Bugs #02 31 декабря 1999

Sports behind the hill - The Americans and sports.

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(I) KUROV NI'K

                    Americans and Sports
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   Some people believe that Americans - sports fans and they all
involved in sports all my life and with terrible force. 
Generally speaking, Indeed, in Chicago vsevelosipednye dorzhki 
crack from the onslaught thousands of cyclists, tennis courts, 
only the dead of night free from tennis, and runners have long 
been part of the city landscape, much like stray dogs in 
Krasnoyarsk. 


   But generally speaking, it is not in the sport. One of the 
problems which solves an American life is that of longer

save themselves, and as a young man keeps himself young people,
then maintains a fade, and when all - are still trying
then the task is to keep a little longer takes the most direct
of all the senses. And that's when - that (I do not know when, 
and in general this is all my speculation) someone started a 
rumor that the greater the move and less smoking and injecting 
drugs - the dolzhe live out / will stay young. Strictly 
speaking, it is very close to the truth, but, it does not 
matter. The people took the idea with enthusiasm and began to 
run, pedal, swing racket and buy dump trucks calorie grub: 
income to senility, yogurt and ham are marked in the store as a 
"fast free" (Free from fat) products. Maybe fat is fat - I

not tested.


   The fact that many Americans are involved in sports, of 
course, amazing. But it is interesting to look at how they

do. Typical amerikanets saw on the educational channel,
that ass can reduce ran three miles a day buys
book: "Running for Dummies." (18 bucks by the way). In this book
written that run better in the morning and jogging needed: 
sneakers, shorts, T-shirts, a bandage on one knee and a bandage 
on a person and player (Are compulsory). All these attributes 
are dutifully bought - without the player clear pepper, no 
effect, and the front seems to work, with serious and 
sosredotoennym face. And because of all sports. What you need 
Russian child to play hockey? That's right: just stick. If it's 
winter, there is a washer, ice skating is great, but if really 
want, fit a tennis ball, asphalt and four bricks for the gate. 
In the States, so do not do it: without skates, form number 
Bure, full ammo and normal sites nobody in football does not 
play-it is absolutely necessary ingredients. On the bike, yes 
without a special helmet? What a nightmare ... Jogging in 
shorts without the designation "Running"? The horror ... In 
tennis without a special bag for bats?! But what I'll carry 
rackets?! 


   Very interesting in this connection to observe the people who
exotic sports deals. What: see running
down the street with a samurai sword in all samurai garb 
including makeup on the face? And how, without this in Aikido 
nowhere ... and the Crocodile not caught, and do not grow a 
coconut ... 


   In general, sport and healthy living is the case
about the same as all other sensible things: all
understand that it is right that it was good ... And bring the 
idea to absurda.Chto, in the case of a healthy lifestyle, of 
course, is not it poorly may even be just great. I, for 
instance, there to smoke cast - poidiotski feel with a 
cigarette in his mouth among the hordes of joggers and 
bicyclists hurrying home to measure the pulse and pressure.



   But it is unnecessary to think that sports are engaged 
ABOLYUTNO all. Yes, though many Americans are seriously 
thinking about calories in yogurt, which they bought, but here 
for pets here, no one thinks: clue poor dog

that in the dog food that she is given, are contained lethal 
doses cholesterol that artificial bone to gnaw no more than an 
hour in day and it's awfully bad like a pig to sleep for three 
hours after meal. So look out for a walk after their hosts alive

pets. That you, my friend has a dog? Yeah, znait you know
how difficult it is to keep tearing the will Bulls, especially 
when on the street is fresh and wants to sit on a bench quietly 
strengthen sense of cigarette. And here is the opposite - 
climbs so here bochonkoobrazny Bull calmly walk along the path,

and the restless master on a leash at all times pulls, runs 
somewhere - The energy itself!



   I am the way, all trying to become an ardent fan of any
the local team for some reason, but not going to hurt 
poluchaetsya.Esli up 4ikagoBull, Bren (this is my friend from 
Siberia) to decide that I'm under his palms to root for the 
local baseball players need to Super become blunt, 4toby 
understand the meaning of this outrage, which they demonstrate 
tysya4am bolelschikov.Mestnye fans are very fond of ass. 
Accordingly, popular only those sports where dominated ass: 
Here for example, in baseball: Both teams stand and severely 
podrygivayut ass, still kicking (minutes 4-5). Then someone one 
as per-aa-herachit ball, and the second by throwing your ass 
pucker, or banging on his bat (20 per cent of cases) or not 
banging, and show indifference to the ball, pulling ass. Fans 
in any If sataneyut delight. If the ball was hit, all somewhere

second run 2 - 3, and then joyfully podrygivayut ass on
new location. I am certainly no fool, realized that they needed 
more often move, but that's why the "flies" it just hits a ball

Sometimes, I do not understand. And take, for example, American 
football players What a child's dress code - jerks compared to 
the steep the guys from "Star Wars", I think with the advent of 
new fiction generation they would soon have to change and the 
rules of the game, and most importantly form, and then they 
look not as cool as before. Need them somewhere in the 
direction of robots - Transformers move, as every 
self-respecting American peasants. 


   I want to add that the above is absolutely no respect
local teenagers: those comrades prefer to drink beer and
whiff cigarette aside from the general madness, calm
buying habits, which will soon begin to violently
fight in the general chorus, godkov commercials in 25 ...



                                       NI'K (ANA), 2000