ZX-News #13 05 ноября 1996

Юмор

Humor - Myselki 1 & 2 (good advice).

                   Humor



             (C) Serg Kuzmin



                 Myselki.

            (Tips)


    Never provoke "kennel" for
talk about his pet. Only two -
three phrases like: "Oh what is your dog!";
"What you have it ...". Then you have
completely lose control of the conversation. First you learn 
about this dog everything. Up to what she was chair

third of January last year.


  And then you will be a surprise. You can find out (subject to 
the same detail) all about life cats, goldfish, crows, parrots,

penguins, bears, pythons, etc., and
etc.


  And not necessarily the presence of
All of these creatures in your contact. Just all have friends, 
relatives and acquaintances ... 


  In no case, do not interrupt the speaker. Since I lost 
control of the situation, then listen, and any attempt to 
translate the conversation can prevesti to unpredictable 
consequences. Your phrase: like: "I collect stamps ...", at best

If left unnoticed. At worst, you
uslyshete - "And I have - a computer ..."


  P.S. All the above is true for any
combinations of topics. Just a dog and computer topics most 
capacious, and the conversation (Read - a monologue) can take 
an unlimited period of time. 


  P.P.S. The best way to stop any
conversation - a conversation about the dentist (with details).


  P.P.P.S. There are people who have never had a toothache ...



              Myselki 2.


  Everybody knows the old bearded
anecdote:


  TV technician guy calls and says that
the TV sound was gone. The wizard asks how it happened. A guy 
says: 


  - I was sitting, then watch telly. In the ear
stud pick. Suddenly, bang - the sound is gone.


  Master in response recommends wiping
nazhdachkoy eyes, they say, if and image
lost.


  So, to me only recently reached
meaning of this anecdote. You think I'm stupid?
Ha-ha-ha! Themselves like that! You have something to laugh? 
Over the fact that man himself "perponnuyu barabanku "dig up, 
or how deftly the master answer? FIGS you all! The meaning here 
is much deeper and funnier. 


  Master convinced the client that he
deaf!


      ON T-E-L-E-F-G-H-U !!!!!!!!!!


              So that's that ...


  P.S. Dear nick, referring to a specialist, think ....



  From the Editor: Fun, and only. And then
there still will be when the next number in
ZxNews will further new feature Selective fidoshny humor or 
gorbuhi from Fomina!



        __________________________