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ZX-News #15
19 ноября 1996 |
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Humor - Fidoshny humor - funny 3.
Humor
Prepared for publication in ZxNews
Ilya Fomin
SELECT FIDOSHNY HUMOR.
Continued (see the beginning of N14).
(Before you read to drink a beer ...)
FUN N3
Managers' attention MONASTERY,
PARISHES AND CHURCHES!
Help in the works for your grave
automation of administration
Religious Needs you will
Computer "lord"!
■ Catholic assembly
■ direct access to Christ's bosom
■ turbokirillitsa
■ in the post - powered by batteries
■ preserve the secrecy of confession with
output on a wide printer
■ Life of Christ, version 3.30
■ Operational porch, expandable
8 KiloNischih
Basic configuration:
■ censer and sokadilo, 12 Megahertz
■ altar superVGA
■ two-slit type mug "on
restoration of the temple "
■ non-removable hard cross
■ round printer for Easter eggs
PRICES LOWER THAN IN THE WORLD!
Our faith - your money!
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