Think #03 23 августа 1997

Юмор

Jokes - 6 jokes.

                JOKES



     "Crocodile" - "Smiles of different latitudes"



  Aspiring singer - Professor:

  - How do you feel good at something
my voice?

  - Of course, what a strange question! When
a fire or a shipwreck it is invaluable!



  - Monsieur the captain, let me report: our
squad again drunk!

  - How do you know?

  - Again he shaves the mirror.



  Phone call.

  - Lucien home?

  - No. And that he convey?

  - Give him three hundred francs, which
I had worked.



  - Have you heard? - Asked the Australian
his friend. - Our neighbor broke his head!

  - How did this happen?

  - He bought a new boomerang, and old threw it away.



  In the market the buyer asks:

  - How much is this cat?

  - A hundred francs.

  - But yesterday, you asked for it was only twenty.

  - Today, she ate the parrot!

 Director of the airline captain pronounces:

  - I would like you to continue to choose
words when referring to the passengers.

  - What happened?

  - The other day, coming in to land, you said
passengers into the microphone: "Before we landed, I would like 
to take this opportunity to say goodbye to everyone!" 



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