Polesse #01
14 января 1999 |
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Scribble brain - Poslerybe - dismantling the spheres of human activity. One day at school.
Karakul BRAIN LITERARY AND ARTISTIC CONSTRUCTION MEZHLOKALNAYA SMUGGLING (C) KORPORATSIYA "Desert Time" Morning, thank God ... On a thin body heal chakras AG Devy 1996, summer, red-hot dacha outside Moscow, weeping "Narzan" from the refrigerator, tan Armageddon ... Now that the event-streams are already taken shape, the best position - not flicker, do not interfere, but only to slide on This upward flow of slightly moving the outskirts of plumage. And think about the literature the age of Aquarius. Will it? And what? POSLERYBE DISASSEMBLY SPHERES human activity Over billions of years before the end of summer ... Dialogues: -I have not offended you? -It depends on what you mean by "I" Lesson nonsense: Here are the distant stars - to me there ... Space is a waste of time What am I doing? Form. External mind gone mad ... You see a girl? She goes into the past. Yes, so here. What lesson can come up with the beyond himself people play? Settling time uninhabited. Creating the next world. Do not just get into this, to stay there forever. Write p and e p. Just to shine the reality is not eclipsed by your mind! Dialogues: -Abandon hope, everyone! -Yeah, right now ... Moscow-96 (New Bum) I'm moving to the north-odor ... "At the edge Locomotives" fiction Hey, doll, stuffed! ... World - a myth! What is history? Slaughtering enthusiasts. Wallpapers with ears Strangled phallus Sadist twist About B & W AND A & E - HOW capital punishment abolished. Running the ball. What a huge Death ... Facts and Events: In 1996, the level of degeneration in Moscow did not exceed natural background. A three-storey trekot Monkey corpse Dialogues: All-boy. You tube! -Good. Once you show - to blow, what buttons to push. Still thinking So, "Mezhlokalnaya smuggling" - it's just your site meeting. Fountain in the center of evil. Because the rest of the literature is not a fountain ... Broken off. NO way out of this. ALMOST ... Thus, when a curious take in hand the text, Each of them is reading his book - such specificity supermanhood. HELLO, VARIETY! History: Rainfall guknul outside. In a plate cooled aromatic transparent hole by svezhesdennogo donut. He looked at his watch, turned off the neurolinguistic trepanarium, turned out the light and so it sat in meditation for life. "VODKA need to drink quietly. Pensive smile." ("Karma Yoga", page 28) Palm slightly turns into a glass C O U C H E V E T A Dialogues: -Take yourself in hand and gently put it on yourself. -Thank you very human please. Text naglyuchil MONARCH. One Shout DAY AT SCHOOL (C) THINKER Ugly sun was peeking out from behind an even more nefarious imaginary line. Rodstvenichki already woken up and some even managed to escape to work. A hasty breakfast knows what I dressed and taking a diplomat with the nuclear button (the textbook of chemistry and Physics), went into a branch of hell. Smaller gates to hell have already been opened. The easy nausea, I realized that I have already teleported and I'm no longer on Earth. For what, to get out of hell today, I had to go through nine trials. FIRST TEST: LOCKER ROOM It is something to keep their coats in the a special room. All the complexity is that the design of this room have done as little as possible, and there fastened hooks specifically for hanging condemned. No words can convey what is happening in the locker room. This ordinance does a huge number of people who are in unison at the same time trying to hang their jackets, coats, coats, suits, detachable leather, etc. put in place. Yet-to, because if they do not succeed, then they grab a terrible disbud monster head teacher, who has five minutes after call will find their power and made his raid on the torture chambers and zaneset to your list of those who could not pass the first test ... TEST TWO: LESSON OF CHEMISTRY As you know, hell is always hot, always goes burning chegolibo. Here and useful knowledge of chemistry. The whole lesson is doomed to a horrible intimidation hellfire (for some reason, blue). Then, when everything is already lost hope of ever get out of here, the teacher begins with a smug kind of give some substance is strikingly reminiscent of blood. Once several people have already lying in a swoon, the teacher said that we only need something to drain some fluid in one tube. From it have to go gas, according to her, it is not dangerous, but we all (almost) yet in his mind. As slowly as possible, we take into the hands of the tube, Some brave souls are trying to ask questions, something to pull day of reckoning, but the end seems inevitable. And here it is, salvation - call from the lesson. His eyes sparkle with the teacher violently, but she did not able to do anything about it, its time is over and we all shouting "aliluyya" fall out of the cabinet in the hope that never come back here no more. TEST TWO: LESSON OF GEOMETRY The entire "lesson" (torture) is in a state of extreme tension. If you think you can remember all these devilish characters then you are deeply mistaken. All kinds of formula - a kind of a kind of hypnosis, so the head starts to buzz immediately, though, as soon as you enter the room. However, that hypnosis can induce and side effects, such as strabismus (cos), hyperopia (sin), myopia (tan), as well as all sorts of insanity reason (everything else). When memorizing a formula in the brain formed a special twist, but not in All these twists disappear. For example, the teacher remained in our turbulence since the reduction formula memorization of multiplication. But today she could not do us significant harm and We left on call almost happy. TEST THREE: LESSON OF RUSSIAN LANGUAGE Apparently the teacher of Russian language (in our school) would take after the death of the devil's place. She mastered all the arts Hell: the freezing of the student during the response (the man is, as pole and loses his voice), transfixion doomed look (after Freeze student, she stabs him defrosting glance and a poor student begins to understand all the hopelessness and insignificance of his position), deceleration time (by the remark of some people, the lesson of the Russian language last more than forty minutes and the teacher has time for a lesson to make as much mischief as will not make an ordinary servant of hell for a whole day), the stifling art painting (after a student sees in his diary of this painting devils, he begins to feel dizziness, nausea, and some even lose consciousness). Today, she prepared for us a terrible test - dictation. This devilish torture has the following properties: hypnotization (students, spellbound, begin to write all the words of the teacher), annihilation (after dictation, many students are lost without a trace), and and much more. After a terribly long period of time, Finally, the bell rang and we went out with a sigh of relief from this terrible place. TEST FOUR: HISTORY LESSON In order to intimidate the doomed even more, they are stuffed history of Satanism, but the magic of the book on this Science is probably made when still on planet Earth, wandering our ancestors monkeys. Apparently our "teacher" in history the past was the inquisitor, and feels gusts to burn someone. In our age (age of progress, "not necessarily to burn someone at a fire, you can use a microwave). The lesson all watched in horror as he turned the whole lesson in the hands of lighter than when all the events of this master of black magic tells with such precision that it seems as if he was involved in all this (and you doubted it?). But today he looked tired (probably affected by years) and will not cause much harm, dismissed. Continued in the next issue ...
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