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Think #03
23 августа 1997 |
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Jokes - 6 jokes.
JOKES
"Crocodile" - "Smiles of different latitudes"
Aspiring singer - Professor:
- How do you feel good at something
my voice?
- Of course, what a strange question! When
a fire or a shipwreck it is invaluable!
- Monsieur the captain, let me report: our
squad again drunk!
- How do you know?
- Again he shaves the mirror.
Phone call.
- Lucien home?
- No. And that he convey?
- Give him three hundred francs, which
I had worked.
- Have you heard? - Asked the Australian
his friend. - Our neighbor broke his head!
- How did this happen?
- He bought a new boomerang, and old threw it away.
In the market the buyer asks:
- How much is this cat?
- A hundred francs.
- But yesterday, you asked for it was only twenty.
- Today, she ate the parrot!
Director of the airline captain pronounces:
- I would like you to continue to choose
words when referring to the passengers.
- What happened?
- The other day, coming in to land, you said
passengers into the microphone: "Before we landed, I would like
to take this opportunity to say goodbye to everyone!"
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