Think #25 31 января 1999

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Jokes - Humor.

               JOKES



    Vovochka in class looking out the window and asks Mary Ivan 
riddle: - MI out on the street are two women. One


  ice cream bites, and the second it sucks.

  What do you think which one is married?
- Confused. "I think that sucks"
- No MI. Married to the one in which the ring

  finger. But the course of your thoughts I like
  Xia.

                *

   The wife asks her husband on the eve of the New
Year:
- Expensive, last year we gave my

  Mama chair, and he gave it?
- Carry out the electricity to it ...


   He thinks in-law, when the wife's mother attacked
Tiger? - "Well, really, if attacked, let him and
gets out. "


                *


   - Did you hear him bad luck?

   - Why?

   - To him had left my wife ...


                *


   There are two Jews.
- Where are you running?
- I am afraid that Mr Abramovich spends the night with my own
  Noah.
- So after all day in the yard.
- Oh you do not know Roman Abramovich, he may

  day night.


                *
 With love from first sight is a great tool - look at the 
second time. 


                *

 - Doctor, what should I do to avoid pregnancy
   Menetou?
 - Say no.


                *

 Retired from a pharmacy wrote a complaint on the quality of 
condoms: 

  "Not only do they break, so they are still
and bent! "


                *


  Announcement of the provincial hotel:

  "This is then the window does not throw, and then
geese to put down! "

                *

  The teacher asks Vovochka:

  - Where were you yesterday was?

  - With my Dad drove the cow to bull.

  - And that, my father himself could not?

  - Could be, but the bull is better ...


                *


   Suitable Vovochka to Masha:
- Maria, I want you as a woman used
  vat.
- Vovochka! What are vulgar in your thoughts!
- It's you - corny, but I have - a ball into

  ladies toilet sunset ...


                *


   Gypsy teaches his young offspring:
- Remember my son how to put

  Panties, where yellow-front, and where the brown
  nevoe-ass.