 
(and especially drunken friend) surprised looks. For

FRED'a similar condition was not uncommon, it was one of his 
characteristic traits. 

  Relegating FRED'a home and saying goodbye to
DIOD'om, STORAGE left to itself, where
waited for him half-taught physicist and one evening
before the exam ...
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