ZX-News #06 29 сентября 1996

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Laugh a - The story "Harmful problem."

               Laughter a



            BAD PROBLEM.


 Programmer Eric Bits set to your
reliable computer operating system
Windows'95. Run it, he waited 23
minutes until it loads and then another
twice as long until the launch MS
Word. To open a file the OS spent seven
minutes, then hung. How many
time worked with a programmer Bits
robust Windows'95?

 Honored hacker RF Stepan Lomov wrote
one insidious virus in an hour and runs them into a network 
sysop Powerpuff. After a the network will rise, if you know 
that it Critical limit - 13 virus and that the hacker Stepan 
Lomov makes a break for 15 minutes every three hours to drink a 
bottle beer? How much of that time, the hacker Stepan

Scrap drink cans of beer?

 Sysop steep and programmer Eric Bits
argued, who can quickly print a cookbook secretary Ira. Printer
sysop Powerpuff issue with 10 pages per minute and has a tray 
for 50 pages and the printer prints a programmer Eric 12 pages 
per minute, but the tray it has only 24 pages. Who among them 
will win, if we know that the secretary Ira brought them enough 
paper and that the dressing tray takes 2 minutes?


 Secretary, Ira decided to congratulate their
grandmother deserved the secretary of the USSR, with
73-th anniversary and send her a colorful e-mail. By regular 
mail a letter comes to my grandmother for 24 hours, and by 
e-mail attending a half times longer. After a

time an email gets to her grandmother and discovers that she is 
not at all computer?


 Hacker Stepan Lomov sent sysop Powerpuff
e-mail where he wrote that dislikes sisopov. Simultaneously, 
sysop Steep, too, sent a letter to Stepan

e-mail, which also dirty curse. Through
what time their messages will face if
the distance between their computers - 20 km
and average speed of writing e-mail is
average speed of a pedestrian, that is 5 miles per hour?

 Sysop wrote Powerpuff election program in the language BASIC 
and began its debug. Correcting one mistake he made Three new. 
After some time, the program rugnetsya: "1982 Sinclair Research 
ltd."? 

 Ira secretary is very much afraid of the radiation
from the monitor. Protective shield reduces its
2 times. How much shielding would have to determine for 
themselves if Ira decided that reducing the emission factor of 
32? 

 On the drive had 2 bad block. After
Masha threw a floppy disk into the soup and gave her to lick 
the hamster Kolka, bad blocks was 5 times more. How much will 
search for floppy disk with important files, Dad, until the 
guess that the hamster Kolka not limited to licking floppy? 

 Cashier fig successfully completed a computer course and has 
started to pay for binary system: "This has given, and this -

not given. "How many people will pay, if all of their 666?

 Sysop Powerpuff merge took 13 computers in the network. A 
connection a pair of computers he takes 2 screws and

4 nail. How many screws and nails
need sysop steep and what protocols it supports the network?

 Fedor Petrovich Buzurnyuk purchased for
its new computer operating
system on 118 diskettes, office suite on
79 floppy disks, and communication programs
occupying 53 floppy disks. Arriving home, he
began to install them, spending
each disk for one minute. How many
time he spent, if we consider that
because of failures in the installation had to reinstall the 
system 11 times? 

 Vasya 21 buddy wrote the program for
BASIC, 15 - Pascal, 4 - to C, and
One boy in Russian. How many
Friends Vasya?

 At a general meeting sisopov safety nets 35 of them shouted 
that the computers have corroded, 28 - that we should leave 
everything as is, but you are no one giving, while 15 offered 
to fill mug hacker Stepan Lomov. How sisopov came to the 
meeting and that they, at the end all, that?


 On a typical CD-ROM Panasonic can shove 4 CDs. And in the 
CD-ROM Sony, if you use a screwdriver and a hammer,

you can shove on 2 CDs anymore.
What tools to use,
to stuff CD-ROM Panasonic CD-ROM in
Sony?

 Sysop Powerpuff arrived at work at 9 am and
then, fearing that someone gets into a
computer network, change your password every 10 minutes. How 
many times had changed Password sysop cool if it is known that

Hacker Stepan Lomov hung network in 12 hours and 20 minutes?


        Each year, iS-DOS to change -

        Only time will not waste.

        Buying our farm

        Semyupyatuyu MagOS.


                            Jack Noonan

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P.S. All matching names and events as random. (Editorial)

P.P.S. iS-Dos - a great system. From other ...

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