ZX-News #15 19 ноября 1996

Юмор

Humor - Fidoshny humor - funny 3.

                   Humor



     Prepared for publication in ZxNews

                Ilya Fomin



         SELECT FIDOSHNY HUMOR.

     Continued (see the beginning of N14).


        (Before you read to drink a beer ...)



                FUN N3


    Managers' attention MONASTERY,

            PARISHES AND CHURCHES!


     Help in the works for your grave

        automation of administration

    Religious Needs you will

           Computer "lord"!


   ■ Catholic assembly

   ■ direct access to Christ's bosom

   ■ turbokirillitsa

   ■ in the post - powered by batteries

   ■ preserve the secrecy of confession with

     output on a wide printer

   ■ Life of Christ, version 3.30

   ■ Operational porch, expandable

     8 KiloNischih


          Basic configuration:


   ■ censer and sokadilo, 12 Megahertz

   ■ altar superVGA

   ■ two-slit type mug "on

     restoration of the temple "

   ■ non-removable hard cross

   ■ round printer for Easter eggs


          PRICES LOWER THAN IN THE WORLD!

         Our faith - your money!


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