Maximum #19 07 октября 1996

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solid jokes - Collected sayings of Soviet officers (continued).
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            SOLID FUN


 (R) IRONMAN


        COLLECTION OF STATEMENTS OF SOVIET OFFICERS

        Textbook for junior and middle
            academic staff.

                 "The citizen does not need fools.
                           So here I am. "
                      Unknown ensign.


310. In the next lesson we will take dressing and undressing
     of a gas mask.

311. The only clothes the soldier must be boots and belt.

312. Fellow student! You are like unto the African bird country
     su, which from the height of his flight did not see 
whether the general      Research Institute of the party.


313. Groundhog image leads a life fellow students!

314. Stop there, listen here!

315. Bush - a bunch of plants growing from a single point.

316. Remove snow quickly, and then it melts.

317. Business is business to do.

318. Billion - a huge sum as a hundred million.

319. Your responsibilities at the operational duty are in the 
four      tkom and quick maneuvering between the bucket with 
water, electric      cally kettle and an officer.


320. What do you think - you're all fools, and I'm one clever?

321. When done in my life so much useless, as I, then
     Then, and will criticize me!

322. Political work in the army - a unity of struggle and 
opposed      Stay.


323. You sit with a fishing rod on the river, and here the 
passer with his 

     charter. Naturally, the common effort, you can deploy

     his heels back and otsandalit.

324. Not mazh fences grease and waste fuel. Do not disgrace the 
part! 

325. Teach commanders and senior withstand a sequence of results
     Monta:

     1.Akkuratno cover.

     2.Zashpaklyuy.

     3.Vyderni extra nails.

326. Do not make fountains, peacocks do not divorce, do the 
combat readiness 

     part.

327. That and look - divorced peacocks! Those will start to 
flutter, 

     peck horrible, the technique of shit.

328. Together with physicians to identify all morons who can 
not be confi      ryat arms, steering wheel, levers.


329. No home with a gun does not walk, my wife does not check 
with with      Sedco not drink tea.




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     Interested in all information on the printer ROBOTRON 6312.

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      Seeking for an exchange program for a computer ATM-Turbo 
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  Tel. 344-7762 Michael, to call from 20:00 to 22:00 daily.


           I have two 13-s drive for three rubles
 Tel. Alexander 409-9029, call between 13:00 and 21:00 daily.


     For sale-6312 printer (radium), drive-13 and

      Head of TEAC'a. All working. Tel.499-3117 Ilya.


 Sale prefix "Kanga" 8-bit + full set of wires +

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  In order to make them understand each other and could

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 Change COMMADORE-64 + drive on any 128k + spektrum drive.
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Sale SCORPION-256K + monitor 32 WTC 202 + MS5350 + drive wheels.
          Price 900 TR (Bargain).
    Tel. 256-3370 Andrew from 19:00 to 22:00, Monday to Friday


               SELL!


        --- PENTAGON - 128K (see below)
        --- B / C MONITIR B / P Rodney (see below)
        --- Two drives "TEAC" 1.2M
        --- CDOS-MODEM
        --- AY-MOUSE
        --- AY-8910
        --- Kempston Joystick (see below)
        --- Two speakers (stereo)
        --- PRINTER ML-6312 (see below)
        --- LOT DRIVES
        --- LITERATURE
        --- TWO SPECTRUMA - 48K (see below)
        --- Two supervisors DRIVE (see below)
        --- "Mother" 286 (see below)

                + * +

            * FOR PENTAGON - 128K *

               For him to set:

    1. Additional memory 565RU5 - 16sht.
    2. Replacement stickers on the keys (iron, pile)
    3. For the case insert the keyboard - 2 pcs.
    4. Spare KR1818VG93 - 1pc.
    5. Different schemes


             * MONITOR NOT WORKING *

               For him to set:

    1. Reserve Corps
    2. Pipe dead
    3. Board dead


             Kempston * NAVIGATION *


  Made of the joystick from DENDY (though it is a bit 
incomplete) 


              * PRINTER MS 6312 *

        In working condition, but without the loop
             (From the board to 'head')

               For him to set:

    1. Controller board dead
    2. Stack of papers


             Also available:

    SPECTRUM'y 48K in an unknown state
    Disk controllers in an unknown state
    "Mother" 286 for free if needed

                 + * +

            Price: negotiable

    Call: 387-07-63 Dmitri, in the evening



  Sale color monitor electronics 32 WTC 202, for 300 TR
           Tel. 903-0347, Alexander.


        C R O W N O buy a printer MS6313 (6312).
 Tel. 554-1582 (Alex), call from 14:00 to 22:00 daily.


Marketplace ROM 27128, with Firmware "Sinclair 1982". At a 
reasonable price 

   Tel. 315-3315 (Mike) to call from 16:00 to 20:00, with 
Mon-Sat 


         Industrial and commercial center
           "Computers for the public"
     invites you to visit the Polytechnic Museum!


  Dear owners of ZX-Spectrum! If you need the most but
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  system - to 8,500 rubles. The latest entry programs

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  Here you will find the most diverse literature on the ZX
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  Possible replacement of the Kvant-BC (48K) at the Grand GRM 2 
+ (128K) 

  with an additional charge. Come to us! Our address: Moscow, 
New Plo   schad, the building of the Polytechnic Museum. Floppy 
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  modems are sold at a kiosk in the lobby of the museum (next 
to the cascade   soi); time from 11 to 16 hours, a break from 
14.00 to 14.45 

  Computers and the rest is sold on 3-4 floors in the Division
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    We are open daily, except Mondays and the last
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           P A S P O R A R A! ! !

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  Call from 18:00 to 21:30 daily, tel: 903-0347 Sergey



      Assisted in the acquisition of any radio stations.


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       Permission to install antennas desirable!
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    Sold phone AONom. Version of the "Russ - 20c".
      Housing red bun. Price: 190 rubles.
 Call from 18:00 to 21:30 daily on the phone.: 903-0347 Sergey


    For sale computer "Pentagon 128". Included:

     Monitor Electronics 1932 WTC 202 "with a protective shield.

  CDOS - modem. AY - mouse + pad + diskette with the programs.

    Drive "Electronics 5313". 100 floppy disks with the 
programs.  A whole bunch of literature. Joystick: Sinclair 1-2. 
Kempston No! Active speakers separately. Price: $ 35 (without 
the company is not sold)          Price: $ 200 (bargaining is 
not appropriate!) 

  Call from 18:00 to 21:30 daily, tel: 903-0347 Sergey


      For sale Monitor Electronics 1932 WTC 202.

        Perfect condition. The picture does not spread.
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  Call from 18:00 to 21:30 daily, tel: 903-0347 Sergey



GENTLEMEN ADVERTISERS, TIMELY WAIVES the advertising, COH YES 
you are in it no longer requires. 



                 EPILOGUE


 (C) RINDEX


   Well, that's podeshel the end of this release. The next 
issue I hope will be a little more interesting. Well, good luck 
to you. See ya. 



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