Energy #04 03 мая 1997

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joke - 3 jokes. Smeshilki - horror (4).

                 JOKES



     This section, we had a little cut due to a chronic lack of 
memory. 



   Runs as a Petka headquarters:

   - Vasily Ivanovich, I kolobok killed!

   Chapaev surprise asks him:

   - What do you mean, what kolobok something ?????

   Petya to him and says:

   - I am going on a horse, I see the bun rolls.
Well I had a sword and cut in half.

   Vasily Ivanovich thought and said:

   - You're a fool, Petya, is there Kotovsky
trench digging!


                * * * * *


   The doctor says a patient recovering from
anesthesia:

   - The operation you have had good, but
in front of it you have behaved is simply impossible:
escaped, screaming. Yes, and your neighbor
bed is not better!

   - You bet! After all, we have sent to the clinic
window washing ...


                * * * * *


   Evening. One gentleman was sitting in his
living room, reading the evening paper and drinking
coffee. Past him into the bedroom of his wife held for the 
second gentleman ... 

  Morning. Gentleman sitting in the living room
the same location, reads the morning newspaper and
drinking coffee. By him, from the bedroom of his wife, their 
second gentleman and says: 

  - You know, sir, today is your wife was
somehow especially cool!

  - Yes it is and when life was not particularly
hot.



            SMESHILKI-Scary

        A series of "Not Another Teen Comedy"



    A man with a hangover to match dyhnul:

    And the explosion and the fire flashed.

    A man with a shovel from the walls soskrebut ...

    The city thought: "Scientists go."


                * * * * *


     Minefield, made the passage.

     Our captain again comes first.

     Secrete two red flazhochka engineers:

     "No, he never will be major!


                * * * * *


      Mishan boy found mine.

      Took it in the bag, the bus stopped.

      People at the boy glanced sideways ...

      Next went to only the wheels.


                * * * * *


          And we sat with a darling,

          Embraced passionately:

          I have a broken leg,

          He dislocated his shoulder to me!



                    Text typed FLYER / LGN