RIP #07 24 января 1998

Opinion - A dangerous disease of the new means of communication.

 Ars> In regard to connecting to our network ehokonferentsiyam, 
and not only because - in life come in handy:), users will be

interesting to see some unique features,
They are characterized. This information does not bear any 
personal directional and can be recommended as a methodological

material in appropriate situations.
 Quote and an idea - my, all the following text by Random / CC.


                                    ... I gait

                                                     (I. 
Sukachev) 

 Dangerous Illness of new means of communication or Keep The 
Flame Down.  -------------------------------------------------- 
---------  Fleymonanizm:

 contagious disease, transmitted by almost all
computer networks (including the Internet, fido, Relcom, 
amiganet and like and excluding the intranet (the data are 
accurate at the 22nd January 1998 years). A person infected 
with this disease differs increased irritability and always 
feels strange desire to get rid of all your friends (if any)

and create more enemies themselves. The main problem with this
man - he is not aware of this desire, it works in his
subconscious. The further the patient's behavior in the bulk
such cases is predictable ...

 Due to the rampant prevalence of this disease and
the current threat of mass infection, we simply must
tell you the main features that enable you to
accurately identify fleymonanista (s) and
minimize the harm caused by him / them. So we decided
provide you with tips to help you avoid getting
or, in extreme cases, to reduce its likelihood.

 As usual, all information is provided "AS IS", others
According to the author is not liable for damage
moral / material damage.

 If you have access to almost any information network
then you have a very good chance encounter fleymonanistami.
Whether it's e-mail, echo-conference, internet relay chat
(IRC) or even an ordinary WWW - everywhere there are members of 
the fleymonanistov. Their actions are decentralized - the 
majority of patients are ill themselves, not engaging in any 
union. Anyway, very useful to get acquainted with such people

(Of course being careful as it is quite
serious illness that can lead to:

 * Loss of material (and other) values;
 * Physical (and other) damage;
 * Changes in the infrastructure of contacts (in other words,

   there is a danger of loss of friends / enemies in a 
particularly nazhivaniya 

   large scale)

 Despite the danger of such examination, all the same
it makes sense to observe (and perhaps even talk to)
"Real" fleymonanistom. First of all, so you can
finally realize the "real" danger of this
disease. Secondly, it is very likely that you will get a lot of
pleasure from this observation - the patient is not aware of 
their disease, which in itself is very funny. Communicating 
with the man, in the worst case cause you a sad smile, and in

at best - a healthy and rewarding laughter. So, let's get 
together with you Find your personal fleymonanista ...


 Identification:

 Item 1. Opinion fleymonanista always opposed the view of his
interlocutor. only false fleymonanisty agree with some
utterances opponent - a real piano just onanist
ignores the idea that more or less comprehensible to him. All
conversation in which participates fleymonanist reduced to 
skirmish, which, basically, does not carry any useful 
information. 

 Item 2. Fleymonanist is (one might even say excessively)
irritable. This is manifested by the presence of calls to
totally unimportant and irrelevant topics, such as assault
a person with improperly configured software, mockery
"Newbies" silly vindictiveness, and so on. Usually this
due to lack of more or less active discussion of some
simple question. On highly technical issues / themes reasonable
fleymonanist usually do not flame - too great an opportunity
falling into the so-called "mill" when it is even a common
man enters into a conversation, telling a patient that he is 
wrong. After a short period of time (specific to the network / 
environment communication) fleymonanist completely filled, its 
argumeniruya point of view, the phrase "and who are you?", "you 
were not here," "The fool", "lamer you do not dare to argue 
with the elite" and the such senseless comments.


 Item 3. Fleymonanist thinks he's right. In spite of everything.
And he's not going to change his opinion. Here's why
item can be most accurately identify the disease. That
interesting - fleymonanist very rastraivaytes when not
all agree with his opinion, but it does not extradite. Instead 
of He begins to convince all that he is right and no one

another. The case thus comes to outright abuse and
insults, because it's nothing more left to do -
normal arguments in flemonanista was not, and never will be.
He is not needed - he knows better. BUT ... In the process
dispute arises the need to give force to his words - that
Then the discussion turns into an analysis of dirty laundry, 
marketplace abuse, wanton increase in traffic perpetration of 
small injuries and other "necessary measures". One way or

otherwise, fleymonanist his point of view will not change for
definition - no matter that was attacked. So that no completely
steel case totally useless - unless you're afraid
this disease and decided to destroy the morale of his
fleymonanista ...

 Item 4. Especially bright spores are usually on topics to which
no definite answer, for example: "beer half full"
or "beer half empty", or better: "Beer Amber" or
"Light Ice"? especially good for fleymonanista if comparable
objects are quite different - this further increases
interest r-onanist as a definitive answer will be found with
less likely. But if suddenly the conversation comes about an 
object which fleymonanist does not understand at all, or almost 
or sometimes even just "less than some of the sides and

Opposition identified the fleymonanista and wants to laugh 
(although there were instances when the opposition did not know 
that their "colleague" fleymonanist and just trying to prove to 
him that he was wrong) - then and the fun begins. All the 
answers are reduced to fleymonanista absolutely absurd cries in 
which he sometimes fleymonanist begins to doubt (it's the peak 
of the disease - fleymonanist begins its recovery after the 
incident), but it happens not often. Usually fleymonanist 
remains at the opinion and misunderstanding of his companion 
grows into hatred for her interlocutor. That's when it comes 
about, "you're not here stood, "you nichuya not you cut," 
"where you're up to us," and the like reaching the frank 
statements of idiocy. For example the question "enumerable 
periphery for your tires," this fleymonanist if to answer, the 
only way "and you have tires generally do not. "As you can see, 
the answer is steeped mind and acumen.


 Now when we got acquainted with the main features of this
disease, let's find fleymonanistov in your circle of 
communication and minimize their damage. The first is easy 
enough, since fleymonanisty usually "illuminates" one or more

grounds, just look carefully - do not remind you
these signs of real people? If yes, please accept our
Congratulations - you found her first fleymonanista.
Now for your protection against the disease.

 Defense:

 Firstly, in a healthy body and healthy spirit. As these things 
usually works in both directions (and on the health and spirit) 
is our advice to you - save your strength, do not take a sick 
message seriously even if you do they seem to be offensive. 
Even if fleymonanist just swearing at you - ignore it and

remember that he was sick, and fleymonanizm usually incurable.
 Secondly, if you suddenly came under fire and fleymonanistovsky
You are too annoying - remember that you have a chance
stop this flame just simply proving to all that your
"Interlocutor" fleymonanist. When all start to laugh
sick (this is of course evil, but you have no other choice (?)
keep the fire fleymonanist can not - and such a "hot"
Discussion subside by itself.
 Thirdly, there is very poleznyi features basic networking 
software - Ignore, tweets, shield and Blake sheets Kill filters 
and the like. At the end of parsing fleymonanistov recommended

such "convenience", if you feel the danger of infection.
 The fourth - the simplest answer to fleymonanistsky hitting it
good old laugh. Suppose a person tells you, "Computer
My friend is better kompyuntera Sskaner "and you just laugh. 
Hmm. Yes this is so funny - to compare different things, but it 
fleymonanistu unknown, so do not be shy of the "notice" your

laughter.
 Fifth - never (!) Does not enter into a dialogue in which
fleymonanist participates - for the good it will not. In the 
best If it's over the average increase in traffic - in the worst

fly bans and the pros will give the stars and kicks, will be
installed Reed and deopy ONLY.
 The sixth and last - if you got frankly, these patients
people and you do not want them all to see / hear / read - not
hurry to rush to the moderator, sysop, director, operator and
request to expel fleymonanista down - a lot of them, and us
smaller with each passing day. Just disconnect from the grid on 
a time, look around you - do you want to sit and

sadness over what you sick people? Go to friends
drink a beer and just relax. Vanity of vanities, all is vanity 
(c) GO

 That's probably all strategic advice on protection from
fleymonanizm evil disease. In an age of new technologies and
new media dezimformatsii this disease affects all
and everything. all and sundry who do not take precautions. 
Remember, victory will be us - NO piano Masturbation, Normal 
relations YES! 

             Potapov V.V. aka Random specifically for RIP
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