On-Line #33 21 апреля 1996

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Stuck? - Description of the game "Crime Santa Clause".

                 Stuck?


(C) GOOD BOY

             CRIME SANTA CLAUS
            (C) 1996 ETC GROUP
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   Having heard about a magic stick with which one could
to fulfill any desire, a petty thief, without thinking twice,
decided to fuck him. No sooner said than done: first met Father
Frost was deprived of his outfit and probably started a new life
homeless, and our petty thief in a Santa went in search of
he needs a staff.


   The first object hit him on his arm, was itching,
that loud zudila on their way to shop. There, with her help, he 
stunned the guards and stole a pair of scissors. Soon, with 
their help he was able to significantly increase the capacity 
of the bag. 


   Looking into one of the houses in the absence of the owner, 
Santa Claus first thing emptied the contents of the bar, and 
the second thing dragged a crumpled dirty box of trash. The box 
was marked "A set of Cinderella." To accomplish this feat made 
him the memory of his grandmother, who as a child was telling 
him stories. 


   Soon the old tale has become a reality in the form of poor
Cinderella, standing under a lamp with red glass. Good Grandpa
Frost showed compassion for fellow man, and gave the girl
box from the trash. Refusing to propriety of the money he 
probably does not however, grabbed the coin, which bought at 
the store the mask in order to hide his face bluish.



   Having met in its path a frozen lake, he did not repeat
feat Alexander Nevsky, on the contrary, he was afraid to stick 
on the ice and to test a stone thrown at him - the ice broke 
and made the Santa Claus to think about building a bridge.



   Beg the priest's rusty hook, he was found by
sticks made hook and pulled from the water timber. Mindful of 
the frozen the pope, he brought it to a log church, and 
borrowed the Holy Father ax, he cut some firewood. Instead, he 
inherited an old tattered carpet and blunt ax. 


   Axe was soon imprisoned on wind section between two stones, 
and after spending a few pleasant hours with Snow White in the 
absence of the dwarves, he was gone, taking with him a pickaxe. 
Soon he dolbanul it in a strange place and fell into a pit, 
where he lived Kamneed, who gladly ate given him a rock and 
missed the Dead Frost in the mirror, where they were removed 
out of protection against heat and cold. C means of protection 
from the cold Santa Claus with Christmas tree stryas toy that 
gently dropped carefully podstelenny rug. 


   After covering one of the protected trees across the lake, 
he moved to the other side and with an ax for a long time to 
extricate himself from the prickly bushes.



   Giving hermit Christmas toys, he made his way to the temple 
of God Cold, which finally found a coveted staff, but he waited 
bummer - Staff were frozen in a block of ice. It was too late 
to retreat, why Santa Claus was not taken aback, and brought a 
skull found on the altar of God. Heard of the speech, he 
realized that I must communicate with Snowman, and after 
contact with him, he found himself in a cave, where found a 
hammer and will soon furiously razlomav ice, he took possession 
of his staff. Now the whole world lay at his feet. He could do 
anything. 

                       Yuri Vasin (GOOD BOY)
                            187-7594

P.S. This text came to light thanks to OLDMANu that
broke my lovely repolarization request to write this article.