Aspect #02 28 декабря 1997

Toasts - 5 toast to the holiday.

 Thus, all celebrate the New Year, and this
means champagne, wine, and of course,
toast.


        "Toast! Daragoy, tebe isklyuchitelno povizlo!

 I would like to offer you some
toast, which you can show off in
friends.


                 -= 1 =
 On one side of the river is a brave, but on
another girl. So let us drink to
perspective!


                 -= 2 =
 Two roses were in the wilderness, and suffered greatly
of thirst. Finally they came to the brook, and
asked him for water. Brook said to them:
 - That one of you that give me gets
the right to drink from me.
 One Rose refused, and soon withered away. A
the second yielded a stream, was swimming in it
waters, sing, and soon flourished.
 So let us drink to those who drink, gives and
blooms!


                 -= 3 =
 They say: "Every drunk a glass, a new
a nail driven into our coffin. "So let's
to drink, so that the coffin does not fall apart!


                 -= 4 =
 Caught the wolf man, and he wanted to eat it.
A man prayed:
 - Wolf! Do not eat me! I do anything for
you do!
 - Well, - said the wolf - now let's go
on the road, and if you make three wishes
the first comer, I'll let you go.
 They went on the road and met a villager.
Wolf woman quickly explained the situation.
She, blushing said:
 - Man, I want to ...
 A man, joyfully pulled pants, and carried
request. Then, Wolf said:
 - What was your second wish?
 - Man, but I still want to ...
 A man, with difficulty, fulfilled her wish.
 - Well, what will your third wish?
 - Man, but I still want to ...
 Then the man knelt in front of Wolf,
and said:
 - Eat me!
 So let us drink to those who do not eat wolves!


                 -= 5 =

     This ancient Eastern parable ...
 One was the Sultan's harem. And in the
harem he had the most beautiful and
beautiful women in the world. But many
envied by the Sultan, and tried to kidnap
his harem, or go to the sultan's war.
The governor did not like it - because
because he suffered from it ruled. Then he
called the court magician, and ordered
prrvratit all his wives in a pearl, and
then picked up and scattered these pearls of
across the earth ...
 So let's drink to those gems that have fallen
today to nashmu table!


 Oh, and lastly, I'll tell you a few
Rules for the Treatment of wines, as ve
says:


   "Toast BEZ wine, is like a wedding night BEZ nevesty!


                 -= 1 =
 The most important rule: the red meat
podyaetsya red wine, and the white - white.
If, for example, to put a kebab
white wine connoisseurs consider it
uncultured on your part.


                 -= 2 =
 Remember: White wine and brandy podayutsya
room temperature, and red wine
slightly cooled (to 8-12 degrees).


                 -= 3 =
 Never drink on an empty stomach -
quickly fall off!


                 -= 4 =
 If someone from your company has already taken
superfluous, and "disconnected", it is enough
just bring in a sense. To do this,
intensively rubbing ears that provide inflow
blood to the brain. A couple of minutes a person
awake. That would be enough to,
For example, to know his address ...


                 -= 5 =
 After the party drink of tea or coffee with
lemon - it will help to sober up. Also
useful to do it before drinking.



      Well, that's all. We wish you a pleasure to meet holiday!