Think #11 06 июня 1998

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Baubles - kids say.

                 Fenichka



Lena visited the zoo. Returning tells his grandmother:
- You know, animals are bloodthirsty and travozhadnye.


Olga asks his older brother to go with her for a walk. He does 
not want. - Yes, I can not walk! - Deny it.

- Do you get dressed and my dress and show how
do not know how.


At dinner my grandfather tried first one mess, then another. 
Alain: - Grandpa eats cereal in the two series.


- Alena, why did not you answer?
- Roth tired!


Mom told me that once a child,
Returning from school, scared afraid of the Light, taking great 
shepherd of the wolf. Light passes this story to other children:

- When my mom was little, was once
from school and sees: he sits on the road wolf
Made from a dog.


Sasha saw a picture of Baba-Yaga, flying
on a broom:
- And that she had a broom motor?


Nick saw a flock of goats in front of which
important paced goat:
- Mom, Mom, look what a teacher funny goats, a beard!


Victor considers the figures to the tales:
- Mom, this mouse?
- Mouse.
- The one tail brushed the egg?
- Yes.
- Naughty Mouse ... I do not like this
mouse.


Grandma tells Glory:
- Jumped Little Red Riding Hood and the grandmother of
killed by a wolf and let's dance!
- No, grandmother, first radio included!


- Val, why did you pour tea, because it is still
not simmered.
- Mom, I'm kettle whispering that he had already
boil.


Renat planted with his father onions. Returned, said:
- Mom, Dad we bow in the land hid.


Going to bed Valya says:
- Right now I go to sleep! You're waking me, but I will not 
razbuzhdatsya! 


Renat eating radishes and carefully examines it:
- Mom, you said that the radish is
Vitamins?
- Yes.
- And why are they all hid?


Tanya plays with a doll - do exercises:
- And now shaken bones (wrists).

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