Maximum #14 02 сентября 1996

Юмор

solid jokes - 4 fun. Collection of statements by Soviet officers (continued).
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            SOLID FUN


 (C) SPEED INFO
 (R) RINDEX



   Met in a disco. Agreed at 200,000, but with my alcohol. 
Night of fun cost me a month and vendispansera Another 350 
thousand. Such is <1000 and 1 night>. 


   I do not mind that her ex-husband took our children for a 
weekend at the cottage, but let the least such returns, which 
he took. 


   I am critical of that in me the most attractive and
I go to an unknown company, it is these sites forward.


   Now it is for me - the standard of meanness and zmeischa!


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 (R) IRONMAN


         COLLECTION OF STATEMENTS OF SOVIET OFFICERS

         Textbook for junior and middle
            academic staff.

                 "The citizen does not need fools.
                           So here I am. "
                      Unknown ensign.


210. Who am I to you: Major Soviet Army or the locomotive horn 
at 

     Kursk station?

211. Composition of the consolidated teams: a bulldozer, a 
compressor, crane ... 

212. Left big toe feet.

213. Asleep in the bedside table, and say: "Not mine!

214. Taschites as three days!

215. What you say something, like a fish on ice?

216. Our colonel does not like chocolate: he foil in his teeth 
zas      Trevan.


217. You are here asleep, and then enters the home snow!

218. What do you like the girl red? A month later, an officer 
will become! 

219. Soldier in the day put 20 grams of butter: 15 grams in the 
morning and 15 

     - In the evening.

220. Just do not call my name, at once to die.

221. In the Ministry by post.

222. After removing the skull, I went to the doctor.

223. Woman without intercourse fades.

224. Hellish pain in the human personality.

225. I am 38 years old, working to spearhead the production.

226. I'm cheshus, not a hand and a fork.

227. I respect the Moscow because he Tambov

228. I was discharged from the hospital on a voluntary basis.

229. In my youth I have long engaged in self-service, now I

     40 years of marriage and I'm unfit.



                ADVERTISING.


 (C) CDS SOFT


   If you look carefully at the bottom, we can see
new ad.



      Sale 13th drive in working condition. Cheap!

  Tel. 554-1582 Alexei call from 14:00 to 22:00 daily.


 Interested in any information on the radio, as well as the 
interests shoved a good program for AY-mouse.  Tel. Alexander 
902-0113, call between 17:00 and 20:00, with MF 



     Interested in all information on the printer ROBOTRON 6312.

  Tel. 344-7762 Michael, to call from 20: O0 to 22:00 daily.



      Seeking for an exchange program for a computer ATM-Turbo 
2 +. 

  Tel. 344-7762 Michael, to call from 20:00 to 22:00 daily.


           I have two 13-s drive for three rubles
 Tel. Alexander 409-9029, call between 13:00 and 21:00 daily.


     For sale-6312 printer (radium), drive-13 and

      Head of TEAC'a. All working. Tel.499-3117 Ilya.


 Sale prefix "Kanga" 8-bit + full set of wires +

     4 cartridges with a bunch of games: DIZZY: Fantastic 
adventure, 

    BIGNOISE FREAKS OUT, PRINCE OF PERSIA and many others.
          Price 200 TR Bargain.

  Tel. 168-5705 Dimitri call from 19:00 to 23:00 daily.


        Dear Sirs users!

   There is a desire to connect two computers in a small 
network. 

  In order to make them understand each other and could

    would play together in one toy on two computers.

  Who can help, a big request to respond. Desirable
 availability of the scheme. The presence of the scheme is not 
just desirable, but necessarily     not necessarily! Concerned 
only with business proposals!          All the people who voice 
to us, thank you very much! 

    Tel: 903-0347 (Sergei), from 18.00 to 21.30 daily.


           Buy AY-MOUSE to the wiring.
 Tel. 395-8162 Alexander, calls from 12:00 to 22:00 daily



   I sell and collect custom phones AONom! RUSS-22C + "

  At preobretenny my phone given 2 YEAR WARRANTY!

  The cost of the phone AONom - 225 TR The term of the assembly 
3-7 days 

              And also carry out:

    - Repair any type AONov
    - Replacement of the software versions on the latest
    - Memory expansion up to 256 rooms
    - Installation of voice boards for 1 min. and 4 min.
    - Installation SPEAKERPHONa

           QUALITY GUARANTEED!


    Phone: 496-61-59 Igor from 12:00 to 23:00.


 Change COMMADORE-64 + drive on any 128k + spektrum drive.
       Tel. 554-1582, from 14:00 to 22:00 daily.


Sale SCORPION-256K + monitor 32 WTC 202 + MS5350 + drive wheels.
          Price 900 TR (Bargain).
    Tel. 256-3370 Andrew from 19:00 to 22:00, Monday to Friday


               SELL!


        --- PENTAGON - 128K (see below)
        --- B / C MONITIR B / P Rodney (see below)
        --- Two drives "TEAC" 1.2M
        --- CDOS-MODEM
        --- AY-MOUSE
        --- AY-8910
        --- Kempston Joystick (see below)
        --- Two speakers (stereo)
        --- PRINTER ML-6312 (see below)
        --- LOT DRIVES
        --- LITERATURE
        --- TWO SPECTRUMA - 48K (see below)
        --- Two supervisors DRIVE (see below)
        --- "Mother" 286 (see below)

                + * +

            * FOR PENTAGON - 128K *

               For him to set:

    1. Additional memory 565RU5 - 16sht.
    2. Replacement stickers on the keys (iron, pile)
    3. For the case insert the keyboard - 2 pcs.
    4. Spare KR1818VG93 - 1pc.
    5. Different schemes


             * MONITOR NOT WORKING *

               For him to set:

    1. Reserve Corps
    2. Pipe dead
    3. Board dead


             Kempston * NAVIGATION *


  Made of the joystick from DENDY (though it is a bit 
incomplete) 


              * PRINTER MS 6312 *

        In working condition, but without the loop
             (From the board to 'head')

               For him to set:

    1. Controller board dead
    2. Stack of papers


             Also available:

    SPECTRUM'y 48K in an unknown state
    Disk controllers in an unknown state
    "Mother" 286 for free if needed

                 + * +

            Price: negotiable

    Call: 387-07-63 Dmitri, in the evening



GENTLEMEN ADVERTISERS, TIMELY WAIVES ITS ADVERTISING WHEN
           You are in it no longer needs.



                 EPILOGUE


 (C) RINDEX


   Well, that's all for now. What is there to write, I do not 
know. In this, yet. See ya.




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