Think #25 31 января 1999

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Zero-Three - A humorous story.

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            Andrew Smiryagin


               ZERO-THREE

          (Family Karmanovs)



Pockets dials zero to three:
- "Fast", "fast" Come soon,

  we have an accident.
- It's not "fast". - Lay the tube.
Gaining a second time:
- "Fast", "fast" Come soon,

  we have an accident.
- It's not "fast". - Lay the tube.
Gaining the third time:
- "Fast", "fast" Come soon,

  we have an accident.
- How many times can I repeat! This is not

  "Fast".
- But this is a "zero-three"?
- "Zero to three."
- What do you discourage your copper, say,

  that you are not "fast"?
- We are not "fast", we - "soon."
- Well, thank God, finally got through.

  My wife fell and hit his head on

  pipe. Come soon.
- And struck?
- Oh, very. From the hole and whips and

  lashes!
- How many years your wife?
- Well, what does it matter now?
- The faster you respond to all fifty

  questionnaire, the faster we get.
- How should I know how old she is, she

  did say.
- A ca.
- Well, kind of about thirty - forty.
- Children are?
- No. Some assholes.
- Previously, it blows to the head happened?
- Yes. Yesterday she told me about the head chopping

  board split.
- I'm asking about the woman's head.
- Ah! Well, you know, I am also not an angel, but in the village
  glacial event I am absolutely innocent.
- Drink?
- No, no like.
- Yes. Case sereznyy.V her family who still
  suffered a head?
- Yes, almost vse.No blow on the tube - is staring
  curves. Oops! Ehayte faster, I'm up to soup
  kolotki lacking.
- You that, too, have hit on the pipe?
- No, why do you ask?
- Does your wife may not be so much blood
  form so that you get to the ankles.
- So she's not a hit.
- Who else?
- The neighbors below.
- They also have problems with your head?
- Any other, but they are long overdue.

  Not neighbors, and a lunatic asylum.
- Neighbors have called an ambulance?
- Not yet, she will need them later when

  they return from the theater.
- They that are already in great anatomical from
  transported?
- No, not only in a small academic.

  Imagine their faces. They come in a quartz
  Tyre, and from the ceiling drips. How awful for you!
- Yes! Blood on the ceiling - it's impressive.
- What does the blood? Water! They, Naver
  Noe, already on the wall flows.
- What is flowing? Speak clearly.
- Water is flowing.
- What kind of water?
- I say, my wife fell and hit

  head on the tap of trubu.Trubu
  vomiting, and we are now flooded.
- What about your wife?
- What is your wife?
- Yours!
- You do not have it.
- Have already died?
- No, she ran as a mechanic.
- No more questions. Send a car.

  Wait.
- Soon?
- Hurry, hurry. Mental! ..


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