IzhNews #03 15 января 2000

Bugs - an essay about the glitch, fichah and other troubles.

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  Here's another way tekstik on glitches. Its author is 
unfortunately not known. 


      TEORIYA GLYUKIROVANIYA PROGRAMS.


    First, consider the introductory course in
GLYUKIROVANIYA theory. Too many confused
bugs and undocumented effects.
Let it be clear in this matter.

    Bugs do not lead to fatal
consequences for your computer. After
of undocumented effects
in 96 cases out of 100 and you will have to
repair, but in other cases
observed:

    - Discarding;

    - Gift;

    - Vending (as a worker);

    - Use for storage of bulk
materials (dust).

 Now a closer look at bugs and

           variation.


  1. TRIP harmless.

    This glitch is divided into four

    varieties:

           a) videoglyuk

           b) a sound glitch

           c) paired glitch


    Videoglyuk represents
unhealthy visual effects that appear to
screen when working certain
program, in consequence of some factors
from the external environment. It is not excluded that this
The program itself is the glitches, or
glyukoinfitsirovannoy. Example
glyukoinfitsirovannoy program - it all
known DCU 8.05, with long hours of work
which raises an interesting type of glitches
videoglyuk. Factor from the external environment is
very diverse, for example:

   In the most unexpected moment suddenly
failed on Nutrition (refrigerator
involved), or someone his dirty
hands reaching into guts of your computer and
touched it with his finger processor (it can
lead to an undocumented effect).

    Sound glitch is very similar to
videoglyuk, but he appears not to
display, and the beeper, or muzprotsessore.
In this glitch in the sound quality may
not to give up some music
works (muzykanty! not get it
as a hint).

    Paired glitch is
videoglyuk, which is accompanied by
glyukavymi sound tracks from
beeper, or muzprotsessora (happens at once
and of beeper and muzprotsessora simultaneously).


  2. HAZARDOUS TRIP (TRIP-Hliakau).


    He leads a program to the terrible
end, ie the program simply stops
work and dumped in front of his
death may have time to run yet
a whole horde of various glitches in the class
harmless.


  3. TRIP suicidal.


    This bug has varieties.
This is the worst glitch in the discharge of glitches
as such. The work of Gluck
is the destruction of data
located on a floppy disk has
tend to occur at the most inopportune
moment (this is true for the entire discharge
glitches). Gluck runs the disk
drive and starts zaglyuchivat drive.
Especially scary if he started
zero-track format. Rescue disk
depends entirely on your reaction to
quickly and precisely calculated movement
drive to open the lock, and quickly pull
disk onto itself. While his other hand to
try to press "reset".
After several attempts at training you
learn how to perfectly defend against this
kind of glitches.


  4. TRIP devil.


    The existence of Gluck go
Numerous rumors and legends. Although
expert group has been brought
deal with this type of Gluck (and thank
God). Ideally, this bug goes into
software NE. Software leads to
physical destruction of various
sostavlayuschih of your computer.

    There are rumors about one of our USER'e
City, who told me that when he
played in the Elite laser Targon Breaks
kinescope singed his hair and left
mark on the opposite wall, after
this CPU burned blue (possibly
green) flame. He is not thinking long
splashed on him standing next to tea from
capacity, which resulted in complete failure
companies fail.

    Well here we have considered four main
Class glitches. Now I'll tell you about
GLYUKOSTROENNI.

    After reading this article you
certainly wanted to create some sort of
glitch. I will tell you how to create a glitch in
home!

    To construct Gluck you
necessarily need a disk doctor
(Any configuration). The process of creating
is zapuskanii doctors and loaded into
him of any file. Next in the file we
randomly change the code. Than
more codes you change the more
glitch. Next you need to run
glyukoinfitsirovanny file and you own
eyes to see his work. If
you are at the first attempt failed to make
bad bug, then you certainly have
talent glyukostroenii! Creature bug
is your property and you can
to do with it all you want, that's just
copy it to someone without warning
not recommended.

    If you do everything else and still
have knowledge in assembly language, then
Then you can write naikruteyshie
glitches, so for example there is a "firm"
THD is called, so they write glitches
that cause the performance of other
bolle complex bugs and is still widely
used to polish glyukofitsirovaniya
program. Here's an example on glyukirovaniya
SPECCY. We "hope" that this information
enables you to seriously Activities
glyukostroeniem. Here are just glyukostroenie
has a slight disadvantage,
most cases you will not take
glyukavye diskettes, as many USER'y
far from true art. Just do not
think that we are fans
glyukirovaniya, we only develop
theory.

    Come to an end of an introductory course in
glyukirovaniya theory, we now consider
An Introduction to the Theory of
Undocumented EFFECTS. Should
note that we are for your experimentation with
computer or what responsibility does not
ACCEPT!


  What is an undocumented effect?


    In principle, the NE is the same glitch
Only in the hierarchy of hazard it is on
order of magnitude higher Gluck. Most harmful glitch
maksium as you format the disk or
zaporet program, but you are satisfied with the NE
sweet life.

  There are three reasons for NE.

               1> meaningful implementation of NE

               2> accidental introduction of NE

               3> mystical introduction NE


    Meaningful implementation of NE occurs
evil intent, some reasonable
beings. For example: you are very jealous
that your friend (or girlfriend) is IBM,
but you still picks on SPECCY, you
put on woolen socks and go to
other. In it you will defiantly
walks on the carpet, then at any
pretext reveals IBM and touch his hand
CPU on the motherboard. Crackle of static and
processor is ready! Then you can ominously
laugh (he laughs best who laughs
last). There is also a reliable bolle
way to implement the NE, instead of wool
socks, we take the power cord with plug (220 volts)
and always with bare contacts. Y
another you on the pretext of preventing
reveals IBM, and sticking the cord into 220 volt
start poking them in charge until
occurrence of spark razyadov and post
black smoke from under the chip ...

    Sluyuaynoe introduction of the NE, there is no
malice, as there may be
unreasonable or do not understand it
does. For example: Imagine that you
only-that Santa Claus brought a gift
brand new PENTIUM. At night, when all
asleep, your favorite dog decided to go
to the wind. And not finding a suitable bolle
places sprinkled PENTIUM. In the morning you
waking up with the perfect mood
power supply unit without noticing
cautionary ominous stench emanating
from the power supply. This is followed by a crash and
power supply safely and without suffering
ends.

    Another example: your best friend bought
your birthday other than pliers
and since he knew nothing about
computers, put them on the board of the opened
PENTAGONa 128. Subwords feast you're going to
my room, and suspecting nothing
turn on your system ... After that your
necessary buddy will give you in court
for what you do with sadistic relish
pulled out his new teeth with pliers.

    Mystical introduction of NE occurs
thus: the computer is running itself and
Working ... But suddenly, one fine
day it something dies. Special
explain this in several ways:

    1> phase of the moon

    2> chip live tired, and she

       committed suicide

    3> impact on the computer of evil spirits

    4> at the factory some evil spirit has forgotten

       solder diode (about VG93)

    If the PSU was burned, and the fuse
remained intact, there is a simple
explanation: the power supply felt something
threat and nobly sacrificed himself
saving in order to fuse nimenuemoy
death.


    Hopefully, we uncovered little
problem glyukirovaniya and NE. On this
a sad note we say goodbye to you. AND
by the way! SHOULD NOT ALL WRITING
Taken seriously!


    If you want to develop their own
theory, please! Write an article!


    For cognitive advised
watch a movie on the glitch on the IBM "Ghost in the
Computers.

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