Maximum #25 17 ноября 1996

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HIDDEN PART - Farewell RINDEX'a with readers ...

Interview - An Interview with RAINDEX'om.
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                VIDEO.


 (C) RINDEX


   Remember, in the last issue we are talking about the film 
"Russian Godfather," about the struggle of our mafia in 
America, and today it will come up about this fight. 
Apparently, none of their directors and script writer does not 
sleep, our mafia. And the film - is Action, which is called 
"Exchange" (another name of the movie - maximum risk). Starring 
- Jean-Claude Van Damme. 


   There once was an ordinary policeman (who knew?). He lived 
in France. But then one day, his twin brother, whom he

and did not know, died before getting it (like good news to his 
brothers appearance). Not just died, so chase after him ... And 
so it French brother decided to ask her mom, how did it happen?

She told him that two people she had not nursed, and she gave
brother in a Russian family that emigrated to further - to 
America. He goes there to look, someone had killed his brother 
and for what. It turns out his brother was in the Russian 
mafia, and decided to go out and with the surrender of all with 
the giblets. But they look like, because the twins ... And he 
decided to kill (again). 


   In general a good fighter. Unfortunately, the film is not a 
license and the recording quality leaves much to be desired. I 
advise you to look at. 



                INTERVIEWS


 (C)??? (Anonymously)
 (C) RINDEX


   Today we decided to finally hold an interview with former 
editor-MAXIMUM - RINDEX'om. 

In> Actually, almost every interview starts with the question 
of whether how did you get on the Spectrum platform. But since 
there is nothing in the head never at a loss, I ask you this 
question. 

About> How do I? It was a long time, since the year 198 ... 
some, I am now and I do not remember. My friend bought the CD 
and then invited me to check out this miracle. I then thought 
it was a cool machine, but as then found out we were wrong. 
Well, that my head did not come thought buy the CD. Then my 
friends, one after another began to take the Spectrum. When I 
saw the Spectrum in (the first game I saw was METAL ARMY), I 
realized this must be taken. And in 1991, the year I Delta 
bought a computer and 48K ... was my first game at the 
Spectrum, METAL ARMY course. By the way, a bad game. 

B> And then what?

About> then? And then in 1992, it seems, I bought the Pentagon 
and 128K floppy drive, and living became more cheerful. But 
then I was disappointed in him. I did not liked his failures, 
and the wiring diagram AY was not the most the best and I asked 
a friend to collect me PROFI, which he did. And now that same 
PROFI is my so far, but have never broke down, ugh, ugh, ugh.


B> Well, enough about computers. Let's talk about how
have you decided to produce MAXIMUM, because the popularity of 
ON-LINE was very high (newspaper LIME TREE based on a poll, it 
avoided the more than two times). You decided to create 
something more steeply than the ON-LINE, or what?


O> (Laughs) Oh no. ON-LINE was the first newspaper appeared on 
the Spectrum and its popularity is very high. But other 
newspapers In my opinion, were far from ideal. Say anything bad

about them will not, but then I read mostly ON-LINE. And then 
to my mind wandered a thought, but if you make one more 
newspaper. But it was necessary to do so to please everybody. 
And now One day the first issue of MAXIMUM. Of course, the 
first attempt turned out a little lumpy, but these numbers were 
just a feast for the eyes. 

B> Yes. It seems the fifth issue was published thrice reader, 
and indeed All rooms have a MAXIMUM of two that was too much 
material? 

About> What material was indeed a lot. I remember that when I 
came number five, I started calling friends spektrumisty and 
say that they say you are there at all muzzy, read too much 
laziness, etc.


B> And what we're all about ON-LINE? Where did the name MAXIMUM?

About> Invented RAVER. And for a more intelligible explanation 
of advise to read the fifth issue NICRON'a. 

In> the way of NICRON'e. How do you like this newspaper?

About> And we started a lot steeper. No offense. But I think 
NICRON'a still ahead, here are the latest numbers are out 
already two reader. Although to me begin to come is not very 
good thoughts about the newspaper. Repetition section 
Razbiralka, especially since the game BLINKEY'S we have 
described in a 15-m room ... All - time will tell. 

B> Now the big question. Why did it happen that you're gone
of MAXIMUM'a?

O> Oh. Here you can talk very long, but I'll try to say
in a nutshell. The main reason - is the lack of letters from 
readers. You know, very sad to make a newspaper as if to 
himself. Like all She likes all her reading, but here are all 
too lazy to write a letter. 

In> But many people may simply not know what to write.

About> Well I do not know, earlier I used to know. See all 
editions tezhe ON-LINE. How much is written.


In> But Spectrum issues involved is ON-LINE.

About> Right. But you can write anything else. Or fantasies no 
one? And some of Spectrum, as you say, the questions can be 
published. 

B> This is all the reason you left? Or is there still any?

O> Of course there is. But the main reason - the lack of 
letters from readers. Write, do not ruin the newspaper! After 
all, your letter, just like balm to the soul. 

In "A any more reasons?

About> Misc. Lack of free time. Soon the New Year. At the end of
all - have to go to work, sit at home I'm tired, etc.

In> But some say that you go to another platform.
Is this true?

About> None. I'm staying on the Spectrum, although another 
machine should be taken. But I will stay on the Speccy!


In "A no desire to do even any newspaper, for example, quite
not like a MAXIMUM?

About> Actually, I never thought about it. Oh, no, no.

B> And what prevents from MAXIMUM'a make the magazine?

About> History? Desires that never was and never will. Do we 
have little magazines? Yes, and what the magazine will come out 
every week? 

B> Why every week? Monthly magazine. Collect more
Information and ...

About> None. Moscow already has a very good magazine - is 
SPECTROFON. I think better than him, nobody does. 

In "A ZX-FORMAT?

About> What ZX-FORMAT. The first three numbers were really very
steep, but the fourth ... Although I have not seen 4.5, but 
when I saw the twentieth SPECTROFON, I have again fallen away 
doubts about the what a magazine is better.


In "A FAULTLESS?

O> (Laughs) What do you mean, sdurel. When I saw the third 
number, I immediately understood - the magazine was killed. 
There is nothing good or not. Why I need these POKES? And you 
look analysis of toys in the third issue. They're all written 
off from the collections of the "500 games". Maybe in the 
Ukraine and he is a worthy competitor SPECTROFON'u and 
ZXFORMAT'u, but in Moscow ... Work at least those I know adhere 
to this viewpoint. Is it possible to make the magazine quite 
similar to these two editions? 

In> But in MAXIMUM also have similar sections as in ONLINE. I'm 
talking about "List of BBS", "Razbiralke" and "Advertising." 

About> Here you are in the top ten hit. I am also the section 
"Nove"? " wanted to do. 

In "A what prevented? Will select the whole grain from ON-LINE, 
before you know it, and closes.


About> Here in this and I did not do it. :) But here's advice 
to those who will do this section in the ON-LINE. I do not know 
how you pull out games that are describing may be buying, 
although it vryatli, but can - rewriting. But do you need so. 
Take a new drive from MAGIC SOFT'a and SOFTSTAR'a, and 
literally write all the games that you see on those disks. 
Certainly do not write those have already been (it often 
suffers from SOFTSTAR). Why, for instance, I did not see in the 
"Nove"? " Russian language version Games SEYMOUR: WILD WEST 
ADVENTURE, which Russified FFC COMPUTERS??? I can even give 
examples. Yes, I think that MAGIC SOFT'am and SOFTSTAR'u in 
their interest to publish the games which have just appeared 
for sale. And I say all this to the fact that when I saw this 
section in the 59 th issue of ON-LINE me as much became ill. On 
each play is written by two or three lines and all. Well where 
will it fit! It feels like to write this review five minutes.


B> Somewhere you're really right, but you never responded to my
the question of identical sections.

On the> answer. Where did the list of BBS? ON-LINE came out on 
Monday, and people calling in that day to wake a sleeping 
sysop. MAXIMUM is the way out first on Sunday, then on 
Saturday, and much later on Friday. Yes, and a list of BBS 
immediately increased our parish.


In> But now MAXIMUM goes on Monday. And what about "sleepers
Sysops?

About> And on Friday comes NICRON! And we, in turn, add to
this list of those BBS, they forget to write back, or vice 
versa. And the popularity of newspapers now is that as the 
ON-LINE, not due to a single list BBS people have read.


In> Ok, understood. Well, what about ostalnyi sections?

About> About Razbiralke. I confess - is sinful. But I think 
OLDMAN not offended. Yes, and analysis of new toys, I think not 
hurt, especially where You can still see the analysis of 
managerial football. 

B> B SPECTROFON'e # 19.

About> Well that's all. I have not seen anywhere else. And this 
kind of games, not so and does not popular. Look how many 
emails all at the same SPECTROFON occurred in this matter. And 
to the "Advertising". So what kind of newspaper and no 
advertising in our time. 

In> How do you feel about such a fashion in recent times, it's 
better - AMIGA or IBM? 

On "A no how. Who would I not talking about AMIGA, I always have
one iron argument: why in almost all games AMIGA-plane? Games 
such as DOOM, there or miserable, or - the brake. I agree, 
plane games are very beautiful, but now ... But okay. And four 
channels for the music somehow not enough. Although my opinion 
I always keep to themselves. If someone does not agree, then 
for sure how many people - so ... Although IBM and I do not 
believe in the ideal, with graphics from him a little out of 
order, AMIGA on schedule, of course, in cooler. 

In> But how much more will stretch the Spectrum?

On> Year. Although maybe I'm wrong, God forbid ...

B> A there is so little else?

O> I talked about Moscow, and not about the entire country and 
beyond. In Moscow, the richer the public and the Spectrum is no 
longer as popular as the AMIGA and IBM. But Easten Patriots 
will be sitting down Spectrum until his death. But maybe I'm 
not right. It is better to ask our readers. 

In "A ZXNet? Is the modem does not give the Spectrum is a 
second wind? 

About> This is due to network ZXNet now lives Spectrum in 
Moscow. I I do not know what will happen after the New Year, 
when I pay the phone constantly, but if the board is high, I 
think that not everyone will keep sysop BBS. 

B> What do you do?

About> HAYES Connect the modem to the Spectrum, or hope for our
MGTS that it does not make a high price for a phone. Although 
in the latter - I'm not sure. They would only disrupt the 
larger the jackpot, not the relationship improved.


B> That's correct. But how will MAXIMUM-something without you?

About> How? And no how! Joke. He will do CDS, API. Although I
also offered them to close the newspaper, but they refused.

As> Does not it seem to you that MAXIMUM bu ...

About> No! This question I ask is not necessary. I'm on it you 
reply I will not give.


B> Good. And you're not going to come back after some time
MAXIMUM?

O> I never thought about it. Time will tell. Now I still believe
no. Well maybe just make a huge 50-th number of sectors both at 
fifteen hundred. 

In> Now, at the expense of reading room. Why have you abandoned 
is not so bad reading room, which made OLDMAN?


About> It only 48K. A MAXIMUM it does not fit, so I
Paul offered to make a new reading room to the whole text in it
placed. And so he came up with color.

In> But it is inferior in speed.

O> Of course, the whole thing in color. But the colored paper 
is better read than black and white. 

B> Well, what do you think about ENLIGHT'96?

About> Why say something? I was not there.

B> You do not understand the question. What do you think about 
music, demah and graphics. 

On the> graphics I have not seen, and say it, I can not do 
anything. Demos. Well here's my questions to those people who 
did such demos as ICE CREAM, MADE IN KAZAN, MIRACLE, and 
especially DAF. You what? Just wanted to light the his name or 
what? If I sitting in the judging, it would simply have sent 
these comrades far away from his work, and DAF ... Uh, when I 
saw "it" in I just ran out of all normal words. Bravo RAMBO! 
You know, America is in such a prize as the Oscar. His hand 
over the best directors, performers, roles, etc. And there - 
the golden raspberry. But it handed reverse the worst. So, 
Razzie You'd take it for sure. And yet. Why was not shown deme 
FAST CODE? After all, done it pretty well. The only thing that 
upset, because it is a slow decompression, but otherwise all 
o'key. I here a little thought, and yet MIRACLE could be higher 
and take place, although the demo does not pull on ENLIGHT.


In "A music?

About> The music the same problem as with the demo, only worse. 
I again I will not point the finger at the last place. Listen

these "melodies" and everything will become clear, but that is 
the question. Why do some songs, such as MALIKOV by SLASH, I've 
heard (in Game NAVY SEALS A'B version PRESTIGE)??? There is 
yet. Huh? But after ENLIGHT'a mozhno music put in anywhere, of 
course, with the consent author, but to ... General - dark 
wood. A little advice to all those who will exhibit their work 
next year, of course it does not apply to RUSH, CODEBUSTERS, 
etc., if you can not do - it is better not to climb. Not 
pozorte country! And best of show their friends, whether they 
like your product or not. A RAMBO is better not to approach the 
computer - it is contraindicated, analyzers Deme, what a 
nightmare! 

In "A Do not you think that you're a little ...

About> No! I said what I think. If I'm wrong, show me.

B> Okay. And the last question. Your future plans.

About> Future plans ... My future plans for the Spectrum is no
have no relationship, and, thus, what about telling them 
something. 



               Version # 2


 (C) RINDEX


   That's the latest version of the game, which I now describe. 
Title it is - "E-MOTION".



   Version 1. Did in ancient times Laptev. All anything,
but cheat'a not, although in those days and did not know what 
it is. It takes 146 sectors. 


   Version 2. Did the guys from the CPS HACKERS GROUP. When 
loading plays Muzychka and who is not in terpezh can simply 
press SPACE and ... oblamayutsya with cheat'om. It is better to 
let them finish the Muzychka until the end. It takes a 144 
sector. 



              SOLID FUN # 2


 (C) SPEED INFO
 (R) RINDEX


   Said that the foreigners never slept, but the other day in 
bed, in the midst of passion, whispers to me: "Oh, Yes, Yes 
..." 


   Said that the cottage with her mother went, and returned all 
in aspirated. "Strange - I say - you have a relationship with 
her mother ..." 


   We ex-wife just can not pass one another, and now I have 
like a sultan has two wives in the same apartment. If they 
quarrel! But they live together, and I do not think they have 
something plotting against me.



   In our hostel to do things that I would never
believe, if she did not took part in this.


   He brings me in and midnight reading some wild poetry
of his own, and then bused home. And I still can not
find out whether he was an unrecognized genius, or simply 
impotent. 


   I came to help her draw a course, when her husband was
Patrol. We hoped for military distseplinu, and in vain. Husband 
gone home warm and warming himself over an hour, but I just do 
not Okolelov on a balcony in shorts. 


   My girlfriend decided to try just about anything means. And 
white is ok, as long as it is not my heel tooth knocked out. 


   Wife been reading some books about what sex should be
associated with danger and risk, and the bottle took the keys 
from the janitor attic. I like an acrobat or a monkey, so that 
from his own apartment for the matter to climb onto the roof 
... 


   I explain to my mother every time that he was not drunk, and 
always was. 


   Their sex life mother-in-law is obliged only to me. If
we had no dog every day, she would never have dared
get married in foreign countries.


   While on leave, we went to the disco and met
Two model - Sabina and Angelika. We started dating, and 
everything was fine until revealed deception: they both were 
from the school building and name - Val and Masha. Girls, why 
joke about feelings? 

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 (R) IRONMAN


         COLLECTION OF STATEMENTS OF SOVIET OFFICERS

         Textbook for junior and middle
            academic staff.

                 "The citizen does not need fools.
                           So here I am. "
                      Unknown ensign.



450. In fact, it is not miracles will not Barabashka, but simply

     appropriate mechanism.

451. Once that is in following the previous line ...

452. Where did he go? It has been interpreted.

453. No, this will not work - as long as there is no tragedy.

454. I look deep and wide look.

455. Form the basis for building foundations.

456. Humiliated in the mud!

457. In his time trouble.

458. He even killed.

459. On the margins of maturing plans.

460. Not shrinking, in order not to take military action.

461. Resulted in a ubozhesky form.

462. Shocked conditions.

463. Andrew, I'll let you all once again repeat.

464. Digging into the future.

465. 3 blow was struck for the release of Nikolaev.

466. As the next lesson will be, because Japan and all.

467. Archives Truman, who at that time was created.

468. Went on such a paradox.

469. The third line on the left.

470. Was, if brief, the locksmith.

471. Let me simplify the task: if the capacitor is charged to 
the NEA      masking U, the complexity is exactly the same 
thing. 

472. We have to matmehe was grating in front of the eyes, 
moreover - 

     wall!

473. They suffered a crushing blow and it was they allegedly

     unexpected, because earlier they walked the red flag (on 
the crust      German prisoners of war to Moscow).


474. Cow - it's such a large animal with four legs on

     corner ...

475. The dog - an animal covered with fur, to serve.

476. It is time to do an end.



   P.S. That ended all military jokes. Agree
that 476 fun - it's still cool. Who knows more - you are
write to the pages of our newspapers.

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 (C) RINDEX


   Yes! And again with you our most truthful TOP. Otgremeli 
passion for ENLIGHT'96. The judges rendered their verdict. 
Someone had gone home happy, but someone. But the refereeing 
was not right when the first place to put a demo ILLUSION. In 
the first place should be deme ... no not VIBRATIONS, but ... 
And read our most truthful TOP and you'll learn for yourself.



               ENLIGHT '96
                  TOP 4
              (Demos compo)



   You will immediately ask: "Why only four demos?". Yes 
potochto everything else is just nothing compared to these 
giants of the Four-bedded. 


               1 ............. DAF
               2 ... MADE IN KAZAN
               3 ....... ICE CREAM
               4 ......... MIRACLE



   First place with just a huge detachment occupied deme DAF. 
It is made simply on the highest level. Super parsers are so 
excellent that there are no words. Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! 
Deserved victory. We are waiting for more demos on a 
professional level following ENLIGHT'ah.



   Second place is a demo MADE IN KAZAN. Short story
about the city of Kazan and pictures of this city is so shocked
our panel of judges that they immediately wanted to buy a dacha 
in the suburbs Kazan. What kind of clock in this demo ... 
Floating indicator ... 


   Third place Zana ice cream (so this demo). Here
only ice cream we had not found a pity. And in this - just
third place (we felt sorry for the guy (or who is this?) for 
what he there is a Shabby ice cream, do not be drawn

though, would Leningrad).


   The last place was taken by deme of two parts. Flying 
vigorous bulbs and so the jury assessed fairly low, and scanned 
photographs of authors demos we were not surprised that only 
did pohogo catastrophe at the Chernobyl nuclear power plant. 
But not here is no benefit to anybody!




   P.S. For all that is written in the newspaper MAXIMUM is not 
responsible. 

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 (R) IRONMAN



   Fused words.

    Alkogolodranets
    Idologiya
    Ovatsioner
    Sotsroyalizm
    Tsapparat
    Kanalolizatsiya
    Vodoprovodka
    Misterika
    Pervoprohodimets
    Pervoopechatnik
    R-action



   Ochepyatki!

    Balcony-tourist ... (Balkan. ..)
    Luis Korvalol ... (... Corvalan)
    Andrew minors ... (... Mironov)
    Beautiful, copper, elegant! (..., Fashionable, ...)
    Stump-stump ... (Pnom-Pen. ..)
    Herring with green face ... (... With green onions)
    Meat under a horse-radish sauce ... (Everything seems 
correct)     Concrete pork ... (Bekon. ..)

    Dyp Ashes ... (Deep Purple ...)
    Ivan M. Zharov ... (Jean Michel Jarre ...)
    Goodrum Mudvin ... (Wise Goodwin ...)
    Acetic essence ... (Uksusnaya. ..)
    Ruby Garnet Cahors ... (Robindronat Tagore ...)



   Metro station:

    Prosvoyuznaya
    The area of ​​wet dreams
    Avenue pioneers
    Purgenevskaya
    Kontsevskaya
    Nagadinskaya
    Prospect Max
    Area schlock
    Bohr
    Madeleevskaya
    Horse Illich
    In peasant rose (Peasant outpost)
    Tours
    Krasnoplesenskaya
    Ulitsa 1905 reptile
    VDNHZ
    Prospect Moore
    Marksiskaya
    Orphanage
    New Serenyushki
    Izmyvaylovo
    Kutuzkovskaya
    Korovskaya (Kirov)
    Serb and mulatto (hammer and sickle)



   Titles of books.

    "Is there life on Marx."
    Cabin Uncle Tam. "
    "White Bim Black's ear."
    "Fatal heart."
    "ACC Pushkin."
    "The way konksvistadorov." (Collection of poems Gumilev)
    Mein Kaif. "
    "One hundred days before the leprosy."
    "Tyuremok."
    "Suspension."



   Ad.

    "... Ponedelenik ..."
    "Sugar, only members of trade union shareholders ..."
    "... I live with my sister-girl 75 years ..."
    "Shut up sex slit my neighbor on top, and then
     when she runs, I drip. "
    "Issuance of bags will be provided with 3 to 4."
    "Issuance of corpses from three to four."
    "Shops are open from 8:00 h to 2000ch"

    Sign "Cutting fabric."



   Dictionary maloupotre ... emyh and expressed in words.

    Underwater horse (cart + horse)
    Visor - millitsioner
    torture chamber - a neighbor
    Pomeranets - a very sick man
    Bar - the bar of the USSR
    Holography - a bath for aristocrats

    D `Bl - Blockhead (dec)

 Ethiopian your mother! (Expletive Russian immigrants in 
Ethiopia)  SysOp your mother! (Expletive SysOp-s)